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☺️жизнь говна☺️

@humani

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

1subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 13 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002048730129
TypeChannel
Username@humani
DescriptionРазные мемы, и несмешные приколы из моей жизни.
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 24 November 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded15 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 September 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/humani

Growth

113 August 2026 — 1 subscribers15 August 2026 — 1 subscribers13 August 202615 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 10:161no change
13 Aug 2026, 04:331first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 24 November 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
4
Videos
1

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
45s
Average length
45s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

2 reactions across 2 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍150.0%
👏150.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 2 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 November 2023 to 1 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 May 2026, 16:08 UTC34 viewsread 15 August 2026

ангел ах милый ангел предо мною стань белым, письменным холстом избавь тоску мою, покоем и награди меня огнем я завлеку тебя речами и заведу в свой томный дом, так позабавь меня, сучина слепи улыбку моим ртом я разрываю твое тело и вырываю все кишки когдаж достану я до сердца, вгрызаясь жадно в плоть внутри ты извивалась понапрасну я не давал тебе покой, и на последнем издыхании ты прошептала - мой герой.. я раз

1 May 2026, 09:06 UTC32 viewsread 15 August 2026

боль Побыв однажды на балконе мне неизведанной земли я осознал, любовь не вечна и взял сигару от тоски гдеж небывалые высоты, звезда что в небе ярче всех? достал? ты лишь достал ее куплетом, и измотал все нервы ей. остаток жизни неизбежен ты проживешь ее один, и как бы не было обидно замена лучше раза в три. и все спокойно переносишь, казалось, тихий человек. вся боль вылазила наружу, лишь стоило остаться одному

30 Apr 2026, 10:58 UTC25 viewsread 15 August 2026

рассвет солнце воспевает с ранней, утренней зарей, лишь ты один все дремлешь, мечтая о другой весна спустилась с неба, и осветила взгляд когдаж наступит лето? как только выпью яд ах, яркий лучик света, спустился вновь ко мне слепи меня все лето, и освещай дорогу мне. добуду я алмазы, окрашу кровью пол лишь чтоб ты улыбался и одарял теплом. забудем вместе годы, мы прожитые врознь и встретимся еще раз, и сердце соб

29 Apr 2026, 06:53 UTC25 viewsread 15 August 2026

еженедельная рутина затянет в космос с головой, погрузишь мысли ты в пучину и назовёшь меня мечтой забыть тебя я не пытаюсь но избежать я не могу, и все сильнее погружаюсь я в эту жалкую мечту. ох как же больно делать вздохи я ненавижу не тебя, возненавидел я природу что порадит на свет козла козла моих тупых мучений и отпущение грехов избавь меня от отпущений и сбрось железный путь оков пожалуйста, отстань от мы

28 Apr 2026, 23:20 UTC22 viewsread 15 August 2026

мимолетные мечты я целый день ходил по небу и жизнь с крупицы собирал, разбит Грааль, исчезла вера, иссох цветок, а мне все жаль. забыть об ярком лунном свете я все никак не мог, прости нанес я травму, но ни вены, ни кровь, ни ужас не убил все чувства, что внутри. ах этот холод, ночь и стужа все утопает в глубине жаль, не бессмертен этот ужас таящий звезды в темноте и все же, солнце всходит неохотно, и пропадает

23 Apr 2026, 16:23 UTC22 viewsread 15 August 2026

хуй готов отсосать тому кому он тоже нравится

22 Apr 2026, 05:03 UTC20 viewsread 15 August 2026

конечно спасибо моему камню, с которого я фоткаю за качество🥰

22 Apr 2026, 05:02 UTC20 viewsread 15 August 2026
Photo

это вид на всю Курсавку из гостинницы

21 Apr 2026, 11:25 UTC22 viewsread 15 August 2026

класс, разве норм штрафовать с нихуя?🤡 работаю с ебаными клоунами

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @humani. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“☺️жизнь говна☺️” (@humani), 1 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/humani.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.