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Лодочная Станция

@lodkafm

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153subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002341086970
TypeChannel
Username@lodkafm
DescriptionЕще одна музыкальная передача, в которой лодочник, музыкант и певец совместно с окружающим миром творят музыку на электролодке. Смотреть https://www.youtube.com/@lodkafm или https://vkvideo.ru/@lodkafm Официальный канал Лодочной Станции.
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/lodkafm

Growth

1537 August 2026 — 153 subscribers8 August 2026 — 153 subscribers7 August 20268 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 152–154 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 19:15153no change
7 Aug 2026, 03:45153first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 31 March 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
233.3%
avg views ÷ 153 subscribers
Avg views / post
357
1 post measured
Reaction rate
9.52%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 July 2026
Posts held18 (31 March 202526 July 2026)
Views total357
Reactions total34
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 19:15 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
5
Videos
16
Links
15

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
44m 11s
Average length
3m 41s

Measured directly from 12 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

428 reactions across 18 posts, in 34 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
11727.3%
🔥8419.6%
❤‍🔥8118.9%
🐳214.91%
💯153.50%
🥰133.04%
custom 525572576185103842792.10%
🤩92.10%
81.87%
🕊81.87%
😁81.87%
🎄71.64%
👍61.40%
custom 546522213756227507240.935%
😱40.935%
custom 543827447766006008130.701%
💩30.701%
🗿30.701%
🤡30.701%
custom 538658708887333182920.467%
14 further kinds204.67%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 428reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 31 March 2025 to 26 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
6
across the posts below
Posts paid on
4
of 18 we hold a reading for · 22%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @lodkafm. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 March 2025 to 26 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

26 Jul 2026, 06:39 UTC357 views34 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

На днях, 23 июля у Лодочной Станции был очередной заплыв. Неизвестно через сколько лет еще выйдет этот выпуск, но кусок записи решил запостить не откладывая. Группа Дзинь (@dzinmusic) поют свою песню Капля. В это время Исеть раскачивает лодку в ритме регги. Я та последняя капля, я беру на себя всю вину за потоп. Звучит весьма по-панковски как по мне, хоть это и не панк-рок. Лиза Неволина - вокал, дудка Костя Итунин

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25 May 2026, 17:11 UTC≈1,090 views35 reactions1 Starread 8 August 2026
Video

Как известно, 2026 год в России объявлен годом прогрессивного рока. Лодочная Станция не могла остаться в стороне от такого повода, поэтому в седьмом выпуске на электролодке плывет группа Принятие из Екб. Сложные размеры и формы, семиминутные гитарно-фортепианные поливы, эпичные тексты - такого рыбы явно не ожидали, ведь с проплывающих яхт обычно звучит другая музыка. Природе не оставалось ничего иного, кроме как вк

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9 May 2026, 17:35 UTC735 views28 reactions2 Starsread 8 August 2026
Video

Сегодня сидел монтировал седьмой выпуск Лодочной Станции. По жанру там предполагается прогрессив рок/метал, но сейчас пост немного не о гитарной музыке. Представьте себе август 2025, визовский пруд, по нему плывет надувная электролодка. На этой лодке только что Леха и Арсений из группы Принятие отыграли часовой концерт для рыб. Арсений потенциально опаздывает на свой другой концерт в тот вечер. Лодочник гонит лодку

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3 May 2026, 11:26 UTC≈1,720 views24 reactions2 Starsread 8 August 2026
Video

Я предам тебя. мы оба это знаем. Осенью 2024 после первых выпусков до меня дошли слухи, что одна там поэтесса Анна Ситникова не прочь поплавать на лодке. Я ей конечно сразу написал тогда, и мы предварительно договорились, но непонятно было с музыкантом. В 2025 вопрос решился сам собой, потому что у Ани и еще трех деятелей культуры возникла группа Преподавательский состав (@prepodavatelsky_sostav). По жанру это эксп

❤‍🔥12🔥3🤩3🎄2custom 546522213756227507221🍌1

4 Apr 2026, 09:39 UTC639 views29 reactions1 Starread 8 August 2026
Video

Пятый выпуск Лодочной Станции, Все произошло 4 августа 2025 года. Чайки смеялись над нами, временами было холодно и страшно но Из топовых групп Екб я очень котирую Логос (https://vk.ru/logosband). Это психоделик стоунер дум, который всем советую слушать живьем, потому что взаимодействия Волка, Рыбы и Слона на сцене похожи на медитативный визуально-музыкальный ритуал. В такой медленной музыке может быть не очень мног

16🔥5🥰3🕊2🐳1🤩1custom 52719760369034351071

30 Nov 2025, 13:57 UTC601 views45 reactionsread 8 August 2026

информационное объявление. если лариса долина будет проситься на электролодку, ей будет отказано. как минимум до тех пор пока не вернет деньги покупательнице ее квартиры. будьте уверены: лодочная станция против сомов-людоедов и бабуль-мошенников.

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19 Oct 2025, 16:56 UTC≈1,800 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Синтетическая жидкость и современная поэзия на Лодочной Станции #4 в акватории Визовского водохранилища, немного шаманства и песен народов мира. Из местной электронной сцены Екб я конечно не мог не позвать на лодку Артема Дульцева. Многие его знают как популяризатора звукового синтеза, музыки на физических носителях и по совместительству босса лейбла Фактура. Как музыкант он активничает под разными именами: metra.ve

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10 Oct 2025, 07:20 UTC875 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Из дневников лодочника: "16 сентября 2025 я позвал попеть на лодке крутого певца Максима Макарова. Он же известный в кругах андерграунда необард Душь (https://vk.com/dush_man) из Екб. Обычно на записях в его песнях относительно богатые аранжировки с использованием народных инструментов и электроники. На лодке песни исполнялись в акустической версии на двенадцати/одиннадцати струнах. Сегодня одна из песен "Воробьи" в

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30 Sept 2025, 11:03 UTC≈1,230 views35 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

"Время скоротечно, а мы не вечны" пела девочка Полина 18 сентября 2025, качаясь на волнах даркпопа. Городской пруд Екб таит в себе множество загадок. Никогда заранее не узнаешь, в какой момент из-за угла на тебя выскочит гоночный катер или погаснет свет. Время реально скоротечно, так что успевайте приценить тизер одного из будущих выпусков. Кстати по нему можно заметить, что безопасность Лодочной Станции довольно б

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2 Sept 2025, 06:54 UTC884 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Что будет, если вечером прийти в центр Екб полюбоваться на городской пруд? Что можно увидеть, если заглянуть под мост на челюскинцев? Ответы на эти вопросы много лет интересовали антропологов и исследователей города. Чтобы избежать разных домыслов и развенчать некоторые городские мифы, 26 августа 2025 мы с диджеем Ликвидатором взяли электролодку и все проверили сами. Оказывается, если долго прислушиваться, то можно у

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16 Aug 2025, 07:31 UTC375 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

На лодочной станции можно почувствовать себя почти как в чехии

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16 Aug 2025, 07:31 UTC447 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @korochedigestPhoto

В Чехии развернулась 50-минутная схватка между рыболовом и громадным трёхметровым сомом. Ведущий шоу «Рыбный воин» заметил речного гиганта 4 августа во Врановском водохранилище и сразу пошёл в атаку. Дуэль длилась почти целый час — здоровая рыбина дралась до последнего, но Вагнер всё же вытащил её, сделал фото на память и отпустил обратно в воду. ⚡️ Короче. Подписаться

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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @lodkafm. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 767,295 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Лодочная Станция” (@lodkafm), 153 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lodkafm.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.