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Портовая шлюха

@lalalaPorto

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343subscribers

+4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001938282812
TypeChannel
Username@lalalaPorto
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/lalalaPorto

Growth

3373433407 August 2026 — 339 subscribers7 August 2026 — 339 subscribers16 August 2026 — 337 subscribers23 August 2026 — 339 subscribers29 August 2026 — 342 subscribers8 September 2026 — 343 subscribers7 August 20268 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 32 days, net +4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 336–344 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Sept 2026, 03:15343+1
29 Aug 2026, 10:56342+3
23 Aug 2026, 01:04339+2
16 Aug 2026, 13:53337-2
7 Aug 2026, 20:33339no change
7 Aug 2026, 04:47339first reading

Engagement

6 posts held, back to 17 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 6 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

104 reactions across 6 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥4846.2%
2120.2%
😁1918.3%
👍87.69%
😍32.88%
🙏32.88%
🎅10.962%
😎10.962%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 6 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 104 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 6 most recent posts we hold, published 17 June 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

31 Jul 2026, 12:44 UTC504 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Сеута: 1415 –> 2026 На фото — детали азулежу, посвященного штурму Сеуты португальцами в 1415 году, на вокзале Сау Бенту. Подробнее об этом городе, вновь ставшем центром новостей, мы рассказывали здесь

🔥83🙏2

25 Jul 2026, 14:08 UTC848 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Рад анонсировать встречу с подписчиками в формате STAND UP Завтра, 20:00 в Nope Bar В программе — шутки про налоги, вебкам и Ленни Кравица. Чтобы сохранить анонимность автора канала, добавили в программу еще нескольких комиков. Регистрация: https://fienta.com/standup-proverka-novyh-shutok-194091

🔥5👍2😁2🙏1

15 Jul 2026, 18:41 UTC≈1,360 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Самый теплый пляж в Португалии — здесь?! Считается, что самая теплая вода во всей Португалии - в Monte Gordo, курорте в самой восточной точке Алгарве, у границы с Испанией. Но уже пару недель наблюдается редкая ситуация: температура воды в районе Порту держится на уровне самых теплых пляжей страны. Например, прямо сейчас вода к югу от Порту (от Espinho и дальше) теплее, чем в Monte Gordo (21.1 °C). Даже на традиц

🔥8😍32

10 Jul 2026, 14:23 UTC≈1,380 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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На улицах Порту замечен Ford из Гарри Поттера Именно на таком Ford Anglia 105E, выпускавшемся в 1959–1968 годах, Гарри и Рон летели в Хогвартс, где были атакованы Гремучей ивой. Не исключено, что именно этот Форд попался на глаза жившей в Порту Джоан Роулинг, когда она выбирала будущего резидента Запретного леса. Отличный повод вспомнить наш пост о неизвестных местах Порту, связанных с Джоан Роулинг

🔥13👍21

8 Jul 2026, 15:06 UTC≈1,230 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Поступил вопрос о названии канала. Поясняем: если оно на что-то и намекает, то исключительно на готовность рекламировать что угодно. По вопросам рекламы: [email protected]

😁17🎅1😎1

17 Jun 2026, 08:40 UTC≈2,940 views33 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Эксклюзив! Застрявшие в Португалии: тяжелые будни русских моряков в Лиссабоне в 1807-м Осенью 1807 года русская эскадра после боев с турками возвращалась в Балтийское море через Атлантику. 30 октября корабли зашли в Лиссабон, рассчитывая переждать шторм. Момент оказался крайне неудачным: как раз в это время Франция вторглась в Португалию. Маршал Жюно наступал на Лиссабон, а английский флот в рамках помощи португаль

15🔥14👍4

Showing the 6 most recent of 6 posts we hold for @lalalaPorto. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Портовая шлюха” (@lalalaPorto), 343 subscribers as measured 8 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lalalaPorto.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.