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курте́у квакает

@kurteukva

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419subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002755045436
TypeChannel
Username@kurteukva
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 August 2026
Measurements held2
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/kurteukva

Growth

4199 Aug 2026, 15:45 — 419 subscribers10 Aug 2026, 06:12 — 419 subscribers9 Aug 2026, 15:4510 Aug 2026, 06:12
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 418–420 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 06:12419no change
9 Aug 2026, 15:45419first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 25 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
54.6%
avg views ÷ 419 subscribers
Avg views / post
229
18 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.47%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
18
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 August 2026
Posts held18 (25 July 20269 August 2026)
Views total4,119
Reactions total349
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 15:45 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

349 reactions across 18 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 77.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
26977.1%
🥰236.59%
custom 5386343568522643402133.72%
💋123.44%
❤‍🔥113.15%
custom 523550969438617655582.29%
custom 538644346946194968361.72%
custom 544957732834459886741.15%
🔥30.86%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 349reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 25 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 05:20 UTC58 views18 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @outro_vnePhoto

емае, у меня дэрэшка!! Я это ваше simply lovely ем на завтрак, буквально, день начинается с торта ✌ Макс на страже возраста (там циферками тоже красиво нарисовано), мой герой В общем, спасибо что остаетесь на этом канале, вас вон уже сколько много, а мне только дай повод куда-нибудь покричать. Буду продолжать вас радовать своими хиханьками хахоньками и конечно тем же самым на фикбуке. Ваши реакции здесь и лайки на

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3 Aug 2026, 16:11 UTC227 views51 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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принимаю поздравления теперь в планах на парах писать ландоскаров

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3 Aug 2026, 04:04 UTC176 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @landoskarPhoto

🥀🥀🤩🫙🤩🤩🤩🫙🤩🤩🤩 🥀🥀 🥀🥀🤩🤩🤩🤩👨‍🦯‍➡️🤩🤩 👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️🖇🤩🤩🤩🖇 🍂ᴦ᧘ᥲʙᥲ 6. ᥰ᧘юᥴ дʙᥲ — Д-Джек, — стонет он. — Я сейчас кончу. Блядь. — Вытащи, — строго командует Оскар. 🫙🫙🫙🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 🫙🫙🫙🤩 ɸᥙκδуκ 🤩 🫙🫙🫙 🤩 ᥲ᧐3 🤩 🫙🫙🫙🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 🌫️🌫️ Мякотка вам под ночь ❤️ Наконец эта история подошла к концу) 🤩🤩🤩 🤩🤩🤩 Спасибо всем 🤩🤩🤩новеньким🤩 👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 #мое #ландоскар

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30 Jul 2026, 10:18 UTC263 views19 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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пока что я в состоянии полного отрицания своих способностей как писателя порно (хотя напоминаю мой первый фф по ф1 был нц по лестапкам). кажись я просто так пресытилась нцшкой, что мне стандартную написать сложно, не говоря о пуссибоях но если я выберусь из этого кризиса то будет

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30 Jul 2026, 10:16 UTC257 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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в самый гомосексуальный вуз россии - homosexual high school of economics в спб но пока что в ожидании приказов, которые будут 3 августа (полный деанон и мне ПОХЕР)

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30 Jul 2026, 09:27 UTC225 views16 reactionsread 9 August 2026

я сделала нормальную анонимку, поэтому можете писать мне что угодно: вопросы/идеи/мнения (я буду рада даже анекдотам) мб что-то хотели узнать эээ @kurteukvabot п.с. я надеюсь это работает

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29 Jul 2026, 17:00 UTC248 views36 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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кстати о них просто на похихикать

🥰23custom 53863435685226434028🔥3💋2

29 Jul 2026, 16:34 UTC230 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026

я сейчас на максимальном жизненном подъёме совсем скоро смогу хвастаться что я студентка одно из лучших вузов рф, но полина со своими рассонелли пробудила во мне желанием написать по ним что-то снова, но вы прекрасно знаете, что я не вижу в них ни грамма счастья и значит - стекло поэтому я ЗАСТАВЛЯЮ себя вернуться к хогвартским ландоскам, но оч много думаю насчёт этих несчастных двух

13💋2

29 Jul 2026, 16:05 UTC170 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @madredheadwritesPhoto

«can't control» Джордж и Кими коллекционируют вещи, которые невозможно контролировать: ход чемпионата, эмоции, поломки, догадки окружающих. Под контроль получается взять только силу удара, который ты нанесешь сопернику. //сборник мини с осмыслением отношений пилотов мерседес через призму чемпионата 2026 года. будет пополняться. ао3 🤩 фб плейлист #текст

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27 Jul 2026, 06:27 UTC207 views13 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @never_cleverPhoto

Sooo, it’s my birthday! 🎂 В связи с тем какая я замечательная, самая обаятельная, привлекательная, и далее по списку двадцать третий год подряд, предлагаю снова в этом убедиться всем селом и почитать мои уморительные фанфики, а потом рассказать мне какие они смешные, пока я провожу свой день рождения в кресле у стоматолога 😭 Сделать это великое дело можно вот там же где и всегда: фб 🤩 архив

❤‍🔥103

26 Jul 2026, 18:49 UTC212 views13 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @landoskarPhoto

🥀🥀🤩🫙🤩🤩🤩🫙🤩🤩🤩 🥀🥀 🥀🥀🤩🤩🤩🤩👨‍🦯‍➡️🤩🤩 👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️ 👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯‍➡️🖇🤩🤩🤩🖇 🖇 Очередной мой перевод, но процесник) 🖇 Ландо Норрис/ Оскар Пиастри Метки🔞: Power bottom Oscar Piastri, Oscar Piastri only fans, не гонщики, Ау Университет, соседи, Эрекционое кольцо 🫙🫙🫙🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 🫙🫙🫙🤩 ɸᥙκδуκ 🤩 🫙🫙🫙 🤩 ᥲ᧐3 🤩 🫙🫙🫙🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 #мое #ландоскары@landoskar

10💋2❤‍🔥1

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @kurteukva. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,000,944 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“курте́у квакает” (@kurteukva), 419 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kurteukva.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.