13 Aug 2020, 21:56 UTC≈2,710 viewsread 6 August 2026
مگم مدانید چرا باباهای ما تو زمستان گرمشان مشه تو تابستان سردشان مشه 🤔🤔 خا لامصباشماهم یه باربرین قبضا رو پرداخت کنین همه ی تنظیمات بدنتان ب هم مخوره 😂😂😂 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
Channel
خودته چے نڪن!!!
@khodete_chi_nakon
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
312subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001021534692 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @khodete_chi_nakon |
| Created | Between 1 December 2015 and 31 March 2016 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/khodete_chi_nakon |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 20 Aug 2026, 06:13 | 312 | -1 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 00:26 | 313 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 22:17 | 314 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 19:13 | 314 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 3 March 2020 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 August 2020. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
27 Mar 2020, 06:53 UTC≈4,100 viewsread 6 August 2026
Video
کاچه درسته ک ایران خودرو همچین درست حسابی نیسته ولی اون قالپاق وامانده رو بکن خا 😅😅 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
20 Mar 2020, 20:41 UTC≈3,470 viewsread 6 August 2026
مگم ک به بازار جهانی نفت و طلا و بورس امریکا بگین بیان بازار پای توپ بجنورد نگاه کنن ،الگو برداری کنن. 😅😅 لامصب نه تعطیل مشه نه بارکود و تورم مواجه مشه. کرونا، برف، باران حتی اجراییات شهرداری روش تاثیر نداره. 😁 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
15 Mar 2020, 15:45 UTC≈2,840 viewsread 6 August 2026
یجوری مگه اینترنت تا آخر سال مجانی کردیم که: انگار ما نمدانیم یک هفته مانده که سال تمام شه. چون مدرسه ها تعطیل شدن اینا فک مکنن شنبه یکشنبه رو از یاد کردیم 😅😅 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
14 Mar 2020, 20:08 UTC≈2,420 viewsread 6 August 2026
مگم که شانس اوردیم که این ماسکا بزرگ کوچیک ندارنا وگرنه بابام ی دانه سایز بزرگشو مگرفت که تا چند سال بپوشیم 😐 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
13 Mar 2020, 15:42 UTC≈2,190 viewsread 6 August 2026
Photo
گرفتاااری شدیمااا 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
12 Mar 2020, 10:18 UTC≈2,070 viewsread 6 August 2026
اقااااا مگم که ،اینایی که با خودشان قرار کرده بودن فقط تفریحی بزنن 😎🚬 خا الانم که کلا تعطیل شده همه جا 🤔 بعد این مریضی امار اعتیاد چقد مره بالا 😁😅 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
12 Mar 2020, 10:17 UTC848 viewsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @nikaagency_irPhoto
⚂ خدمات نهادها در مقابله با کرونا 👇🏻 🔺️با نظر مجمع تشخیص مصلحت نظام تسویه بدهی بدهکاران بانکی تاپایان خرداد ۹۹ به تعویق انداخته شد. 🔺تاريخ انقضاى كارتهايى كه اين ماه منقضى ميشن به 99/03 تغيير كرد. 🔺سقف كارت به كارت از سه میلیون تومان به ده ميليون افزايش يافت. 🔺برای پرداخت قبوض آب و برق تا پایان اردیبهشت 99 مهلت داده میشود. 🔺تمامی مدارک خرید و فروش وسایل نقلیه بین طرفین معامله و قول نامهها تا ۱۵ اردیبهشت اعتبار…
12 Mar 2020, 10:05 UTC≈1,630 viewsread 6 August 2026
یارو نوشته بعد اینکه عطسه مکنین،ویروس کرونا تا نیم ساعت رو هوا ممانه!!! داش مگه سوباسایه ؟ 🏃🏻♂️⚽️😅😅 👈 خودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
12 Mar 2020, 10:00 UTC≈1,540 viewsread 6 August 2026
کرونا حیا کن من بیمه تامین اجتماعیمااا 👈 خودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
7 Mar 2020, 11:22 UTC≈1,930 viewsread 6 August 2026
تو خانه شمایم هر وقت یکی مگه :《 کو صدای اون تلوزیونو کم کن. فوری یکی دیگه مگه اصلا خاموش کن. 《 یا فقط خانه ما اینجوریه 😅 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
6 Mar 2020, 14:33 UTC≈1,850 viewsread 6 August 2026
امروز یکی از این تاکسی زردا دربستی گرفتم... 🚕🤓 راننده ش مگفت اینا ۳۰۰ هزار نفر جم کردن برن درخانه های مردم، شناسنامه شانو نگاه کنن ،هرکی رای نداده ویروس کرونا بپاشن تو خانشان 😅🤣 👈 خُودتہ چے نَڪن 😅👇😜 🆔 @KHODETE_CHI_NAKON
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @khodete_chi_nakon. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 20 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“خودته چے نڪن!!!” (@khodete_chi_nakon), 312 subscribers as measured 20 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/khodete_chi_nakon.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.