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ЛэмДжоны confession • 🌭

@lemjohni

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270subscribers

-6 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003640054326
TypeChannel
Username@lemjohni
CreatedBetween 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 September 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/lemjohni

Topic

Literature — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 85% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

2692772736 August 2026 — 276 subscribers6 August 2026 — 276 subscribers7 August 2026 — 277 subscribers14 August 2026 — 276 subscribers22 August 2026 — 274 subscribers29 August 2026 — 270 subscribers5 September 2026 — 269 subscribers13 September 2026 — 270 subscribers2706 August 202613 September 2026
8 measurements spanning 38 days, net -6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 268–278 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Sept 2026, 20:36270+1
5 Sept 2026, 21:40269-1
29 Aug 2026, 17:06270-4
22 Aug 2026, 11:38274-2
14 Aug 2026, 17:06276-1
7 Aug 2026, 17:46277+1
6 Aug 2026, 23:31276no change
6 Aug 2026, 18:33276first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 13 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

486 reactions across 17 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤11122.8%
custom 54293366249472811587415.2%
custom 53595390169307125777114.6%
💘5912.1%
🍓357.20%
🔥347.00%
❤‍🔥306.17%
🌭255.14%
custom 5328139211109327478244.94%
🌚51.03%
😨51.03%
🥰51.03%
🕊30.617%
🙏30.617%
🎄20.412%

Custom emoji. 3 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 486 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 13 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 19:34 UTC73 views20 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

#тейк Автор - https://t.me/nasyasho_qwex takebot / anon

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5 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC80 views10 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @egorlynchconf

[Лэмджоны] *** В помещении было темно. Верёвка больно впивалась в запястья писателю, который был привязан к стулу по рукам и ногам. Джон, брыкаясь, пытался кричать, однако его рот был склеен скотчем. Миллиардер же сидел неподалёку, неспешно потягивая виски в ожидании того, что Эванс устанет и успокоится. Так и случилось. Тогда Генри улыбнулся и одним движением убрал импровизированный кляп: – Я рад, что вы наконец…

❤‍🔥5custom 53595390169307125772🌭1🕊1custom 53281392111093274781

3 Aug 2026, 10:18 UTC120 views33 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

#тейк Автор - https://t.me/denchaXP takebot / anon

❤19💘5custom 54293366249472811585🌭2🔥1custom 53281392111093274781

30 Jul 2026, 00:37 UTC201 views27 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Это ужасно братан Не помню выкладывала ли, рисунки старые #тейк

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27 Jul 2026, 18:51 UTC228 views57 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Кто это написал

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23 Jul 2026, 11:01 UTC277 views25 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#тейк Автор - https://t.me/Litl_ket376 takebot / anon

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20 Jul 2026, 23:40 UTC305 views43 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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ты все правильно сказал это правда они хорошая семейная пара #тейк

❤22custom 532813921110932747810custom 53595390169307125776💘3🕊1custom 54293366249472811581

19 Jul 2026, 17:50 UTC295 views19 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

неанон бубличка я не понимаю что гле в алайте находится #тейк takebot / anon

❤‍🔥15🌭1🍓1🥰1custom 54293366249472811581

19 Jul 2026, 15:54 UTC517 views26 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

воу воу лэмджоны под пирокинезиса неанон златик #тейк takebot / anon

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19 Jul 2026, 12:51 UTC252 views38 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Ты уебок

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18 Jul 2026, 11:19 UTC268 views39 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Да да линч мы поняли что лэмджоны канон может хватит давать намёки

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18 Jul 2026, 11:18 UTC215 views22 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @e_linchPhoto

Сегодня вечером планирую провести СТРИМ! Почему сегодня? Потому что завтра финал чемпионата мира по футболу, мы с Лили кншн не особо футбольные фанаты, но ЧМ смотрим✊ Так что приходите на стрим - https://www.twitch.tv/egor_linch_ А еще на бусти вышли новые ЖИТЕЙСКИЕ БУДНИ, где Джон стал работать на Лэмбтона? - https://boosty.to/egor_linch

❤12🌚3😨3custom 54293366249472811582🌭1🍓1

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @lemjohni. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ЛэмДжоны confession • 🌭” (@lemjohni), 270 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lemjohni.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.