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Channel
Маяк Лахта Центра
@lighthouselahta
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
80subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001152865476 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @lighthouselahta |
| Description | Маяк передает шифровку петербуржцам. Канал о политике в СЗФО |
| Created | 17 October 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/lighthouselahta |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 18:47 | 80 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 04:21 | 80 | first reading |
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 2 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 381
- Videos
- 79
- Links
- 653
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 2m 23s
- Average length
- 48s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
3 reactions across 1 post, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤬 | 2 | 66.7% | |
| 😈 | 1 | 33.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 1 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 2 December 2025 to 2 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
👆🏻Пианен промышляет...
⚠️ Коллегам по цеху. Предупреждение. В личку прилетело «предложение». Суть простая: есть, мол, люди, которые на проекте могут сделать «прогнозируемый результат» и «гарантировать победу». Не медийно. Не полем. Не технологиями. Какими-то своими, полушаманскими-полукриминальными «методами». На вопрос про Уголовный кодекс - ответ гениальный: «Почитай статьи умных людей из АПтеки, полезней будет, чем УК РФ». То есть УК …
Новая историческая реальность. На цикл. Это все печально...
Photo, posted without a caption
Photo, posted without a caption
Когда новая искренность губернатора сталкивается с народным искренним недовольством, рождается не просто информационный повод, а готовая трагикомическая пьеса в одном действии. Сценарий таков: высокое начальство, поезд, предательски вставший посреди бескрайних полей, и простой мужик за рулём, который посмотрел на голосующего VIP-пассажира и… просто нажал на газ. Без злорадства, без оглядки. Просто поехал дальше. Вот…
Зло побеждает что?
- Добро28%
- Зло более организованное21%
- Это все ситуативно28%
- Щиты апостолов разных в городе нужно закрыть3%
- Иди на СВО и без врага/брата21%
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Теперь мы точно знаем кто против киндер сюрприза...Он точно хочет окончательно положить Макса...Либо тупой...
Итак, друзья мои, коллеги, соратники и просто случайно зашедшие на огонёк ценители тонкой политической кухни! Мы подходим к моменту, который требует изящества, ловкости и… ну, скажем прямо, определённого чувства юмора. Задача, как её обрисовали, звучит восхитительно: отдать дочке Шойгу и Уссу тему с редкоземельными металлами. Бум! Звучит как название блокбастера про сибирских геологов-авантюристов. Я уже вижу трейлер…
А как твоя жизнь сложится после этого мы не знаем...Но факт, пиздюки, у вас и ваших родителей начинаются глобальные проблемы... https://t.me/ogorod42/19463
Какое слово вам больше нравится?
- Стабильность58%
- Деградация42%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @lighthouselahta. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 3 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Зло побеждает что?
- Добро28%
- Зло более организованное21%
- Это все ситуативно28%
- Щиты апостолов разных в городе нужно закрыть3%
- Иди на СВО и без врага/брата21%
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Какое слово вам больше нравится?
- Стабильность58%
- Деградация42%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Кто быстрее загрузится, когда РКН блокирует?
- Сатель Шан42%
- В.Путин58%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 2 December 2025 to 2 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Маяк Лахта Центра” (@lighthouselahta), 80 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lighthouselahta.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.