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лампаランプ💡💞

@lampcd

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

76subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001840026390
TypeChannel
Username@lampcd
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live3 October 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 3 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/lampcd

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

76787712 August 2026 — 77 subscribers12 August 2026 — 77 subscribers20 August 2026 — 78 subscribers11 September 2026 — 76 subscribers19 September 2026 — 77 subscribers3 October 2026 — 76 subscribers12 August 20263 October 2026
6 measurements spanning 52 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 76–78 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
3 Oct 2026, 17:5976-1
19 Sept 2026, 05:0277+1
11 Sept 2026, 14:0176-2
20 Aug 2026, 04:4478+1
12 Aug 2026, 19:4677no change
12 Aug 2026, 19:3377first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
38s
Average length
38s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

60 reactions across 18 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 52584237829970045292338.3%
custom 52693167864272993761016.7%
custom 53324716348151008011016.7%
custom 5269673483461229835813.3%
custom 535483380294852047946.67%
custom 526959425849449091535.00%
custom 523336482637325766423.33%

Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 60 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 14:09 UTC31 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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на вкусном сегодня

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12 Aug 2026, 11:57 UTC39 views6 reactionsread 12 August 2026

вас когда нибудь штрафовали за рилсы? а вот меня да мне на полном серьезе надо написать объяснительную почему я смотрела рилс про картошку фри

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12 Aug 2026, 04:28 UTC40 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026

бля откройте кофейню на заводе умоляю я там жить буду

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11 Aug 2026, 05:23 UTC47 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

меня тошнит от экселя уже

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11 Aug 2026, 02:38 UTC47 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

я чувствую себя на столько тревожно что мой организм хочет только спать и всё я просто пытаюсь сбежать из реального мира и не думать ни о чем

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10 Aug 2026, 06:00 UTC64 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026

я хочу торт и спать всё

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10 Aug 2026, 04:13 UTC51 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026

бедные несчастные взрослые женщины обиженные жизнью считающие что все им должны просто конченные

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10 Aug 2026, 03:24 UTC51 views5 reactionsread 12 August 2026

боже я думала люди из отпуска отдохнувшие выходят а не злые как собаки

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9 Aug 2026, 10:59 UTC60 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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всем привет я нацуха у меня лям каток на фасике и 2 лвл АХХААХХАХПХАХАХАХА

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7 Aug 2026, 17:40 UTC66 views6 reactionsread 12 August 2026

как жить когда мама увидела фотку на новый паспорт и не поверила что это я я что в жизни так плохо выгляжу?

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7 Aug 2026, 16:52 UTC64 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

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4 Aug 2026, 03:31 UTC90 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026

весь день бы провела в пустом кабинете без света вот бы никто не пришел

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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @lampcd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“лампаランプ💡💞” (@lampcd), 76 subscribers as measured 3 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lampcd.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.