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Заметки чертилЫ

@ivanchertila

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1,135subscribers

-174 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003951255016
TypeChannel
Username@ivanchertila
CreatedBetween 1 April 2026 and 16 July 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/ivanchertila

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Views per post sit far above this size band

2,760 average views per post against 1,135 subscribers — an engagement rate of 242.8%. Across the 49,436 registered channels in the same cohort — 1,000–3,162 subscribers, posting mainly in Russian — the middle half sit between 9.95% and 33.6%, with a median of 18.9%.

What this was computed from
Window30 days (19 July 2026 18 August 2026)
Posts measured8 of 8 published in the window (4 exact, 4 rounded by Telegram)
Views totalled22,049
Mature posts only242.8% over 8 posts read at least 24h after publication
Subscribers1,135 measured 16 August 2026
Cohortb1000:rus · 49,436 channels · p10 5.08% · p25 9.95% · p50 18.9% · p75 33.6% · p90 53.4%
Position in cohort99.711th percentile · 12.8× the cohort median
Uncertainty±0.256% of the figure, from Telegram’s rounding
Post languageRussian · 100.0%of the window’s posts

When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.

This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal.A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.

Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 18 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

1,1351,3091,2226 August 2026 — 1,309 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,309 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,220 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,167 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,135 subscribers6 August 202616 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 10 days, net -174. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,109–1,335 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 16:461,135-32
12 Aug 2026, 16:141,167-53
9 Aug 2026, 17:211,220-89
6 Aug 2026, 09:211,309no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:191,309first reading

Engagement

9 posts held, back to 16 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
242.8%
avg views ÷ 1,135 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,760
8 posts measured
Reaction rate
20.7%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
8
of 9 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 August 2026
Posts held9 (16 July 20263 August 2026)
Views total22,049
Reactions total4,562
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 09:21 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

4,562 reactions across 8 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
94120.6%
👏91320.0%
🎉90619.9%
🔥90519.8%
👍87619.2%
❤‍🔥140.307%
👀40.088%
10.022%
💯10.022%
😍10.022%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,562reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 16 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
5
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 8 we hold a reading for · 13%
Most on one post
5
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @ivanchertila. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 9 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 16 July 2026 to 3 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

3 Aug 2026, 08:40 UTC604 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Воскресный дроп 📚 (с опозданием на день) Вчера я был полностью погружён в чемпионат. Поэтому книжка сегодня. Но оно того стоило. Сначала про Сашу Саня заняла 10-е место по России на World Cocktail Championship. Да, мы рассчитывали на другое. Честно — хотели выше. Но давайте посмотрим правде в глаза: она работает за баром всего 8 месяцев. Это её первый чемпионат. И она уже в десятке лучших в стране. Я считаю, чт

5💯1😍1

2 Aug 2026, 08:58 UTC≈5,150 views1,007 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Сегодня я просто счастлив. И горд. И немного волнуюсь. Сегодня моя воспитанница — моя «дочурка» Гущева Саша — выступает на финале России барменского чемпионата World Cocktail Championship. И вы просто вдумайтесь: она работает за баром всего 8 месяцев. Восемь, Карл! А уже на финале страны. Это не просто талант — это характер. Упёртость. Желание. И какая-то невероятная способность впитывать всё как губка. Саша — эт

👏233223👍192🎉182🔥177

31 Jul 2026, 13:29 UTC292 views1,001 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Сегодня я снова был в том баре. Помните историю про 25 сантиметров? Про ту самую столешницу из бетона, которую мы выпиливали болгаркой, пока я молился, чтобы она не треснула? 😑😑😑 Спустя полгода я предстал перед этой станцией и смотрел на неё. А она на меня 👀 Немного контекста Девять квадратов. Всё пространство, которое было. Девять метров, на которых нужно было разместить всё: коктейли, смузи, алкоголь, холодильн

🔥219204🎉198👏196👍184

28 Jul 2026, 10:41 UTC≈4,480 views516 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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5 вещей, которые я никогда не пойму в баре🤯🤯🤯 За годы работы я перестал удивляться. Почти. Но есть вещи, которые я буду пытаться понять до конца своей карьеры чертилы. И, кажется, так и не пойму. Вот они. Мои пять пунктов: 🤗 1. Почему дизайнеры не советуются с барменами😢 Выглядит красиво. На рендере — вообще конфетка. А когда бармены начинают работать, выясняется, что они друг другу локтями мешают, а ледогенерат

104👏104👍103🎉100🔥96❤‍🔥5👀4

27 Jul 2026, 12:48 UTC939 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Короче замотался так что в днях запутался и сегодня в понедельник будет : Воскресный дроп 📚 Сегодня — книга, без которой невозможно представить кофейную кухню современного заведения. Дэвид Шомер — «Кофе» Это не просто книга. Это, блядь, библия для всех, кто работает с кофе. Шомер — легенда среди обжарщиков и бариста. И он написал труд, в котором разложил по полочкам всё: воду, оборудование, настройки, помол, экстр

4🔥4

22 Jul 2026, 05:44 UTC≈8,460 views1,005 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Бар может терять сотни тысяч в год из-за одной ошибки, которую не видно гостям Гости никогда не заметят, где у вас и как стоит оборудование. Но он заметит, что коктейль едет целую вечность. Или что бармен суетливый и всё роняет. Или что он уже забыл, чего хотел, пока ждал. Он не скажет: «У вас там с эргономикой беда». Он просто подумает: «Что-то тут как-то не очень», — и выберет место, где всё происходит быстрее, д

👍214🎉201🔥201195👏187❤‍🔥61

20 Jul 2026, 07:25 UTC344 views1,015 reactions5 Starsread 6 August 2026
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Красота, которая ждала своего часа ❄️➡️☀️ В ноябре прошлого года ко мне обратились с интересным запросом: помочь с эргономикой бара и полностью перепроектировать барную стойку. Пятиметровая модульная станция под конкретный референс. Задача — огонь. Этап согласований прошёл быстро, я приступил к работе. Но как это обычно бывает — не всё то золото, что блестит. Когда чертежи были готовы, от заказчика полетели правки.

🎉225🔥208203👏193👍183❤‍🔥3

19 Jul 2026, 11:59 UTC≈1,780 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Воскресный дроп 📚 Сегодня без лишних слов — книжка, которую должен иметь каждый, кто работает со вкусом. «Тезаурус вкусов» Это легенда. Книга, которая раскладывает по полочкам то, как мы воспринимаем еду и напитки. Не просто «вкусно» или «невкусно», а почему одно сочетание работает, а другое — нет. Как ингредиенты дружат друг с другом, а каким лучше держаться подальше. Для меня эта книга — как карта. Когда ты пон

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Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @ivanchertila. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 101,635 of 1,548,671entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Заметки чертилЫ” (@ivanchertila), 1,135 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ivanchertila.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.