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@intheholesofcapitalism

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459subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001188918283
TypeChannel
Username@intheholesofcapitalism
Created16 June 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/intheholesofcapitalism

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

459462460.56 August 2026 — 462 subscribers6 August 2026 — 462 subscribers13 August 2026 — 460 subscribers20 August 2026 — 461 subscribers27 August 2026 — 460 subscribers2 September 2026 — 461 subscribers11 September 2026 — 459 subscribers6 August 202611 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 36 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 459–462 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Sept 2026, 03:38459-2
2 Sept 2026, 17:54461+1
27 Aug 2026, 04:13460-1
20 Aug 2026, 01:42461+1
13 Aug 2026, 04:26460-2
6 Aug 2026, 19:03462no change
6 Aug 2026, 03:59462first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 3 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

226 reactions across 19 posts, in 28 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤5624.8%
😭2511.1%
🫡208.85%
🥰198.41%
🤣135.75%
🤗125.31%
👻104.42%
🙏93.98%
🔥83.54%
😨83.54%
🤷62.65%
💯52.21%
😇52.21%
😁41.77%
😢41.77%
🤷‍♀41.77%
❤‍🔥20.885%
🎅20.885%
🐳20.885%
👾20.885%
8 further kinds104.42%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 226 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Jul 2026, 06:45 UTC462 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Poll

было ли бы лучше, если бы госы на факультете

  1. стали ответом на вопрос "верен ли физикализм" и аналогичные49%
  2. стали рассуждением о некотором выбранном профессорами термине типа "вера" или "пространство".41%
  3. осталось всё как есть31%

The shares total 121%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

😭7❤‍🔥1

28 Jul 2026, 08:31 UTC276 views20 reactionsread 6 August 2026

"дети, животные, идиоты и Дэвид Юм".

😨8🤷6🐳2🤷‍♀2💯1🤓1

27 Jul 2026, 17:14 UTC330 views13 reactionsread 6 August 2026

в электричке у меня украли книгу "О том, что важно" вернули, извинились какая уж тут мораль.

🤣12🙊1

20 Jul 2026, 11:18 UTC323 views18 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Сегодня сон в руку был. Прихожу в театр, там всё такое отнюдь, буфет, вешалка. Начинается представление. Сначала интересно немного, потом становится уныло и скучно. На сцене вдруг появляется добрый клоун верхом на олене, делает интересные штуки. Делается весело, но веселье быстро уходит. Но раз — и зрителей, включая меня, вдруг начинают бить палками. Становится не смешно, больно и грозит утратой достоинства. Раз — и …

👻10🫡3💯2❤‍🔥1🕊1🙊1

17 Jul 2026, 09:46 UTC412 views9 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Прочитал увлекательное обсуждение животрепещущего у философов вопроса о доказательствах существования речи: они, значит, высказываться "за", другие голосуют "против", третьи воздерживаются и зачем-то пишут формулы. Люблю аналитических философов, сил нет, какие выдумщики, а

🥰9

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @intheholesofcapitalism. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

30 Jul 2026, 06:45 UTCAnonymous Poll106 voters

было ли бы лучше, если бы госы на факультете

  1. стали ответом на вопрос "верен ли физикализм" и аналогичные49%
  2. стали рассуждением о некотором выбранном профессорами термине типа "вера" или "пространство".41%
  3. осталось всё как есть31%

The shares total 121%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2026 to 3 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Слоны текут на север” (@intheholesofcapitalism), 459 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/intheholesofcapitalism.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.