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Даша пилососить Батьківщину 🇺🇦

@hoovering_the_motherland

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

124subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001185584032
TypeChannel
Username@hoovering_the_motherland
Created4 October 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live27 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged5 times, most recently 27 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/hoovering_the_motherland

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 61% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1241261257 August 2026 — 125 subscribers8 August 2026 — 126 subscribers9 August 2026 — 126 subscribers14 August 2026 — 125 subscribers23 August 2026 — 124 subscribers7 August 202623 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 15 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 124–126 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
23 Aug 2026, 03:12124-1
14 Aug 2026, 23:36125-1
9 Aug 2026, 02:17126no change
8 Aug 2026, 13:55126+1
7 Aug 2026, 19:51125first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

192 reactions across 18 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤9348.4%
🔥2714.1%
😁2312.0%
✍126.25%
👍126.25%
💔94.69%
❤‍🔥84.17%
😱63.13%
⚡21.04%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 192 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 14:38 UTC34 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @prokyiv_mediaPhoto

У Києві планують мирну акцію на захист скверу на Теремках. У суботу о 10:00 кияни зберуться на вул. Теремківській, 6, щоб закликати зберегти столітні дерева та зелену зону.

❤4

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

5 Aug 2026, 18:03 UTC60 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Me: Is there an occasion that you dressed for? The man, 63 years old: No. Just attention-seeking. I'm a middle child, you see. Fair enough?

❤14⚡1

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

5 Aug 2026, 17:09 UTC59 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Typical Torquay bus encounter

❤‍🔥8⚡1

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

4 Aug 2026, 14:36 UTC73 views12 reactionsread 9 August 2026

#торквейпостинг I'm confidence-maxxing so hard this summer that I was just talking to my operations manager and activities manager, student services manager came up to us, looked at me and said, "Sorry, Dariia, can I have you for a minute, I need you specifically to look at a video and see if you can notice a detail that someone else noticed but I can't see" because I now have a reputation for having insane attent…

🔥12

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

2 Aug 2026, 11:54 UTC74 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @altermoosPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

👍6

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

2 Aug 2026, 11:53 UTC80 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @potatoContentPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

❤6👍1

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

2 Aug 2026, 00:32 UTC53 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @aliceottabed

"tree bark"? no, tree silent. dog bark

😱6👍1

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

30 Jul 2026, 17:34 UTC102 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026

On the bus. Me: Hi, I'm going to [area of Torquay where I live] Driver: Why? Didn't know they introduced moving Papers Please blockposts

❤8

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

30 Jul 2026, 14:04 UTC100 views13 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Over the course of 1 summer flung from "I am too disabled to be valuable to my employer :c they should've hired someone less autistic and without a stick :c" all the way to telling my hiring manager to her face that I think the department NEEDS me to be here for the last week of the school running and basically not accepting any other option other than me staying on until the school shuts

🔥13

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

29 Jul 2026, 12:47 UTC91 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @simonewouldhatemePhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

❤9

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

28 Jul 2026, 21:44 UTC86 views14 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @pJ0AtAby1qw5ZWE6Photo

Але бувають і всратіші відгуки на чужу творчість

😁14

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

27 Jul 2026, 16:42 UTC81 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026

You know shit is ass when Kai needs to give me a talking to because I keep thinking I hexed people around me to have life-threatening events happen to them twice in the past 5 days

💔9

Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @hoovering_the_motherland. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 23 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Даша пилососить Батьківщину 🇺🇦” (@hoovering_the_motherland), 124 subscribers as measured 23 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hoovering_the_motherland.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.