У Києві планують мирну акцію на захист скверу на Теремках. У суботу о 10:00 кияни зберуться на вул. Теремківській, 6, щоб закликати зберегти столітні дерева та зелену зону.
❤4
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk

Channel
@hoovering_the_motherland
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
124subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001185584032 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hoovering_the_motherland |
| Created | 4 October 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 5 times, most recently 27 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hoovering_the_motherland |
Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 61% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 23 Aug 2026, 03:12 | 124 | -1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 23:36 | 125 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 02:17 | 126 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 13:55 | 126 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:51 | 125 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
192 reactions across 18 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 93 | 48.4% | |
| 🔥 | 27 | 14.1% | |
| 😁 | 23 | 12.0% | |
| ✍ | 12 | 6.25% | |
| 👍 | 12 | 6.25% | |
| 💔 | 9 | 4.69% | |
| ❤🔥 | 8 | 4.17% | |
| 😱 | 6 | 3.13% | |
| ⚡ | 2 | 1.04% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 192 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
У Києві планують мирну акцію на захист скверу на Теремках. У суботу о 10:00 кияни зберуться на вул. Теремківській, 6, щоб закликати зберегти столітні дерева та зелену зону.
❤4
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Me: Is there an occasion that you dressed for? The man, 63 years old: No. Just attention-seeking. I'm a middle child, you see. Fair enough?
❤14⚡1
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Typical Torquay bus encounter
❤🔥8⚡1
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
#торквейпостинг I'm confidence-maxxing so hard this summer that I was just talking to my operations manager and activities manager, student services manager came up to us, looked at me and said, "Sorry, Dariia, can I have you for a minute, I need you specifically to look at a video and see if you can notice a detail that someone else noticed but I can't see" because I now have a reputation for having insane attent…
🔥12
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Photo, posted without a caption
👍6
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Photo, posted without a caption
❤6👍1
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
"tree bark"? no, tree silent. dog bark
😱6👍1
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
On the bus. Me: Hi, I'm going to [area of Torquay where I live] Driver: Why? Didn't know they introduced moving Papers Please blockposts
❤8
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Over the course of 1 summer flung from "I am too disabled to be valuable to my employer :c they should've hired someone less autistic and without a stick :c" all the way to telling my hiring manager to her face that I think the department NEEDS me to be here for the last week of the school running and basically not accepting any other option other than me staying on until the school shuts
🔥13
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Photo, posted without a caption
❤9
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Але бувають і всратіші відгуки на чужу творчість
😁14
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
You know shit is ass when Kai needs to give me a talking to because I keep thinking I hexed people around me to have life-threatening events happen to them twice in the past 5 days
💔9
Signed Darïïa Lysiuk
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @hoovering_the_motherland. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 23 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Даша пилососить Батьківщину 🇺🇦” (@hoovering_the_motherland), 124 subscribers as measured 23 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hoovering_the_motherland.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.