Channel
@laonmaoxx
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11subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002878333946 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @laonmaoxx |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 24 September 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/laonmaoxx |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 07:30 | 11 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:31 | 11 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 24 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 December 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
7 reactions across 4 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 71.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 5 | 71.4% | |
| ❤ | 2 | 28.6% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 24 September 2025 to 26 December 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
【嫩妹报告】https://t.me/GZNMHEJI 【老师艺名】甜七七 【联系方式】@Cc16qw 【所在位置】天河 【验证留名】牛牛 【验证时间】12.20 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】8 【服务内容】没服务 【服务态度】7.5 【优点缺点】没服务，反馈真实 【推荐程度】7.5 【体验细节】二返了，没有门禁进出方便。干的舒服的妹子会抓着你的手，有种跟女朋友干炮的感觉。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验，报告仅供参考！ 👎🏿府上专员严查假报告！写手代谢出门右转！ 报告提交：@Chenyaoyao1_bot
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#工兵探险作业报告 探险工兵：牛牛 探险时间：10.5 探险目标：#小雪 探险坐标：#广州 #天河 探险花费：p 探险体验：8 探花锐评：交通方便，课室整洁。无门禁，东北大妹子胸大屁股大，有肉微胖。身高1米72，很嫩的妹子才18岁。课表都有做有陪洗，女上就感觉特别紧差点被秒。传统姿势紧度7适中，因妹子有肉摩擦感很好一下子被秒,找的照片都是符合真人的 综合数据 #人照 (7) #芳龄 (18) #颜值 (7.5) #身高 (172) #抽烟 (√) #体重 (不详) #胸器 (d) #态度 (8) 服务：7.5 探险评级【1~10】：8 联系方式：@Thxiaoxue927
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【嫩妹报告】https://t.me/GZNMHEJI 【老师艺名】小妮 【联系方式】@xiaoxioniya 【所在位置】金沙洲 【验证留名】牛牛 【验证时间】6.19 【修车费用】800 【颜值身材】8 【服务内容】课表里有 【服务态度】8.5 【优点缺点】有情绪价值，没有缺点 【推荐程度】8 【体验细节】流程就不说了，小妮老师很娇小，BB是一线天还是馒头逼来的很紧很舒服，叫声嗲嗲的 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验，报告仅供参考！ 👎🏿府上专员严查假报告！写手代谢出门右转！ 报告提交：@Chenyaoyao1_bot
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【少御报告】https://t.me/GZsnyjhj 【老师艺名】橘子 【联系方式】@wsjzp 【所在位置】东站 【验证留名】牛牛 【验证时间】9.10 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】7.5 【服务内容】7 【服务态度】7 【优点缺点】好看,服务简单 【推荐程度】7 【体验细节】人照八成，皮肤比照片黄一点，嫩妹。提前约好时间，老师遥控上楼，房间干净整洁，交了课费，就带我进浴室陪洗，洗的很认真，弟弟一下就坚挺起来，洗完就是享受老师给我带来的服务时间，老师很温柔，口的很舒服，没有齿感，很好的享受，享受完老师的服务，就来到我的时间啦，老师很配合。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验，报告仅供参考！ 报告提交：@yanlili_bot
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【少御报告】 @GZsnyjhj 【老师艺名】#困困 【联系方式】 @Aa_Kunkun2006 【所在位置】东站 【验证留名】牛牛 【验证时间】9.11 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】8 【服务内容】xcz 【服务态度】热情 【优点缺点】纹身 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】困困老师看着很高冷，其实是一个很反差的小女生，身材颜值都很顶级，是我喜欢的类型，困困老师很能聊，能提供一点情绪价值，这点在嫩妹里算好的了，服务方面，困困老师除了体力不太行，其他都很好，不过分的要求都能接受，还会反食 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验，报告仅供参考！ 报告提交：@yanlili_bot
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【出车报告】https://t.me/GZLCQB 【老师艺名】阮阮 【联系方式】@ruanruan368 【所在位置】天河 【验证留名】牛牛 【验证时间】9.22 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】8.5 【服务内容】8 【服务态度】8.5 【优点缺点】全是优点，奈奈再大一点就好了，莹莹一握刚好一只手。 【推荐程度】8 【体验细节】在群里关注很久了,休息天预约上了。阮阮老师特别温柔,颜值也挺高,是个极品御姐人照基本无差，照片看起来白一点,对喜欢这一款的打满分。服务过程很耐心，不喊停就一直口的那种。上路？战，中路揉搓着老师坚挺的粉嫩酥胸，二弟和老师负距离交流，最后超时了一点点时间也不会催钟。意犹未尽啊 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验，报告仅供参考！ 提交报告机器人 @gzlccjbgsbot
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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @laonmaoxx. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“老牛的冒险之旅” (@laonmaoxx), 11 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/laonmaoxx.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.