Channel
@jouissancedelavie
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
510subscribers
+20 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001413967240 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @jouissancedelavie |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 November 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/jouissancedelavie |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 02:58 | 510 | +3 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 16:38 | 507 | +13 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 10:08 | 494 | +1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 00:34 | 493 | +3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:47 | 490 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:19 | 490 | first reading |
9 posts held, back to 19 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
124 reactions across 9 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5420483550593960865 | 41 | 33.1% | |
| custom 5440879547123778283 | 35 | 28.2% | |
| custom 5938304753627828711 | 29 | 23.4% | |
| custom 5935852705258934580 | 15 | 12.1% | |
| custom 5422688878861499934 | 4 | 3.23% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 124 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 19 April 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
друзья, товарищи, коллеги, подписчики и все неравнодушные! у меня горят сроки по апробации теста, поэтому обращаюсь к вам и прошу пройти по ссылке тестирование занимает примерно 20 минут
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Нет человека, более далекого от темы ИИ, чем я, и хотя эстетика бесконечного промптинга вызывает у меня преимущественно рвотные позывы, я оказалась на лекции как раз об этом. Ведущий, однако, оказался психологом, и потому суть выступления сводилась к выявлению пси-механизмов, лежащих внутри моделей, для повышения эффективности генераций. Тут интересы и пересеклись — как выяснилось, ключевой задачей для разработчиков …
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за первые дни на лш были достигнуты следующие результаты: ⚪️ открыт философ Жене Рирар с концепцией козла кринжа ⚪️ в мысли Дюркгейма была выявлена секулярная теология, в которой бог заменяется социумом, а социум есть абсолютный дух ⚪️ "диалектика" стала грязным словом, отныне только d-word ⚪️ sui generis было произнесено 100+ раз ⚪️ в палатке оказалось возможным поставить тумбочку, за интерьер была ответственна Доло…
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ещё про неврастению из "Картографии неведения" Носачева: На фоне таких изменений в системе диагностирования возникают новые категории. Истерия отделяется от неврастении. Если первая — проблема неудовлетворенных женщин, то вторая — респектабельный диагноз серьезных мужчин, которые, как городские трудолюбивые жители, быстро приводят свою нервную систему к разладу и должны основательно лечиться. Разработчик диагноза, ам…
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пока в мск горят нпз, в нцпз все тихо и стандартно
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озвучка от яндекс книг никак не может выговорить "Гваттари". вариант с "башкортари" пока мой любимый, но способов исковеркать оригинал от этой нейросетки ещё много
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векторы...
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Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @jouissancedelavie. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“jouissance de la vie” (@jouissancedelavie), 510 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/jouissancedelavie.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.