Знаете что сказал доктор У меня давление ебашит там не по детски. Сейчас стою за таблетками в очереди Почему домашний электронный тонометр показывает 107/75 (это мое нормальное) я хз Но у меня на несколько десятков выше Сейчас если таблетка поможет, будем дальше веселиться

Channel
Kartellika
@krisikartellika
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
539subscribers
+36 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002373593255 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @krisikartellika |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/krisikartellika |
Topic
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Sept 2026, 16:17 | 539 | +4 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 10:17 | 535 | +2 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 05:57 | 533 | +8 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 06:59 | 525 | +11 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 19:06 | 514 | +10 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:17 | 504 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:22 | 504 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:04 | 503 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
95 reactions across 16 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5451709083822344329 | 19 | 20.0% | |
| custom 5435892793740378434 | 16 | 16.8% | |
| custom 5246987766851450661 | 10 | 10.5% | |
| custom 5334725560637599016 | 10 | 10.5% | |
| custom 5357064050616329674 | 9 | 9.47% | |
| custom 5454412890289222561 | 9 | 9.47% | |
| custom 5371082905474844061 | 7 | 7.37% | |
| custom 5413585111562069510 | 4 | 4.21% | |
| custom 5300959326620370219 | 3 | 3.16% | |
| custom 6255978930184917181 | 3 | 3.16% | |
| custom 5332337653310307329 | 2 | 2.11% | |
| custom 4906998202944717449 | 1 | 1.05% | |
| custom 5211110135501440234 | 1 | 1.05% | |
| custom 5402563731559295089 | 1 | 1.05% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 95 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Сегодня еду к врачу, лучше не стало
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Кто бы мог подумать итого не больных недель за 4 месяца - 4
У меня получилось
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Просьба к мужчинам Мне наконец-то приехал столик Но есть нюанс Он ТРЕШ какой тяжелый лежит на пвз И мне особо не к кому обратиться за помощью, его еще потом нужно собрать, но с этим я еще может справлюсь сама Но дотащить его я точно не смогу, хотя тут нести два подъезда Помогите пж 😞
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Неожиданное утро человека который блюет от мигрени
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Больно пиздец Не могу пока стримить
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @krisikartellika. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Kartellika” (@krisikartellika), 539 subscribers as measured 12 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/krisikartellika.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.