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Channel
@hemisphaeriumcerebri
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
37subscribers
+4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002938712790 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hemisphaeriumcerebri |
| Created | Between 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hemisphaeriumcerebri |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 18:45 | 37 | +4 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 01:31 | 33 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:15 | 33 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 16 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 15 of 16 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 August 2026 |
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| Posts held | 20 (16 July 2026 – 9 August 2026) |
| Views total | 724 |
| Reactions total | 71 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 11 Aug 2026, 01:31 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
85 reactions across 17 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 22 | 25.9% | |
| ❤🔥 | 15 | 17.6% | |
| 🔥 | 14 | 16.5% | |
| 🤣 | 10 | 11.8% | |
| 👍 | 8 | 9.41% | |
| ❤ | 6 | 7.06% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 3.53% | |
| 😭 | 3 | 3.53% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 2.35% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 1.18% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 1.18% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 85reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 16 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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#Идеальныйюморсуществует
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Штраф тут пришёл. Лучшего названия для совхоза и придумать сложно
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Ещё сегодня узнал, что в Москве стало модно называть детей героями мифов Древней Греции. 81 Афина у нас теперь есть. Два Одиссея. Среди имён встречаются также Геракл (убил жену и детей), Аид (повелитель царства мёртвых), Прометей (проблемы с печенью) и Дионис (проблемы с печенью). Сразу видно, кто самая читающая нация. Однако, считаю недостаточно раскрыта тема. Пока нет ни Сизифа, ни Тантала. Сестёр-близняшек, счита…
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Сегодня с радостью узнал, что у Главы Комиссии по вопросам майнинговой деятельности и технологии блокчейн - фамилия Безделов. Это многое объясняет. Всё как у Чехова.
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И вот выходишь ты такой из кабриолета Jaguar 1957 года. На ногах подкрадули Berluti, на плечи небрежно накинут пиджак Pal Zileri, в руке айфон из 24-каратного золота от Стюарта Хьюза. - Сотый до полного, - небрежно бросаешь кассирше на заправке - Четвёртая колонка? А у нас сегодня акция - при покупке кофе - пирожок с капустой за 16 рублей. И всё. Дальше как в тумане. Забыты годы в Принстоне, личные консультации с У…
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Кстати, важный вопрос: а что сейчас происходит с партией, которую Шаман подарил Мизулиной? Будет ли она баллотироваться в ГосДуму или она уже наигралась, а её членов распродала в бордели и на органы?
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Те кто меня знает, в курсе что я постоянно слушаю подкасты и лекции из самые разных областей. Решил в этом посте собрать любимых учёных. Сейчас многие ведут подкасты или выкладывают лекции, но это список тех, кого я с удовольствием буду слушать вне зависимости от темы. Эти люди хороши тем, что могут рассказать о самых сложных вещах очень простым языком, так что пойму даже я. Можете смело гуглить на любой из платформ …
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- где тусовались сторонники Лжедмитрия? - на Узурпатриках
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#Идеальныйюморсуществует
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А теперь о действительно важном: Шаман сжёг свои кожаные штаны в русскай печи и сказал, что больше не будет их использовать в своём образе. Два вопроса: у него что, был образ? И что будет на этот раз? Шаровары из крапивы или чулки? Я его боготворю, фрик из Палаты мер и весов просто.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @hemisphaeriumcerebri. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Тяжелая доля правого полушария” (@hemisphaeriumcerebri), 37 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hemisphaeriumcerebri.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.