داریم کار با گوشی جدید رو امتحان میکنیم. میره تو مخاطباش. میگه «چه شماره هیچ کس رو ندارم. کچله.» و غشغش میخنده. و میخندم. آره، گوشی جدید کچله. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam

Channel
@kalameebazi
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
285subscribers
+4 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003075946688 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kalameebazi |
| Created | Between 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kalameebazi |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 71% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 07:16 | 285 | +4 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 00:38 | 281 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 09:45 | 280 | -3 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 21:17 | 283 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:01 | 282 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:18 | 281 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 15:02 | 281 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 13 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
221 reactions across 19 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 91 | 41.2% | |
| 😁 | 73 | 33.0% | |
| 💔 | 38 | 17.2% | |
| 👍 | 16 | 7.24% | |
| 👀 | 2 | 0.905% | |
| ✍ | 1 | 0.452% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 221 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 13 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
داریم کار با گوشی جدید رو امتحان میکنیم. میره تو مخاطباش. میگه «چه شماره هیچ کس رو ندارم. کچله.» و غشغش میخنده. و میخندم. آره، گوشی جدید کچله. @kalameebazi
😁11
Signed Maryam
ریش شدن پارچه از جهت رشتهرشته شدن و شبیه محاسن شدنشه یا از جهت زخمی شدنش؟ (ریش معنی زخم هم میده.) به جز پارچه، دل هم ریش میشه. @kalameebazi
Signed Maryam
دارم چادرنماز میبرم براش و مرحله به مرحله توضیح میدم که چطوری باید تیکهها رو کنار هم بدوزه (از هر انگشت ادمین یک هنر فوران میکند). لابهلای حرفاش از «تُرکی پارچه» استفاده میکنه. اصطلاحی که خود من چون خیاطی حرفهای بلد نیستم، کمتر به کارش میبرم. و خوشحال میشم که در این حد به پارچه وارده. اما چرا به حاشیهی پارچه که بافتش با بافت باقی پارچه فرق داره و ریش نمیشه، میگیم ترکی؟ دلیلش رو پیدا نکردم. هیچ حدسی هم ن…
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Signed Maryam
یه جوری اغلب اصطلاحها مال موی حالتدار و مجعد و فره که انگار به موی صاف فقط موی خالی میگفتند. انگار که توجه زیباییشناسانهی ایرانی رو جلب نکنه و توصیف نخواد. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
خبر میگه: پیشتر با برگزاری بازیهای استقلال در شهر بصره برای «لیگ نخبگانِ مخالفت» شده بود. هی خوندم و دیدم نمیفهممش. نگو اسم لیگه نخبگان مخالفت نیست. بیستچاری خبر جنگی و سیاسی خوندن همچین میکنه با مغز. تازه داشتم همزمان ترجمهش هم میکردم به نجباءالچیچی و فکر میکردم یعنی با چی مخالفاند؟ @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
باز در همین زمینه توی نظام طبقاتی هندو، به پایینترین مرتبه میگند دالیت (زمینخورده). به انگلیسی untouchable. به عربی حظرالمساس. به فارسی؟ نجس. خلاصه شستگی و طهارت در فارسی مهمه دوستان. چنانچه کثیف و کثافت هم ناسزاند و پاکیزه مدح و سزا. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
در باب نشُستگی بهمثابه ناسزا، یادم اومد که قاشقنشسته رو هم داریم که دقیق نمیدونم تو فارسی هم متداوله یا من دارم از #ترکی برگردانش میکنم. چون یُؤلماموشقاشوق یه ناسزای ترکیه. در مقام تحقیر فرد چشمسفید و پررو. مثلاً میگند طرف مثل قاشقنشسته/یُؤلماموشقاشوق خودش رو قاتی بحث کرد. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
ناسزای جدید شیک پیدا کردم براتون: «ناشستهرو» تا طرف بخواد بفهمه چی گفتید چند ثانیه تو شوکه که این خودش امتیازی مضاعف حساب میشه برای ناسزاگوینده. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
بعد از خاکسپاری اخیر بقایای پیکر شهدای مدرسهی میناب و باز هم پیدا نشدن اثری از ماکان، زیاد دیدم که اشاره میکنند به معنی اسمش: آنچه بود، نیست. انگار داریم قصهای رو میخونیم که نویسندهش بهقصد اسامی رو جوری انتخاب کرده که با سرنوشت شخصیتها همخوانی داشته باشند. ولی قصه نیست. واقعیته. و درد همینه. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
حتی کسی رو به جا میاریم یا نمیاریم. به. چه قشنگ. تصویر کسی که مقابلمونه روی خاطره و تصویر پیشینیمون میافته یا نمیافته، سر جاش میشینه یا نمیشینه. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
به جا اوردن چه خوبه. ما رسمی رو به جا میاریم، سنتی رو، آیینی رو، مراسمی رو. انگار یک چیزی توی دستهای ما به ودیعه گذاشته شده و ما محترمانه و مسئولیتپذیرانه میبریم میذاریمش سر جای مقدر و درستش. چه فعل دلیه به قول شیرازیا. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
نوشته: «یکی از بچههای شرکت فهمید من ایرانیام، گفت منم یه همکار ایرانی دارم اسمش گولامالاست. گفتم نه ما تو ایران همچین اسمی نداریم، شاید گفته ایراک تو ایران شنیدی. بعد از رو کنجکاوی رفتم تو پروفایل تیمزش و همکاراش رو چک کردم، دیدم طرف اسمش غلامعلی بود.» بیاید قبل از مهاجرت یه چک کنیم ببینیم اسممون در کشور مقصد چه شکلی خواهد شد، شاید بعدش دیگه نخوایم مهاجرت کنیم. @kalameebazi
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Signed Maryam
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kalameebazi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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“کلمهبازی” (@kalameebazi), 285 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kalameebazi.
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