^^^^ > "Now most people don't know this..." > *taps debit card on table* > "...but the speaker of the House..." > *audible sniffing noises* > "...is actually third in line for the Oval Office." Mikey P: "....uh actually a lot of people know that and your mic is picking up literally every sound you're making, just so you know." 😂😂😂😂😂

Channel
Joey Two Names
@joeytwonames
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
58subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001155451590 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @joeytwonames |
| Created | 10 May 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/joeytwonames |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 23:36 | 58 | +1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 07:15 | 57 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:52 | 57 | first reading |
Engagement
11 posts held, back to 4 August 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 August 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 3m 03s
- Average length
- 3m 03s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
🚨Strike and Mike drunk (possible Cocaine) stream August-02-2022🚨 >Striker is clearly drunk, late to the stream, can hear him fidgeting with alcohol bottle. >There is an audible SNIFF (?). >Mike Enoch, alleged fellow cocaine enjoyer, tries to give hints to Striker he is being EXPOSED. ⚠️I have 2 potential explanations for this (I am just speculating, writing fanfic. Don't SUE me Striker) 🚨1. As the founding member/…
IT’S NOT A GRIFT OKAY?? why is White “basic” and black “elite” level? why are these “racial nationalists” putting black above White in their tiered “supporters” system? i’m sure these completely honest goyim totally didn’t mean to do that. just like their logo totally isn’t mimicking the glow in the dark infested German NPD party’s logo. must be total coincidence, and if not, it is surely just a meme, you see. als…
I mean... what's wrong with snorting coke in the bathroom of a rollerdrome at a kid's birthday party? My father never let me have a steak, man. The least I could do was buy a steak and a glass of whisky for Johnny's boy. It's not like my pockets aren't flush with paywall cash.
Voice message, posted without a caption
meet sam caskey, trs/njp cult member, pool party leader, and propaganda lackey. he was swatted a couple years ago for posting trs flyers in virginia. he’s gonna whack me like old yeller. no open casket like tommy from goodfellas. this is what REAL white nationalists do. threaten former friends. these are your trs/njp pool party/cult leaders. vetted by mike peinovich and jesse dunstan themselves. here’s the link to…
Z is for Zion 🇮🇱🇷🇺
Keith "triplevaxxer" Woods has said numerous times that my "model of political analysis" doesn't "predict" anything, but I've never posited any "model." I just look at what elites are saying and then make logical conclusions as to where they may be taking society in the future. That's served me pretty well so far. Not to be egotistical, but my "predictions" have been more accurate than the vast majority of Dissident…
> Money printing doesn't cause inflation > Inflation is funny > Inflation is caused by the middle class > Inflation is caused by rising gas prices and not the other way around > Inflation is just price gouging > People who warn about inflation are irrational Reaganites Imagine taking this half-brown retard's defense of communist central banking seriously. Your local heating oil company and the bourgeoisie are causi…
According to Strasserist Nazbol Jew Yorker Eric Striker aka Joseph Jordan: - Judeo-Bolsheviks don't exist anymore, "they died in 1989" (so the Fabian Society, Democratic Socialists of America (which has infiltrated the Democratic Party), CPUSA, Frankfurt School + its offshoots, the Noel Ignatiev's of the world & myriad Socialist/Communist/Anti-capitalist Green parties throughout the West apparently don't exist) - c…
They will never lock whites down while they let non-whites pour over the borders. Remember last time when they closed the borders and stopped the flood of illegals as part of the first lockdown?
Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @joeytwonames. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Joey Two Names” (@joeytwonames), 58 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/joeytwonames.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.