Заметьте, пиво в клинописной записи занимательным образом выглядит как графическая рыба. Свидетельство глубокого понимания народами Месопотамии законов гармонии.
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Channel
@littleanecdotes
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
225subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002154978075 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @littleanecdotes |
| Description | Охотник стреляет лес. Исторические анекдоты и анекдотические истории для любителей, ценителей, и отдохновения души ради. |
| Created | Between 1 May 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/littleanecdotes |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 10:20 | 225 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:16 | 225 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 19 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (19 December 2025 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 120 |
| Reactions total | 13 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 10:20 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
451 reactions across 20 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 92 | 20.4% | |
| ❤ | 72 | 16.0% | |
| 🔥 | 45 | 9.98% | |
| custom 5274194258662792643 | 38 | 8.43% | |
| custom 5323450717434819331 | 37 | 8.20% | |
| custom 5274124967955407285 | 29 | 6.43% | |
| custom 5296706999759675712 | 26 | 5.76% | |
| 💘 | 24 | 5.32% | |
| 🍾 | 23 | 5.10% | |
| 💯 | 20 | 4.43% | |
| ✍ | 11 | 2.44% | |
| 😢 | 11 | 2.44% | |
| 🕊 | 6 | 1.33% | |
| 🗿 | 6 | 1.33% | |
| ❤🔥 | 4 | 0.887% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 0.887% | |
| 🌚 | 2 | 0.443% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 0.222% |
Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 451reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 December 2025 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Заметьте, пиво в клинописной записи занимательным образом выглядит как графическая рыба. Свидетельство глубокого понимания народами Месопотамии законов гармонии.
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Въ Казани, говорятъ, есть въ музеѣ табличка съ надписью ПИВО. Звучитъ это какъ BI.
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Римские еще медицинские трактаты советовали абракадабру как лекарство от лихорадки (видимо, малярийной). Абракадабру больному предлагалась написать на листочке, как на схеме выше и носить на веревочке. Хорошо, что в наши дни медицина ушла вперед. Впрочем, кто знает, что написано на тех рецептах, которые выдают нам врачи и которые мы силимся прочесть и не можем? Вполне возможно — старая добрая абракадабра.
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Какая-то абракадабра. Из Книги врачевания (BL Royal MS E XXIII, вт. пол. 13 в.)
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Как Экирх обосновывает всё это? Прошерстив источники, он нашел там несколько упоминаний "первого сна", которым обозначали начало ночи. Например, в Энеиде Вергилия: Час наступил, когда на людей усталых нисходит, Крадучись, сон первый, отрадный подарок богов. Довольно сомнительное обоснование для теории интервального сна, как по мне. Мы же тоже, например, можем сказать, что "я уже смотрел свой первый сон, как…
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Вы знали, что в средние века спали в два захода? Вот и я не знал. Заснув в первый раз, люди просыпались после полуночи, занимались своими делами часик-другой, и шли спать снова. А потом наступила индустриальная эпоха, которая украла у нас этот здоровый сон! Во всяком случае это мне рассказали в одном тиктоке. А потом в другом. А потом повсюду. Кажется, за каждым углом меня поджидал кто-то, готовый пырнуть меня свои…
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Между тем этому каналу исполнилось два годика. Уже должен бы начать разговаривать, но пока только пишет. Спасибо, что читаете, комментируете и делитесь с друзьями! Если не делитесь, то тоже ничего, у нас тут все-таки нишевый канал. Избегайте становиться героями исторических анекдотов в наши беспокойные времена: лучше подождите пока я напишу новые!
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Случайно обнаружил, что у истории с медведем есть продолжение. В житии св. Поппона Ставлийского упоминается, что как-то раз он застал императора за увеселениями с мимами. В числе прочего они включали представление с голым человеком, обмазанным медом. И медведями. Публика, по причинам вполне понятным, всерьез опасалась за здоровье артиста: как бы не облизали до кости. Император же, увлеченный сладким досугом, ничего …
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У России две вечные беды: дураки и плохо переведённый Аристотель.
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Cреди наставлений своему священству Гинкмар, епископ Реймсский, оставил следующее: не дозволять перед собою ни отвратительных игрищ с медведями, ни танцовщиц. Судя по отсутствию медведей в поучениях других епископов, Гинкмар явно передает личный опыт. Возможно, вернее даже будет сказать — травму.
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Не забивайте голову🎩
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Оставьте место для важного — исторических анекдотов
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @littleanecdotes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Тихая охота” (@littleanecdotes), 225 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/littleanecdotes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.