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телохранитель'

@kiss_me_and_you_00

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

660subscribers

-46 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002534483632
TypeChannel
Username@kiss_me_and_you_00
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/kiss_me_and_you_00

Topic

Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

66070668312 August 2026 — 706 subscribers12 August 2026 — 706 subscribers20 August 2026 — 699 subscribers28 August 2026 — 680 subscribers3 September 2026 — 664 subscribers12 September 2026 — 660 subscribers12 August 202612 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 32 days, net -46. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 653–713 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Sept 2026, 14:40660-4
3 Sept 2026, 16:15664-16
28 Aug 2026, 01:42680-19
20 Aug 2026, 06:45699-7
12 Aug 2026, 02:45706no change
12 Aug 2026, 02:31706first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 26 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
41s
Average length
21s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

936 reactions across 12 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 535306841247608602439942.6%
custom 543139062004216355316217.3%
custom 531211247192482126414015.0%
custom 5429435555223991251667.05%
🐳555.88%
custom 5431583434008982064454.81%
custom 5188461321250693481313.31%
custom 5350794502170758147202.14%
custom 5368543351442272853181.92%

Custom emoji. 8 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 936 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 26 June 2026 to 2 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
19
across the posts below
Posts paid on
6
of 12 we hold a reading for · 50%
Most on one post
8
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kiss_me_and_you_00. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 12 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 26 June 2026 to 2 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

2 Aug 2026, 20:46 UTC375 views69 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

моя копия придёт к вам ночью))

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

27 Jul 2026, 19:51 UTC494 views76 reactionsread 12 August 2026

я работаю официантом и всегда относился к этому нормально, и было всё равно, что скажут другие. но сегодня меня добили просто. сидит женщина со своим ребёнком за столиком, я приношу планшет с менью, а девочка плачет и не перестаёт. ну вот вместо того, как взять и успокоить свою дочь, та женщина говорит: «не плачь милая, ты же не работаешь официантом..»

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

22 Jul 2026, 16:16 UTC555 views82 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Американцы говорят: «сделай или сдохни», а русские говорят: «сдохни, но сделай». У нас даже смерть не является уважительной причиной.

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Signed Said 🕷

17 Jul 2026, 17:57 UTC895 views81 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Зависть настолько пожирает сердца некоторых людей, что даже увидев у тебя ведро с грязью, они захотят такое же.. )

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

12 Jul 2026, 19:45 UTC428 views42 reactions8 Starsread 12 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

6 Jul 2026, 17:05 UTC818 views133 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @fallenwings_APhoto

@fndi_69 Дорогой кумихо, спешу поздравить тебя с днем рождения! 🎉 В этот особенный день от всего сердца хочу пожелать тебе самого главного: крепкого-крепкого здоровья, неиссякаемой энергии и внутренней гармонии. Пусть каждый новый день приносит тебе только радость, вдохновение и новые возможности. Желаю, чтобы ты всегда чувствовал себя по-настоящему счастливым, окруженным любовью и заботой близких. Пусть все твои сме…

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

6 Jul 2026, 17:03 UTC295 views138 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026
Photo

06.07

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

5 Jul 2026, 18:25 UTC641 views124 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @dobymyselfePhoto

дорогой лев гопник клоун бубубу, поздровляю тебя с днем рождения и с твоим восемнадцатилетием!!! желаю оставаться таким же лучиком света и всегда хорошим и надежным другом. пускай твои мечты всегда будут исполнятся и твои друзья всегда будут рядом. хочу чтобы ты смог стать лучшим преподавателем и у тебя всегда были хорошенькие фанаты. мы общаемся с тобой с этой зимы и за это время я точно поняла что ты хороший челове…

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

5 Jul 2026, 18:23 UTC229 views25 reactions3 Starsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @KluimeinhoPhoto

@fndi_69 с днём рождения милый!👀

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

5 Jul 2026, 18:22 UTC219 views23 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @Kk_princessaVideo

с днем рождения, идиотик🌟 Желаю тебе побольше денег и улыбку в тридцать два зуба @fndi_69 любимый братик

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

3 Jul 2026, 18:36 UTC237 views32 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026
Photo

🙂🙂🙂

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Signed 𝑲𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑯𝑶

26 Jun 2026, 15:48 UTC378 views111 reactions5 Starsread 12 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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Signed Said 🕷

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @kiss_me_and_you_00. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“телохранитель'” (@kiss_me_and_you_00), 660 subscribers as measured 12 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kiss_me_and_you_00.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.