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Устала как собака

@like_a_dog

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382subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001188157769
TypeChannel
Username@like_a_dog
DescriptionЗоопсихолог At the end, мы не так уж сильно отличаемся от собак и кошек ✨ Помогу наладить совместную жизнь с питомцем через любовь и уважение Консультации - @maltavio
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/like_a_dog

Growth

3827 Aug 2026, 21:52 — 382 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 06:05 — 382 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 21:528 Aug 2026, 06:05
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 381–383 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 06:05382no change
7 Aug 2026, 21:52382first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 19 February 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
19.9%
avg views ÷ 382 subscribers
Avg views / post
76.0
1 post measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
1
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held16 (19 February 20267 August 2026)
Views total76
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 06:05 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
136
Videos
93
Links
71

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
38s
Average length
10s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

323 reactions across 15 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
19761.0%
🔥5015.5%
😁237.12%
🥰195.88%
🐳61.86%
👀51.55%
💘51.55%
❤‍🔥41.24%
👏41.24%
👍20.619%
😍20.619%
🙏20.619%
🦄20.619%
🕊10.31%
😭10.31%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 323reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 19 February 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 22:02 UTC76 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

Я сломала пол головы, отчего пес так голову задирает и облизывается. Потом поняла.. Контекст: после игрищ с собачками увела песика домой (невменько почти). И по пути домой он начал делать такие движения. Угадаете, что это было? Можно задавать уточняющие вопросы 👀

10 Jul 2026, 17:40 UTC367 views28 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Надо признаться, что Понч - вообще не отличник по «собачниковым» стандартам. Я не фанатка команд и тренинга, но вот даже с командой «Сидеть» у нас не идет. И я не понимаю, это Понч туповат (или я?), или наоборот слишком умен для такого 😂 Так или иначе, «сидит» он по настроению, не «лежит» и «лапу не дает». Ну ок А тут я не достаю до задних зубов щеткой, когда их чистим, и надо собаку научить приоткрывать пасть. Сп

🔥178👍2🐳1

4 Jul 2026, 01:01 UTC284 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤‍🔥2🕊1

4 Jul 2026, 01:01 UTC258 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Часть социализации собаки в Аргентине - люди во время чемпионата по футболу 🙈 Вышли с песиком погулять и попали на конец матча 😐

😁6

13 Jun 2026, 21:50 UTC290 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @ponchbanditPhoto

Встречайте, голый терьер 😂🙈 Совет свой сам себе посоветуй, - подумала я, и применила, что обычно рекомендую клиентам при поездке на груминг: ➖выехали мы за 1 час, вместо требуемых на дорогу 30 минут: так я нигде Понча не торопила, давала все понюхать, потупить на перекрестках, обоссать все улицы по пути 🙈 ➖не тянула поводок почти совсем. Из-за того, что времени было валом, торопить псинку не пришлось. Меньше натяж

18🐳1😭1

1 Jun 2026, 01:36 UTC831 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Если была драка, или как избежать ПТСР у собаки Недавно таксисточка, подружка Понча, попала в собачью драку. В замесе игры что-то не поделили, и ее покусала большая собака. Физически сильных уронов, к счастью, не было, но вот испугалась малышка очень. Ниже приведу краткую инструкцию, что делать и не_делать в таком случае (надеюсь, вам не пригодится). 1. Спать Сон - наше все при любом стрессе! Во сне вспоминания из

18💘2🙏2

1 Jun 2026, 01:36 UTC212 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я наконец добралась до курса по ПТСР у собак от Даши Пушкаревой. Я в восторге! Несколько лет назад я закончила курс “Травмоинформированность и этика” от проекта по эмбодимент Тело в Дело. Там мы много разбирали, как работает стресс у людей, на уровне тела, нервной системы и психики. И что вы думаете? Конечно, у собак-кошек все очень-очень схоже!! Мы все млекопитающие, и совсем базовые настройки организмов у нас очен

🔥10

1 May 2026, 18:22 UTC301 views31 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Хотя ладно, каюсь! Одну пантеру я таки на ручки взяла. Она искала, где бы на тепленьком посидеть и запрыгнула в ладошку 😍

26🥰5

1 May 2026, 18:17 UTC303 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Неделю назад я была в отпуске на Севере Аргентины, ходила в поход. 4 дня по высокогорью, со спуском в джунгли В группе - 5 человек. Пока знакомились, выяснилось, что все любят животных. Моя профессия “психолог для животных” тут совсем непривычна и всех удивляет. Наши тяжелые рюкзаки несли лошади и ослы, в рефухио по пути мы встречали коров, собак, кошек и даже попугаев. Пока почти все члены группы по очереди этих

22💘3❤‍🔥2

29 Apr 2026, 15:49 UTC263 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

В Аргентине скоро зима, на этой неделе резко похолодало. Я достала пуховое одеяло, пижаму, пончо-свитера и вязаные носки. А собачке заказала жилеточку для прогулок из России. Ночью под пуховым одеялом прямо хорошо (только нос может подмерзать, если не укутаться). Проблемы начинаются, когда нужно из кровати вылазить.. И вот радость, что маленькая собачка начала часто приходить - проситься под одеялко. Но так же час

5👀5🥰3

14 Apr 2026, 00:42 UTC330 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Пока гуляли с собачкой, вспомнила, какую мудрость 💩 использую каждый день 😂 —— А у вас какие собачниковые лайфхаки?

4😁4🐳1

25 Mar 2026, 19:22 UTC576 views47 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Сегодня день рождения моей самой любимой тырьерной собачки 🎈🐰🥳 1 год пацану! С одной стороны, я до сих пор не верю, что год назад правда решилась лететь на тот свет .. за щенком. А с другой не понимаю, как уже целый год ему?! Раньше я думала, что я спокойная, рассудительная и люблю покой и предсказуемость. Но Пончик наглядно показал, что я тоже - терьер 🤣 И не надо эту часть себя подметать под коврик. И надеюсь,

29🔥10🥰6🐳2

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @like_a_dog. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 169,123 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Устала как собака” (@like_a_dog), 382 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/like_a_dog.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.