🌟 🔤🔤🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🌟 - Try using knives next time. Better for close encounters. - Not a bad move. Very smooth. ➿ 27.07 был заключён дружеский союз между 🤍🤍🤍🌟 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙈𝙐 🌟 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙔𝘼 🌟 ➿ Надеемся, он продержится долго.

Channel
Satomu's unions
@infoSATOMU
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
5subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002813079596 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @infoSATOMU |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 10 August 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/infoSATOMU |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 03:46 | 5 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 22:15 | 5 | first reading |
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 10 August 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 100.0%
- avg views ÷ 5 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 5.0
- 2 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 2
- of 17 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 17 (10 August 2025 – 27 July 2026) |
| Views total | 10 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 13 Aug 2026, 03:46 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 14
- Videos
- 1
- Links
- 13
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 15s
- Average length
- 15s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
🌟 🔤🔤🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🌟 Too many good agents have died here today... You're not getting added to that list. ➿ 26.07 был заключён дружеский союз между 🤍🤍🤍🌟 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙈𝙐 🌟 𝙉𝙄𝘾𝙊𝙇𝘼𝙎 🌟 ➿ Надеемся, он продержится долго.
🌟 🔤🔤🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🌟 - Chris? - Leon? What are you doing here? ➿ 14.07 был заключён дружеский союз между 🤍🤍🤍🌟 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙈𝙐 🌟 𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙕𝙊𝙉𝘼 🌟 ➿ Надеемся, он продержится долго.
🌟 🔤🔤🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🌟 - Ashley! You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. ➿ 08.07 был заключён семейный союз между 🤍🤍🤍🌟 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙈𝙐 🌟 𝙑𝙄 🌟 ➿ Теперь у меня есть племянница.
🌟 🔤🔤🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🌟 - ... Ada!? - You look like you've seen a ghost. ➿ 29.06 был заключён дружеский союз между 🤍🤍🤍🌟 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙈𝙐 🌟 𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍 🌟 ➿ Надеемся, он продержится долго.
🤩🧩nִׄꫀִׄwִ ບ࣪nִׄi𔓘nִׄ🧩🧩 🍀Oh, my Clematis – You are the hope that died in the abyss! в этот прекрасный летний день заключили дружеский союз @bann_gifu 🥹 @portSATOMU надеюсь на долгое и хорошее сотрудничество. 🧩Oh, my Clematis – You are the one I asked to be with me always!
🌟 🔤🔤🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🌟 - You can stop right there, Leon. Wouldn't make me use this, would you? - Well, after six years that is one hell of a greeting, Ada. ➿ 01.06 был заключён дружеский союз между 🤍🤍🤍🌟 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙈𝙐 🌟 𝙃𝘼𝙆𝙆𝙄𝙍𝙄 🌟 ➿ Надеемся, он продержится долго.
Channel photo updated
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 Eyes were gleaming with delight, But dreams demand their price tonight. And now — another soul is mine! 🎀 Юная леди загадала нам своё желание, ценой за это оказалась её свобода ⭐ 🤩🤩🤩🤩 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑢 & 𝐴𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒 🤩🤩 С 03.05 вы не покинете свой рай...🖤
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 Eyes were gleaming with delight, But dreams demand their price tonight. And now — another soul is mine! 🐈⬛ Юная леди загадала нам своё желание, ценой за это оказалась её свобода 😺 🤩🤩🤩🤩 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑢 & 𝑆𝑜𝑑𝑎 🤩🤩 С 27.04 вы не покинете свой рай...🖤
🤍🌟🌟🌟🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🌟🌟🌟 If this night, eternal, as it seems Is to give away to morning light Let me hear your voice speaking to me Please just one more time, oh just one more time Пребывая в монохромном мире, одному узнику повезло сблизиться с хозяином мира и пробудить в нём особые чувства к нему 🤩🤩🌟🌟 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑢 & 𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑟 🌟🌟 С 17.04 он готов повергнуть любого в свои кошмары только ради его улыбки 🫦
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 Eyes were gleaming with delight, But dreams demand their price tonight. And now — another soul is mine! 🎀 Юная леди загадала нам своё желание, ценой за это оказалась её свобода 🎀 🤩🤩🤩🤩 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑢 & 𝐹𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 🤩🤩 С 24.03 вы не покинете свой рай...🌟
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @infoSATOMU. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 697,175 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
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@A1velle · 2152 posts» • ᗣᖇiZᗜᙁᗣ :: ((处理眼泪))
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Satomu's unions” (@infoSATOMU), 5 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/infoSATOMU.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.