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Капуста по акту сверки. Без НДС 🌏

@lifeonpearlriver

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83subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001194053597
TypeChannel
Username@lifeonpearlriver
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 30 June 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/lifeonpearlriver

Growth

838483.57 August 2026 — 84 subscribers9 August 2026 — 84 subscribers14 August 2026 — 83 subscribers7 August 202614 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 7 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 83–84 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 21:1583-1
9 Aug 2026, 17:1684no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:2484first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 2 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
87.7%
avg views ÷ 83 subscribers
Avg views / post
72.8
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
18.4%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 11 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 July 2026
Posts held11 (2 July 202628 July 2026)
Views total364
Reactions total67
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 17:16 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
3m 00s
Average length
1m 30s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

123 reactions across 11 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
4234.1%
👍2217.9%
🥰1613.0%
🔥1512.2%
👀54.07%
43.25%
🙏43.25%
🤗43.25%
❤‍🔥32.44%
😱32.44%
🙈21.63%
👏10.813%
😍10.813%
🫡10.813%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 123reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Jul 2026, 17:51 UTC57 views21 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Приехали. А тут - здрасьте! Пигает по прилесной территории, пиг-пиг, тут же пошел "на ручки". Красивая серая плюшевая шерстка, белый подбородок и манишка, на передних лапках подследники, на задних гольфы, на пузике - стринги. Очень симметричный окрас. От котячих сухих деликатесов отказался, но не от наркоманской колбасы. Продолжил с нами обозревать территорию, побегал вверх-вниз по яблоне, проследил распаковку машины

8👍8🥰41

23 Jul 2026, 11:46 UTC78 views14 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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На абордаж, канальи!

🔥6🙏322🫡1

22 Jul 2026, 16:34 UTC72 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Ну, как говорица, завтра шлите лучи!

15

19 Jul 2026, 22:06 UTC82 views12 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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КРАСНАЯ ФУРИЯ!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

🥰83🔥1

19 Jul 2026, 19:32 UTC75 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Хлеборезка на стрессе не закрывается ни на минуту, усвоено пока 8 огурцов. Как хорошо, что они свои, грядочные, в неограниченном количестве 🥒🥒🥒 Шла 22-я минута финала 🇪🇦⚽️🇦🇷

4👍1

18 Jul 2026, 07:23 UTC80 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @taro_mem_botPhoto

Мем-предсказание на сегодня

🔥8

Signed carminaboo

17 Jul 2026, 09:06 UTC65 views12 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @noombaruVideo

Все-таки любящие бати из мира шоу-биза — это отдельный вид кайфа. На это трогательное видео с Робби Уильямсом, с гордостью показавшим зрителям свою дочку Тедди, можно смотреть бесконечно ❤️ Такая милая, непосредственная девочка! ✨Noomba | Noomba в МАКС

5🥰41👏1🙏1

Signed carminaboo

15 Jul 2026, 21:04 UTC63 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Ну что, господа! Нас ждёт феерический финал! Молодость Ямаля (19) против опыта Месси (39) Это фантастика!

❤‍🔥3👍1

Signed carminaboo

5 Jul 2026, 16:05 UTC96 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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И снова мы с Арджуном Рампалом несемся мимо #коломназаокном в Москву на всех парах 😂. А всё потому, что кто-то в пятницу не профильтровал вопрос с ЭКГ, понадеявшись на пройденную в феврале диспансеризацию. Ан нет, перед операцией нужна свежая. #dolcevilka шлёт всем привет и наилучшие пожелания.

👍10

Signed carminaboo

5 Jul 2026, 06:17 UTC80 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Когда попросил снижения температуры с +36 на 10 пунктов, а природа решила - к чему полумеры! И заодно - вылить все дожди, что накопила с 23 мая простоя. С ураганным ветром и градом, все как положено. В период цветения и формирования завязей все горело, а теперь, когда пора зреть, вторые сутки вся ботва вповалку лежит от тяжести непрекращающегося душа шарко. Малину, смордину просто сбивает всю на землю. Да-да, мы помн

👀5🤗4🙈2

Signed carminaboo

2 Jul 2026, 20:27 UTC81 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Когда неделю не был в Москве, а твой почтовый ящик еле сдерживает наполнение 😁 Нет, у нас нет никаких подписок, и рекламу нам не бросают. Раз в месяц приходит расчетная квитанция по коммуналке. Это плоды моих майских трудов по запросам и перепискам с архивами. Сейчас у меня уже пару недель временный перерыв в родокопстве, ибо огородик и индийское кино заявили свои права на мое внимание. Завтра придется переключаться

5😱3👍2😍1

Signed carminaboo

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @lifeonpearlriver. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Капуста по акту сверки. Без НДС 🌏” (@lifeonpearlriver), 83 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lifeonpearlriver.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.