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Обезьянка Лана🐵

@lanamonkey

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

97subscribers

-4 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001835288097
TypeChannel
Username@lanamonkey
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged3 times, most recently 12 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/lanamonkey

Growth

97101996 August 2026 — 101 subscribers9 August 2026 — 101 subscribers13 August 2026 — 99 subscribers20 August 2026 — 98 subscribers27 August 2026 — 97 subscribers6 August 202627 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 21 days, net -4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 96–102 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
27 Aug 2026, 19:1397-1
20 Aug 2026, 08:1698-1
13 Aug 2026, 07:3899-2
9 Aug 2026, 10:17101no change
6 Aug 2026, 17:33101first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 28 October 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 August 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
44s
Average length
15s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

282 reactions across 14 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
9132.3%
🥰2910.3%
🌭238.16%
🔥207.09%
❤‍🔥196.74%
💋165.67%
👍144.96%
🤔113.90%
🍓82.84%
💩82.84%
💘72.48%
🖕72.48%
🤮72.48%
🤝41.42%
31.06%
😁31.06%
🕊20.709%
😍20.709%
😱20.709%
🤩20.709%
4 further kinds41.42%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 282 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 28 October 2023 to 26 August 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

26 Aug 2024, 10:58 UTC418 views12 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Буду безумно счастлива если подпишитесь 🫶🏻

💋74🌭1

26 Aug 2024, 10:56 UTC395 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Люди, я знаю что вы не ожидали такого, но желаю поделится новым каналом. Очень хочу вернуться к вам, но уже в новом формате. Боюсь засорять "обезьянку Лану", рано или поздно вернусь к ней. Однако новый канал не будет загонять меня в рамки "психо-познавательного контента", и возможно даст и мне и вам большее чем психотесты и научпоп. Хорошего дня, дамы и господа :)

4💋2🌭1

26 Aug 2024, 10:56 UTC405 views17 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @lanarts8Photo

Это относительно старая для меня работа(получился каламбур гыгы~ :D). Сильная и независимая женщина в возрасте, со своими твёрдыми принципами! Возможно позже пойдет в продажу, а пока пусть радует глаз 🥰

👍8💋53🌭1

4 Apr 2024, 16:56 UTC529 views16 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Добрый вечер, дамы и господа, подъехал первый пост за последние месяцы! 😳 С чем у вас ассоциируется весна? Лично у меня с романтикой🙈💘 📝Вам нужно ответить на десять вопросов, и сосчитать сколько вариантов А и Б. Этот тест покажет ваш особый язык любви🥰 Приступаем!!🏃🏻‍♀️ 1. Что для вас важнее в отношениях? А) Ваш партнер часто говорит вам комплименты. Выражает свою любовь словами. Б) Ваш партнер проводит с вами много

💘62😍21❤‍🔥1🌭1🎄1👍1

27 Nov 2023, 15:49 UTC691 views33 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Рисовать и делать посты ❌ Нарисовать новогодние обои ✅

21❤‍🔥4😁3💋21🌭1💘1

16 Nov 2023, 19:12 UTC680 views13 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Дамы и господа, добрый вечер. Подводка к следующему посту. Это важно. Какой у вас пол? (Ламинат не учитывается)

  1. Девушка69%
  2. Парень31%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

🍓8💩2👎1🖕1🥱1

13 Nov 2023, 11:45 UTC663 views20 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

👋Привет дамы и господа! Сегодня у нас старый тестик, как говорится, все новое - давно забытое старое😀 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ Быстрый психологический тест: 5 фигур 🖍Нарисуйте 5 фигур в таком порядке: квадрат | треугольник | прямоугольник | круг | зиг-заг. Далее расставьте фигуры слева направо, от тех которые вам наиболее симпатизируют до тех которые вам безразличны. 🐵 Самая левая фигура, это качества точно свойственные

10🔥5🌭1💩1🖕1🤮1🥰1

10 Nov 2023, 13:12 UTCviews —

Обезьянка Лана🐵 pinned «☺Дорогие мои, а у нас есть чатик, будет очень приятно если вы присоединитесь так что... поговорим?»

10 Nov 2023, 13:11 UTC542 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026

☺Дорогие мои, а у нас есть чатик, будет очень приятно если вы присоединитесь так что... поговорим?

🔥4🌭2🤝2💩1🖕1🤮1

10 Nov 2023, 13:03 UTC575 views14 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

👋Добрый день дамы и господа! Сегодня у нас сказочный тест, который может рассказать все о вашей жизни 🤯 🐒Что нужно сделать? 💭Представить ✍️Записать 1 Представьте себя стоящим(-ей) на дороге. Что это за дорога? (Проселочная, грунтовая, магистраль и т. д.). 2 Где в данный момент находится солнце? (Имеется в виду время суток). 3. Вы идете по этой дороге, и вдруг на вашем пути возникает забор. Что это за забор, как

7🔥2🌭1💩1🖕1🤮1😱1

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @lanamonkey. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

16 Nov 2023, 19:12 UTCAnonymous Poll98 voters

Дамы и господа, добрый вечер. Подводка к следующему посту. Это важно. Какой у вас пол? (Ламинат не учитывается)

  1. Девушка69%
  2. Парень31%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 28 October 2023 to 26 August 2024. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Обезьянка Лана🐵” (@lanamonkey), 97 subscribers as measured 27 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lanamonkey.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.