Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 55% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
5 measurements spanning 40 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 846–848 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
16 Sept 2026, 19:37
847
+1
23 Aug 2026, 16:38
846
-1
16 Aug 2026, 17:37
847
-1
8 Aug 2026, 01:19
848
no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:15
848
first reading
Engagement
7 posts held, back to 1 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 7 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
35s
Average length
18s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
164 reactions across 7 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 51.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
85
51.8%
🙏
42
25.6%
👍
27
16.5%
🔥
9
5.49%
🤯
1
0.61%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 7 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 164 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 7 most recent posts we hold, published 1 October 2025 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
На меня события месяц назад с мамой произвели крайне глубокое впечатление.
хочется, чтобы было меньше людей, которым вдруг out of blue как гром среди ясного неба поступает звонок
«у Вашей мамы/папы/бабушки острый инсульт! Она в реанимации!» …а вы вообще не готовы к этому
Я поговорили со своей подругой Александрой Фоминой, опытным врачом терапевтом, гастроэнтерологом, диетологом - и у ее дедушки тоже был инсульт-…
Хочу поделиться здесь тоже.
3 июля у моей мамы случился тяжелый инсульт
Все произошло совершенно неожиданно. Вот она только что была месяц с нами с детьми, вот она в Армении.
За день до она была полна сил: переписывалась с нами в семейном чатике, занималась делами, тусила с соседкой по даче, собиралась вскоре возвращаться в Дилижан
А утром по дороге с дачи на электричку упала. 8 утра место где люди ее быстро увид…
Подкрадываются праздники медленно но верно. Подкину вам пару песен, которые мои дети в школе поют и попросила меня поставить и мне пели сегодня вечером.
Саша Winter Carol
Гоша one and a million
И ловите 40+ песен-Рождественский плейлист с разными песнями, потешками и Carols
Работает ли у вас кстати YouTube или надо подумать как песнями в другом формате делиться?
Все подробности про Рождество, традиции есть в моем…
По вашим просьбам книги которые рекомендуют почитать до secondary school - этот список дали нам в Burntwood girls secondary school:
• Once – Morris Gleitzman
• The Boy at the Back of the Class – Onjali Q. Raúf
• Wonder – R.J. Palacio
• The Explorer – Katherine Rundell
• Granny – Anthony Horowitz
• The Boy Who Grew Dragons – Andy Shepherd
• Skellig – David Almond
• The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien
• The Girl of In…
Коротенечко делюсь классным стихом и списком литературы из нашей школы для year 5 9 лет- радует что там и классика и Рол Дал и современный его вариант David Willliams с очередной гротескной историей Millionaire Boy
Большой этап жизни подошел к концу! Мои родители приняли решение переехать в Армению🇦🇲
не просто переехать, а начать там новый проект создания дома и сада💪
Родители уже год учат армянский, говорят на нем и сочинения пишут. А в своих сокурсниках нашли новых друзей и единомышленников. Горжусь родителями - в любом возрасте новые горизонты открыты, было бы желание жить
Мы скоро едем в Дилижан и … закупили английские л…
❤18🔥3
Signed Vera
Showing the 7 most recent of 7 posts we hold for @londonmamachannel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Hopkins English @hopkinsenglish · 33,223 Telegram ranks this channel #63 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 9 September 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“London Mama Полезности от Веры Шатток” (@londonmamachannel), 847 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/londonmamachannel.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.