Не люблю тыкать все эти велосипеды и светофоры, каждый раз кажется, что все поймут, что я робот. А ведь я даже не робот.
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Channel
@kakov_status
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
25subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001304574445 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kakov_status |
| Description | Больше 10 лет в IT: личный опыт, байки, идеи и рефлексия. Ну и мемчики иногда, чего уж там. |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 30 June 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kakov_status |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 09:31 | 25 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:11 | 25 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 10 April 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 October 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
119 reactions across 20 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 55 | 46.2% | |
| 💯 | 14 | 11.8% | |
| 🔥 | 11 | 9.24% | |
| 👍 | 8 | 6.72% | |
| 🤔 | 6 | 5.04% | |
| 😭 | 5 | 4.20% | |
| 🙈 | 5 | 4.20% | |
| 👨💻 | 4 | 3.36% | |
| 🌚 | 3 | 2.52% | |
| 🏆 | 3 | 2.52% | |
| ❤ | 2 | 1.68% | |
| 👾 | 1 | 0.84% | |
| 💔 | 1 | 0.84% | |
| 😨 | 1 | 0.84% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 119reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 April 2024 to 1 October 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Не люблю тыкать все эти велосипеды и светофоры, каждый раз кажется, что все поймут, что я робот. А ведь я даже не робот.
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Конспирологи тут?
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Photo, posted without a caption
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Video, posted without a caption
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22 мая отмечается Bitcoin Pizza Day - годовщина первой покупки реального товара за биткоины. Две пиццы, купленные жителем Флориды в 2010 году, обошлись ему в 10 000 BTC - около 40 баксов по тем временам и больше миллиарда долларов по сегодняшнему курсу. В интернете любят подсчитывать, сколько десятков миллионов пицц, домов, яхт и люксовых автомобилей он бы мог купить за эти битки сегодня и называть его ужин самой д…
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14 февраля так-то не только день всех влюблённых, но и день компьютерщика ❤️💻
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Делитесь в комментах, как начинается ваш год 😌
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Забрали работу у ИИ Китайцы начали снимать ролики в духе нейросетей
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Доброе утро
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Если вдруг пропустили в новостной ленте - по всему миру сбои в работе Windows, синие экраны и вот это вот всё. Затронуты аэропорты, банки, кассовые аппараты и много чего ещё, что обычно хочется видеть в рабочем состоянии. Ну и, как оказалось, иногда под санкциями неплохо - никаких тебе обновлений, никаких тебе BSOD 😏
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Пятничные летние вайбы
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На днях хотела повторить отменившийся заказ и получила вот такое окно. Мне лично такое название кнопки понравилось, потому что ну правда - что ж. Гораздо чаще в подобных сообщениях на кнопке пишут "ОК", "Хорошо" (хотя что тут хорошего?) или "Понятно" (хотя на самом деле ничего не понятно). Но подруга предложила ещё более гениальный вариант: "Пу-пу-пу". Берите на заметку в свои продукты 🤓
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kakov_status. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Каков статус?” (@kakov_status), 25 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kakov_status.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.