Мне тут добрые люди намекают, что есть ещё за кого отдать свой голос не стыдясь. Новые, говорят, люди. А я пригляделся - те же старые бляди с чуть более удачным макияжем.
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Signed Бен Каплан

Channel
@kaplanopis
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
6,668subscribers
-20 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001311408899 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kaplanopis |
| Created | 18 May 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 17 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kaplanopis |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 01:48 | 6,668 | -10 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 17:31 | 6,678 | -7 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:51 | 6,685 | -3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:00 | 6,688 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 04:51 | 6,688 | first reading |
26 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 10 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 26 (21 July 2026 – 11 August 2026) |
| Views total | 96,110 |
| Reactions total | 8,238 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 02:54 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
8,238 reactions across 26 posts, in 27 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💯 | 1,905 | 23.1% | |
| 😁 | 1,599 | 19.4% | |
| ❤ | 1,168 | 14.2% | |
| 👍 | 788 | 9.57% | |
| 🔥 | 703 | 8.53% | |
| 🤣 | 599 | 7.27% | |
| 🎉 | 568 | 6.89% | |
| 👏 | 239 | 2.90% | |
| 🍾 | 236 | 2.86% | |
| 👌 | 119 | 1.44% | |
| 😢 | 96 | 1.17% | |
| 🏆 | 58 | 0.704% | |
| 🤝 | 43 | 0.522% | |
| 🥰 | 36 | 0.437% | |
| 🕊 | 21 | 0.255% | |
| 🙏 | 20 | 0.243% | |
| 🗿 | 6 | 0.073% | |
| 🤡 | 6 | 0.073% | |
| 🤩 | 6 | 0.073% | |
| 🤪 | 6 | 0.073% | |
| 7 further kinds | 16 | 0.194% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 26 of the 26 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,238reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 26 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kaplanopis. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 26 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 21 July 2026 to 11 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Мне тут добрые люди намекают, что есть ещё за кого отдать свой голос не стыдясь. Новые, говорят, люди. А я пригляделся - те же старые бляди с чуть более удачным макияжем.
💯159🤣73👍22🤝6❤1
Signed Бен Каплан
Этот кейс со снятием "Яблока" должен войти во все учебники по пиару. Если бы просто не зарегистрировали - было бы понятно. Не хочется слушать сейчас про мир. Ну поворчали бы и забили. Не в первый раз. А тут поначалу торжественно объявили об участии партии в выборах, потом устроили публичный сеанс бредово-судебной магии с саморазоблачением и переобуванием, одновременно насрав на голову суду, избиркому и прочим властны…
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Signed Бен Каплан
Наблюдаю за судом против партии "Яблоко" о нарушении авторских прав. Я бы начал с нарушения авторских прав Кирилла и Мефодия. Остальное несущественно.
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Signed Бен Каплан
Посмотрел трейлер к нашумевшему хоррору. Не моя эстетика. Слишком крипово. ПС Всё-таки "Аморальная Б" нужна в алфавите.
😁117🔥58💯27❤7👏4🏆1🤗1🤩1
Signed Бен Каплан
С утра конь не валялся. Хотя, с другой стороны, зачем хорошего коня зазря валять где ни попадя? Конь уже не молод. Глубоко не пашет. Бороздит понемногу в своих интернетах и то ладно. Ещё бы курить бросил, но нет. Я, говорит, не лошадь, а боевой конь. Меня каплей никотина, говорит, вот так запросто не перешибёшь. Я, говорит, обух. Неперешибаемый плетью обух царя небесного. Нынче кони вообще пошли привередливые, избало…
😁195❤58👍36💯7🔥6🤪6👏5🏆1
Signed Бен Каплан
После полноценного отдыха нельзя вот так сразу окунаться в работу. Надо как минимум пару-тройку дней отдохнуть неполноценно. Спустя рукава. Чтоб надоело валяться и возникла жажда деятельности.
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Signed Бен Каплан
Гамак повешен, сап накачан, а Директор даже на отдыхе оформляет заказы, работу работает. Ответственная.
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Signed Бен Каплан
Завтракали. Катя посмотрела на меня нежно и оставила в миске всю помидорно-сметанно-огуречную жижу от салата, чтоб я в неё хлебушек макал. Кажется она меня любит.
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Signed Бен Каплан
Интернет таки ловит. Узнал на второй день прозябания в глуши. Цифровой детокс отменяется, но это не точно
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Signed Бен Каплан
До чего же неудобная скамейка у подъезда... Проходящие мимо соседи явно не наркоманы и не проститутки. Может быть хорошо маскируются, но мой пока ещё не отточенный взгляд не замечает нюансы. Попробовал встать без кряхтения и скрипа в суставах. Хоть и не с первого раза, но получилось. Поднялся пешком на пятый этаж без явной отдышки. Старость не пришла. Это радует. Директор на День Рождения подарила путёвку в Запой. Ра…
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Signed Бен Каплан
Сегодня 3 августа. Это значит не только то, что вчера был день купания в фонтанах, а ещё и то, что именно в этот день 55 лет назад родился Бен Каплан. Я то его уже поздравила, а у вас ещё есть такая возможность) Поздравляйте Бена в комментариях или в личных сообщениях (@benkaplan) - вам не сложно, а ему приятно))) Если хотите сделать совсем приятно, в комментарии я напишу, куда можно переводить поздравления) Пы.Сы…
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Signed Екатерина Панфилова
Добрые друзья пишут - Как вы там, всё нормально? Нормально. Мы не в Саратове сейчас. В деревне прозябаем. В глуши. Рядом нет объектов инфраструктуры вообще. Единственный магазин закрыли лет 5 назад. Даже на гугл-картах наша деревенька пишется самым мелким шрифтом при самом большом увеличении. Последний раз беспилотник здесь видели позапрошлым летом, когда не идеально трезвый сосед вывалился из седла едущего минитрак…
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Signed Бен Каплан
Showing the 12 most recent of 26 posts we hold for @kaplanopis. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank — 1,203,003 of 1,480,975entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Капланопись” (@kaplanopis), 6,668 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kaplanopis.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.