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Channel
محض خنده
@khandemahz
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
40subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001115368564 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @khandemahz |
| Created | Between 1 February 2017 and 31 March 2019— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/khandemahz |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 21:37 | 40 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 17:46 | 41 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 13:39 | 41 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 94.6%
- avg views ÷ 40 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 37.9
- 20 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 20
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (27 July 2026 – 10 August 2026) |
| Views total | 757 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Aug 2026, 17:46 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Recent posts
نمیدونم اما من یه غارنشین غیراجتماعی شدم، خیلی وقته با هر آدمی ارتباط نمیگیرم، حوصله دوستیهای الکی و ندارم از کسی انتظار ندارم، رو قول کسی حساب نمیکنم، آدمهای مهم زندگیم انگشت شمار شدن و هر چیزی و هر کسی نمیتونه ناراحتم کنه، سبک زندگیم از نظر خیلیا عجیبه ولی من دارم تو تنهاییم رشد میکنم
مسیری که با ماشین ۴۰ دقیقه طول میکشه با موتور ۱۰ دقیقه طول میکشه، مسیری که با ماشین ۱۰ دقیقه طول میکشه هم با موتور ۱۰ دقیقه طول میکشه، فکر کنم کلا با موتور ۱۰ دقیقه طول میکشه
حتی به کتری هم حسودیم میشه چون کون اون فقط صبحها میسوزه اما کون من هر دقیقه.
اگه منِ مرداد پارسال با منِ مرداد امسال بشینیم حرف بزنیم اصلا حرفای همو باور نمیکنیم.
هروقت حرف از مهاجرت میزنم بهم میگن واقعا میخوای بری از صفر شروع کنی؟ آره عزیزم، میخوام این امپراطوری رو با رعیت هاش ول کنم برم خارج از صفر شروع کنم.
چه زندگی کسلکنندهای، نه فیلسوفی، نه شاعری، نه پیامبری، نه منجمی، نه ریاضیدانی، نه عارفی، تا چشم کار میکنه آدمهای سطحی و کسخل
خدایا آبگوشت که بار نذاشتی، کم کن شعله رو پختیم بابا
مملکتی که مرسدس بنز و کادیلاک آتش زد، الان آرزوش اربعین و خوردن اسکلت مرغه.
ترامپ به ایران تا فردا مهلت داده بیاید توافق کند در غیراینصورت زنگ می زنم به بن سلمان و ازش می پرسم صلح بهتر است یا جنگ؟ اگر گفت صلح بهتره، خب به شما حمله نمی کنم و اگر گفت جنگ بهتر است در آنصورت بهتر است بیایند مذاکره کنند و توافق کنند.
بانوی محترم راننده آقای عزیز راننده اگر در زمان رانندگی شش دانگ حواست به گوشیته و ماشینت در کنترل تو نیست، تو یک بیشعوری و یک قاتل.
واقعا آدم همه چیز تمومی هستم. همه چیم تموم شده.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @khandemahz. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“محض خنده” (@khandemahz), 40 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/khandemahz.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.