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@hld688

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163subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002801260959
TypeChannel
Username@hld688
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 August 2026
Measurements held2
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/hld688

Growth

16311 Aug 2026, 10:17 — 163 subscribers11 Aug 2026, 14:32 — 163 subscribers11 Aug 2026, 10:1711 Aug 2026, 14:32
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 162–164 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Aug 2026, 14:32163no change
11 Aug 2026, 10:17163first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 25 January 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 30 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
27s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

11 reactions across 6 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
11100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 25 January 2026 to 30 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Mar 2026, 07:17 UTC548 views0 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @npmjzjfp

#牌局复盘 【麻友】:林仔 【棋牌室】:#欢乐岛 【麻将搭子】:#冰冰 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/hld520/1476 【台费】:100券+600 【胡牌牌型】:#大班 【牌局特点】:#颜值 #好妹妹 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格) 环境:9 人照:9 身材:8 皮肤:8 态度:8.5 敏感度:8.5 抽烟:无 纹身:有 各种钉:有 【综合得分】:8.5 【牌局体验】:妹妹本人长得挺好看的,可能属于动态比静态好看的类型,模卡中有些角度的照片没有真人好看。当天穿着是一套以前出门拍照的衣服,穿搭打扮的都很精致,也很显瘦高的身材。虽然瘦但是有胸,属于非常非常软的胸型,但也可能因此没有那么挺拔,被亲胸比较敏感,有点怕痒但不会排斥被一直亲。性格比较软糯,比较会带话题聊天。妹妹的舌头非常灵活,各处被舔的都很舒服。

22 Mar 2026, 15:19 UTC611 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @aiyedeqimiaozhilv

77、#牌局复盘 【麻友】:#爱椰 【棋牌室】:#欢乐岛 【麻将搭子】:#呦呦 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/hld253/141224?single 【台费】: 大班台费 【胡牌牌型】:#大班 【牌局特点】:#素人 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格,对应大班) 环境:7.9 人照:7.9 身材:7.9 皮肤:7.9 态度:8.1 敏感度:8.0 抽烟:无 纹身:无 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:8.54 【牌局体验】:本来韭菜喊了我好几次去冰冰的,可惜时间碰不上,刚好呦呦有空就体验了一下。妹妹素人感很强,有正当工作,是团播化妆师。说实话呦呦的表现是超过我预期的,虽然实话实说硬件上不算特别出色,但是敏感度和素人感以及相处时候的一声声哥哥哥哥弥补了很多。整体上钟体验良好,值得打卡去。客观分8.4,主观分8.54。

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20 Mar 2026, 09:05 UTC564 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @whointheworldamiPhoto

#No943 店铺:#欢乐岛 女仆:#小静 类型:#未知 价格:600/h 出击人:#叉叉龙 出击时间:2026.3 首次服役时间:2026.3 环境: B,商住楼,沙发 人照相似度:人照10 身材:胸C。 身高:164 体重:90 皮肤:白度3,弹性5,平滑3 态度:S,非常配合 敏感处: 三点 抽烟:未知 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:吻技一般 过程:上周去了小渝,这周来小渝的闺蜜,这很合理吧,巧的是上周小渝我没约到头钟,这次也没有,都是第二个钟,希望头钟客人手下留情,莫让我重蹈覆辙。小静比她闺蜜确实主动不少,这也不静啊,哈哈,但也不是特别熟练,不过好在配合度高,说卸甲就卸甲,腿上皮肤稍微有一点粗糙,上半身还算嫩滑。小静似乎和闺蜜一样不太清楚自己的罩杯,她们报的B,我感觉有C,又大又圆,qq弹弹,要是可以双飞就好了,两对大胸可以同时吃,两个妹妹身高体重罩杯居然都非常类似,还都喜欢戴黑框眼睛,我猜测搞个姐妹双飞项目一定很吃香

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20 Mar 2026, 07:39 UTC423 views0 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @onwow888Video

WOW指南:优质推荐 ⭐️ #欢乐岛 #冰冰 #拱墅 店铺链接 客服 @hamiii999 这是一个被照片所掩盖真实实力的妹妹。照片来源于小韭菜随手拍,生图比自拍好。 冰冰早期模卡P图痕迹太重了,很多客人因为照片的原因错过了她。近期移籍欢乐岛后,随着更多路人的发声,冰冰的热度一直也在攀升。 很多人体验后大概率会去复刷,近期有近着40%的高复刷率! 总结: 冰冰本人比照片好看(见到她本人后,常有客人单钟改双钟)。御姐类型,衣品好,情绪价值高,水滴胸很好玩,体验感超🈵,她的大蟒蛇会柔软缠绕,体验完荷尔蒙爆表🫨 🔤🔤🔤 你的女仆甄选指南|点击转主页

19 Mar 2026, 11:50 UTC≈1,040 viewsread 11 August 2026

#欢乐岛 #冰冰 @hamiii999 颜值9情绪9吻技8敏感8体验9 环境: ok,蓝钻经典场景 身材: 很好,个子也高 爱好: 有小文身,很好看 标签: #颜值 #情绪价值 人照一致,完全一致,非常好看,御姐风,情绪价值非常高,在我心中是第一序列了,真的是暴赞👍🏻。 ps哈密也很好看 总结: 直接问,有排班就冲,不会后悔,不去才后悔

17 Mar 2026, 06:16 UTC≈1,830 viewsread 11 August 2026

【2026年女仆大学招生考试】 ——————————————— 考生姓名:冰冰 考试日期:2026.3 考试地点:#欢乐岛 https://t.me/hld520 考试区域:#蓝钻 监考老师:#LY 是否推荐:#非常推荐 总得分:标大分+服务分+附加分 ——————————————— 第一题:标大篇(51.5分) 颜值:9.0(人照一致,本人超越摩卡) 身材:8.5(皮肤顺滑,身材苗条) 爱好:9(没啥不良嗜好) 吻技:8.0 敏感度:8.0(比较敏感) 情绪价值:9.0(极高) ——————————————— 第二题:服务篇(36分) 店内环境:9(干净,清爽) 客服态度:9(态度诚恳) 配合度:9 服务分数:9(标大+) ——————————————— 第三题:附加篇(20分) 卫生分数:身上有香水味,也无异味10 亮点特色:少女身,御姐心 10 ——————————————— 第四题:评价篇 冰冰的照片真的把她拍成熟拍俗了

13 Mar 2026, 10:30 UTC483 views0 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @whointheworldamiPhoto

#No917 店铺:#欢乐岛 女仆:#小渝 类型:#高中同桌 价格:600/h 出击人:#叉叉龙 出击时间:2026.3 首次服役时间:2026.3 环境: A-,商住楼,哈密闺房,还带着哈密的香气。 人照相似度:人照10 身材:胸C,健身腿。 身高:164 体重:94 皮肤:白度3,弹性4.5,平滑4 态度:S,非常配合 敏感处: 浑身敏感,尤其上半身一碰就痒 抽烟:未知 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:蛇钉 吻技:吻技一般,持久 过程:好好在家过周末,突然欢乐岛客服发了一个女大来兼职的消息,还是长发眼镜妹,太合我口味了,清澈的眼神里满是我少年时代女神的影子。这个得去啊,不去就错过重温春梦的机会了。今天客服给我安排了哈密的闺房,即使垫了一次性床垫还是能闻到残留的哈密香气。这时妹妹开门进来,非常拘谨,声音也压得细细的。我看出来了妹妹的紧张,问妹妹怎么这么紧张,妹妹就和我吐槽起上个客人来了,看来是被弄战损了,突然来了姨妈,妹妹也没带姨妈巾。

11 Mar 2026, 11:13 UTC538 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @npmjzjfp

#牌局复盘 【麻友】:海盗船长 【棋牌室】:#欢乐岛 【麻将搭子】:#呦呦 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/hld253/132521 【台费】:600成本价 【胡牌牌型】: #大班 【牌局特点】:#尺度 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格,对应大班) 环境:8(公寓) 人照:9 身材:8 皮肤:8 态度:9 敏感度:8 抽烟:无 纹身:无 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:8.5 【牌局体验】: 首先为什么成本价出击 是老板答应玖玖送他的成本价外派 然后玖玖送给我了 老板人真不错诚信这一点没的说。直接在店旁边开了个公寓 点了呦呦尾钟双钟外派 见面真人长得跟模卡左上角基本一致 真人看着很温柔 给人邻家小姐姐的感觉 胸B+ 身材完美 小姐姐有自己的主业工作 干化妆的 挺努力的小姐姐 白天上班晚上兼职 都没自己的时间了 小姐姐也说她累了今天上完我的钟就退役了 老板挽留也没留下来 先休息一段时间

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9 Mar 2026, 07:17 UTC484 views3 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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【2026年女仆大学招生考试】 ——————————————— 考生姓名:#小静 考试日期:2026.3 考试地点:#欢乐岛 https://t.me/hld253 考试区域:#拱墅 监考老师:#36 推荐学校:#二本 总得分:标大分+服务分+附加分 ——————————————— 第一题:标大篇(60分) 颜值:7分(小圆脸,一点点肉,捏起来舒服) 身材:7分(练过体育,皮肤紧致有弹性,花粉过敏导致腿有点糙) 爱好:10分(应该是没有) 吻技:8分(小蟒蛇,包裹感强) 敏感度:10分(上半身石头,下半身高敏) 情绪价值:9分(纯主观,和我同频聊的挺好的) ——————————————— 第二题:服务篇(40分) 店内环境:8分(房间整洁,东西齐全) 客服态度:10分(小帅客服想日) 配合度:10分(高配合度) 服务分数:8分(分数代表一切) ——————————————— 第三题:附加篇(20分) 卫生分数:10分 亮点特色:

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9 Mar 2026, 07:15 UTC450 viewsread 11 August 2026

【2026年女仆大学招生考试】 ——————————————— 考生姓名:#小渝(新) 考试日期:2026.03.07 考试地点:#欢乐岛 https://t.me/hld253 考试区域:【#西湖】 监考老师:#听泉子 推荐学校:#一本 总得分:标大分51+服务分35.5+附加分16 ——————————————— 第一题:标大篇(60分) 颜值:8分(全妆T2前) 身材:8分(🐻b奶头粉嫩,屁股手感很好) 爱好:9分(无烟味无纹身有舌钉) 吻技:9分(能亲很久,大蟒蛇) 敏感度:9分(敏感活虾) 情绪价值:9分(素人感) ——————————————— 第二题:服务篇(40分) 店内环境:9分(大床 投影 loft) 客服态度:9分(很好) 配合度:9分(乖巧配合不油) 服务分数:7分(不多描述,分数即一切) ——————————————— 第三题:附加篇(20分) 卫生分数:【房间还行、口腔无,香香的、泉水未知等】(8分)

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