29 Mar 2026, 13:18 UTC596 viewsread 10 August 2026
мне в этой жизни, кроме возможности наблюдать за невероятнейшей химией минсонов, больше ничего не надо
Channel
devil's advocate
@hurtcoffee
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
65subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002514128142 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hurtcoffee |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 28 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 28 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hurtcoffee |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 28 Aug 2026, 13:02 | 65 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 14:13 | 66 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 01:17 | 67 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:04 | 67 | first reading |
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 9 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 1m 19s
- Average length
- 40s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
29 Mar 2026, 13:17 UTC542 viewsread 10 August 2026
после просмотра этого момента, у меня не осталось слов, одни эмоции (и желание закричать)
29 Mar 2026, 13:17 UTC543 viewsread 10 August 2026
Photo
❤️🩹
29 Mar 2026, 05:57 UTC544 viewsread 10 August 2026
день только начался, а я уже хочу, чтобы он поскорее закончился
29 Mar 2026, 05:56 UTC539 viewsread 10 August 2026
когда-нибудь тревожность отпустит меня. но видимо не в этой жизни😔
28 Mar 2026, 16:54 UTC530 viewsread 10 August 2026
это моя вечная римская империя
28 Mar 2026, 16:54 UTC510 viewsread 10 August 2026
минсоны - тру соулмейты, и как же я люблю их взаимоотношения😔
28 Mar 2026, 16:53 UTC472 viewsread 10 August 2026
Photo
команда "мяу~"
28 Mar 2026, 12:43 UTC336 viewsread 10 August 2026
после рэпа туминов меня нужно откачивать
28 Mar 2026, 12:42 UTC328 viewsread 10 August 2026
Video
теперь это мои самые любимые видео в галерее
28 Mar 2026, 12:41 UTC298 viewsread 10 August 2026
безумно люблю, когда скизы меняются своими сольниками/дуэтами. это звучит настолько круто, что кажется, будто бы изначально эти песни ими и пелись
24 Mar 2026, 22:02 UTC302 viewsread 10 August 2026
спасибо скизам за то, что уже на протяжении 8 лет они дарят стэй тепло и создают ощущение, будто ты находишься дома, среди семьи
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @hurtcoffee. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 583,047 of 1,626,935entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“devil's advocate” (@hurtcoffee), 65 subscribers as measured 28 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hurtcoffee.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.