Channel
@khandehlo
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Cite this entry
30subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001761975392 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @khandehlo |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 9 May 2022 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 6 times, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/khandehlo |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 09:56 | 30 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 03:31 | 31 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:45 | 31 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 9 May 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 July 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
خانمه یه خط جدید میخره، میخاد شوهرش را سورپریز کنه؛ از تو آشپزخانه به شوهرش که تو پذیرایی نشسته، اس میده: سلام عزیزم. این خط جدید منه! مرده هم جواب میده: فداتشم بعدا بهت میزنگم. فعلا این شغال از تو آشپزخونه زل زده به من!!!! رحم الله من یقرا الفاتحه مع صلوات ...😂😂
بعد از گله این دختر از مجردی به مادرش، مادر براش یه عروسک درست کرده بعد از مدتی دختر اعلام کرده که حامله‌است و با عروسک ازدواج کرده که بچه حلال زاده باشه احتمالا😆و با دکتر و پرستار تو 35 دقیقه یه کاکل زری زاییده. الان هم میگه خوشبخته فقط مشکل اینه که مرده سر کار نمیره😳😲
بازنشستگان بعد از افزایش حقوق😃😂😂
🎼موزیک جدید محسن چاوشی بنام پستچی
🔴 ویدیوی از لحظه دیدار این دختر جوان با پدر و مادرش بعد از ۲۳ سال ▪️این دختر جوان ۲۳ سال پیش توسط یک تیم فروش کودک در بیمارستان با جعل پرونده فوت به یک خانواده دامغانی فروخته شده! ▪️خانواده دامغانی بعد از ۲۳ سال در زمان ازدواج پرده از این راز بر می دارند و به او می گویند که ما تو را ۲۳ سال پیش خریده ایم و پدر و مادر واقعی تو نیستم ... ▪️دختر جوان جستجو برای پیدا کردن خانواده اش را آغاز می کند. وی از طریق ثبت احوا…
یک عدد شیرینی😘😍💋
ﻫﻤﺴﺎﻳﻤﻮﻥ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺷﻮ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺧﻮﻧﻤﻮﻥ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺷﻢ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺗﺎﻕ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﺑﺎﺯﻱ ﻣﻴﮑﺮﺩ . ﻳﻬﻮ ﺩﻭﻳﺪ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺗﺎﻕ ﭘﻴﺶ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ ﮔﻔﺖ: ﻋﻤﻮ ﻣﻦ ﭼﻨﺪﺗﺎ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺎﺩﮐﻨﮑﺎﻱ ﭘﺴﺮﺗﻮﻧﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺘﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻢ ﺑﺎﺩﺷﻮﻥ ﻣﻴﮑﻨﻲ … ﻫﻴﭽﻲ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺍﻻﻥ ﻳﻪ ﻫﻔﺘﺲ ﺗﻮ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﻣﻴﺨﻮﺍﺑﻢ ﺍﺧﻪ ﺑﮕﻮ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ی دیوث ﺗﻮ ﭼﮑﺎﺭ ﺑﻪ ﻭﺳﺎﯾﻞ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ😑😂😂
ﺯﻧﻪ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﺳﻮﻧﻮ ﮔﺮﺍﻓﯽ ﺩﮐﺘﺮ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺧﺎﻧﻢ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻫﺎﺕ ﺳﻪ ﻗﻠﻮﻥ ﻣﻮﻗﻊ ﺯﺍﯾﻤﺎﻥ ﺩﮐﺘﺮ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺍﻭﻝ ﻣﯿﮑﺸﻪ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﯾﮑﯽ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻪ ﭘﺸﺘﺶ ﮔﺮﯾﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﻣﯿﺪﻩ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺮﺳﺘﺎﺭ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺩﻭﻣﻮ ﻣﯿﮑﺸﻪ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﯾﮑﯽ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻪ ﭘﺸﺘﺶ ﮔﺮﯾﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﻣﯿﺪﻩ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺮﺳﺘﺎﺭ ﻫﺮﮐﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺳﻮﻣﻮ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﻤﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺣﺘﻤﺎ ﺳﻮﻧﻮﮔﺮﺍﻓﯽ ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻩ ﮐﺮﺩﻩ ﺗﺎ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺳﻮﻡ ﺳﺮﺷﻮ ﻣﯿﺎﺭﻩ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺁﻗﺎﻫﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻪ ﺭﻓﺖ؟😂😂😂🙈 https://t.me/khanhlo😉
ﻧﻤﯿﺪﻭﻧﻢ ﭼﺮﺍ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻡ ﺭﻭﺳﯿﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﺭﻭﺱ ﺍﻣﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻡ ﺑﻮﺳﻨﯽ ﻧﻤﯿﮕﻦ ﺑﻮﺱ ...! ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻭﺍﺭﺩ ﻣﺴﺌﻠﻪ ﮐﺸﻮﺭ ﮐﻮﻧﮕﻮ نمیشم
واسه مامانم برنامه "ديوار" رو نصب كردم از ديروز هي مياد تو اتاقم وسيله هامو برميداره ميگه: تو اينا رو ميخواي؟ امروز داشت از خودم عكس ميگرفت😑 😂😂😂 ↯🇯🇴🇮🇳 ↯ https://t.me/khandehlo🥂
مامان بزرگ و بابا بزرگم دارن فیلم ترسناک میبینن مامان بزرگم میگه: اینهمه خودشو اذیت میکنه چرا يه بسم الله نمیگه جنا برن 😐 بابا بزرگم میگه چی میگی زن، بسم الله بگه فیلم تموم میشه که 😳 عاشق بابابزرگمم 😂❤️
+ اون دشمن رو می‌بینید؟ - بله قربان. + اون گناه داره، نیروی خودی رو بزنین.😐😂😂 (نیروی هوایی)
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @khandehlo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“بزن و بخند 🤣🥳” (@khandehlo), 30 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/khandehlo.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.