Уповаем на себя, да на доброту Пачамамы. Второй год с ними закапываю зёрнышки и слушаю о том, что эти ритуалы реально работают! По крайней мере успокаивают.
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Channel
@lalarvamecanica
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
162subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002331665939 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @lalarvamecanica |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/lalarvamecanica |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 19:38 | 162 | +1 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 03:38 | 161 | +1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 10:44 | 160 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 14:45 | 161 | -2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 16:32 | 163 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 07:18 | 163 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 7 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
148 reactions across 12 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 51 | 34.5% | |
| 😁 | 30 | 20.3% | |
| 💔 | 14 | 9.46% | |
| 🤣 | 13 | 8.78% | |
| ❤🔥 | 12 | 8.11% | |
| 😱 | 10 | 6.76% | |
| 😢 | 7 | 4.73% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 2.70% | |
| 🌚 | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 👀 | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 🖕 | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 😍 | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 😭 | 1 | 0.676% | |
| 🤔 | 1 | 0.676% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 148 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 7 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Уповаем на себя, да на доброту Пачамамы. Второй год с ними закапываю зёрнышки и слушаю о том, что эти ритуалы реально работают! По крайней мере успокаивают.
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Комментарии к посту «Что делать, если смертельно устала?», который написали доулы смерти — заслуживают цитат. Я люблю кататься на траве, изображать червяка... Игра в Ленина мне помогала... Я плыву по морю и мандю на рыб, типа хуле вы расплавались тут... Мне нравится гулять по кладбищу и подбирать там имена будущим детям :) Я решила не отставать и в субботу, на репетиции в перкуссионной школе, буду кормить землю. Уч…
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Поздравляем, — пишет Ремайндер, — вы достигли дна человеческого несчастья! Не так я себе представляла канун своего 47-летия, но кто я против науки. Слава богу, не одна. В унылой лодке субъективно несчастных «писяриков» — все народы мира, до которых дотянулись британские учёные. Деньги, власть, климат, гражданство — всё ничтожно перед бездонным «жизнь не оправдала моих ожиданий». Увидела бы этот график лет 5–7 наза…
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Самый тихий вечер в моем дворе, за все игры сборной в этом чемпионате. Только в ночи какие-то два мужика вышли на балкон, включили грустную музыку и что-то долго говорили друг-другу с интонацией людей, которым этот мир уже абсолютно понятен... Гуляния на улицах всё-таки были, чуть позже, но моя часть района ушла восстанавливать нервные клетки во сне.
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Если вам интересно как аргентинцы проживают поражение сборной – в гробовой тишине!
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Обожаю эти моменты.
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Медленно листайте и вслух подпевайте: Дориме. Интеримо адапаре дориме. Амено, амено, латире...
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Никакой пощады во время мундиаля.
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Чем ближе аргентинцы к финалу, тем чернее мемы.
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Вот так и узнаешь где в доме напротив живёт российский айтишник. В 4.00 по Буэнос-Айресу он единственный из двора на зумах. Я бы хотела сказать, что проснулась случайно, сделала это фото и хихикаю над трудоголиками, но не могу. Заканчиваю работу в эти же 4.00 😅
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Готовясь к очередному матчу аргентинцев постят валидольные мемы и пишут: Я всё спрашиваю себя: почему нам всегда приходится так сильно страдать? Или Боже, как мы мучаемся!
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Чаты приличных взрослых женщин из социально-педагогической среды. Свеча – это Сесси делала сглаз на египетскую сборную (судя по всему он и помог).
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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @lalarvamecanica. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“La Larva Mecánica | Бегущая в Аргентину” (@lalarvamecanica), 162 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lalarvamecanica.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.