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Записки взрослой УЗОЖ-ницы

@katya_uzozh

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489subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002303218231
TypeChannel
Username@katya_uzozh
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/katya_uzozh

Growth

489490489.57 August 2026 — 490 subscribers8 August 2026 — 490 subscribers14 August 2026 — 489 subscribers7 August 202614 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 7 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 489–490 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 22:26489-1
8 Aug 2026, 04:30490no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:07490first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 3 April 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
24.1%
avg views ÷ 489 subscribers
Avg views / post
118
1 post measured
Reaction rate
11.0%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026
Posts held18 (3 April 20265 August 2026)
Views total118
Reactions total13
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 04:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

210 reactions across 15 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥7736.7%
6731.9%
👍178.10%
125.71%
😢104.76%
😱62.86%
🙏62.86%
🏆52.38%
👀31.43%
👏31.43%
😭20.952%
🙈10.476%
🥱10.476%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 210reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 3 April 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
5.56%
1 of 18 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
501
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
349
over 17 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2RanynX8hfp13 April 20263 April 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 3 April 2026 to 5 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 19:46 UTC118 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

1. Мама, смотри, это шкафчик Ильи Розина цвета (читаю наклейку: Илья Розенцвет). 2. У нас скоро будет праздник - куриный! (Я сразу догадалась, что Пурим, спасибо моим здешним друзьям :love: ) ----- Как вы думаете, на какие переживания способен трехлетний ребенок? У кого какой опыт? Я намедни испытала шок: у меня растет третья дочь, но такого я еще не видела :cry: Читали с Сашей "Гадкого утенка". Ничего не предвещ

13

24 Jun 2026, 15:40 UTC259 viewsread 8 August 2026

Волгоград, Ворошиловский, Тулака, смотрите какое занятие по йоге планируется 😻

24 Jun 2026, 15:40 UTC313 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @dolcevitavlgPhoto

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2🙏1

30 May 2026, 16:16 UTC367 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @version_projectPhoto

Друзья, напоминаем, лекция о легенде русской поэзии Анне Ахматовой состоится 5 июня. Осталось 3 билета 🎫 купить можно здесь

3

30 May 2026, 16:16 UTC340 viewsread 8 August 2026

Я знаю, куда пойду в пятницу 5 июня 😍 Волгоград, кто со мной?

27 May 2026, 07:04 UTC376 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Те, кто отрицают достижения современной медицины и во всем видят заговор, должны быть готовы к самым худшим сценариям. Как, например, развитие вспышки вируса Эбола в Конго. Итак, в чем проблема: 1. Вирус переносится через все биологические жидкости, и даже после смерти тело больного опасно для окружающих. Смертность в среднем – 50%. 2. Денег у государства нет. Гуманитарная организация «Врачи без границ» ставит поле

😢10🥱1

25 May 2026, 09:13 UTC332 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Волгоград, срочный сбор? Кого уже тоже покусали мошки?

😱6😭2🙈1

25 May 2026, 06:47 UTC285 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @dnevnikdoctora

Гиподинамия приводит к замене сустава быстрее, чем регулярные пробежки «Нагрузки наносят урон суставам», - обязательно, когда говоришь о физо, натыкаешься на подобного рода мнение, и бегу достаётся больше всего. Часто это связано с упрощенным представлением о теле. Сустав воспринимается как механическая деталь, которая имеет определенный ресурс и страдает от трения. Однако организм - это живая адаптирующаяся систем

🔥41

21 May 2026, 07:59 UTC250 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Фильм «Вот это драма!» заявлен как комедия. Местами – да, не столь смешная, скорее абсурдистская. Нельзя также сказать, что это драма отношений, опять же, из-за несколько гротескного развития сюжета. Пожалуй, социального контекста в этом фильме больше всего. Общество – вот главный герой картины, со всеми своими маркерами нашего времени. Кстати, пишут, что пиар-кампания фильма была построена как раз на свадебной те

12👍4🔥4

20 May 2026, 13:13 UTC276 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Тут вирусы на планете распоясались, а я молчу. Нехорошо, надо снять лишнюю тревожность. Погнали. 1️⃣ Хантавирус Хантавирусы – не новость, не мутироваший вирус. Существует несколько давно изученных штаммов, циркулируют по всей планете, а их естественные резервуары — дикие и городские грызуны. Штамм Анд (Andes) с лайнера – обитает в Южной Америке. Это единственный известный штамм, способный передаваться от человека

7🙏5👍4

27 Apr 2026, 14:52 UTC404 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

У меня очень плохое предчувствие 2026, IMDb 6.8 Свежий сериал от братьев Даффер, авторов «Очень странных дел», я бы, возможно, смотреть не стала, если бы не они. И пропустила бы хорошую работу. Рэйчел и Ники собираются пожениться и для этого едут к его родителям в загородный (лесной) дом. До свадьбы – неделя. На подъезде к месту начинается какая-то чертовщина. Рэйчел узнает о своем родовом проклятии, и жизнь ее те

🔥1064👀2

24 Apr 2026, 14:46 UTC477 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

ГКС: Сент-Луис сериал 2026, рейтинг IMDb 7.2 (а мой личный - 10) Сериал рассказывает о любовном треугольнике между тремя взрослыми людьми, переживающими кризис среднего возраста, и гибели одного из них (героя Дэвида Харбора, моего любимчика Хоппера из ОСД). Жанр заявлен как комедия и детектив, и где-то это правда. Пока не досмотришь до конца. Если кратко – его хорошо описывает вот эта цитата: «DTF: Сент-Луис» — эт

104👀1

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @katya_uzozh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Записки взрослой УЗОЖ-ницы” (@katya_uzozh), 489 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/katya_uzozh.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.