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Крокодил Кущевской Юриспруденции 🐊

@hedourist

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

1,708subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002132579890
TypeChannel
Username@hedourist
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/hedourist

Growth

1,7061,7081,7076 August 2026 — 1,707 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,707 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,706 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,708 subscribers6 August 202612 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 6 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,706–1,708 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 18:031,708+2
9 Aug 2026, 18:241,706-1
6 Aug 2026, 14:111,707no change
6 Aug 2026, 12:481,707first reading

Engagement

26 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
10.1%
avg views ÷ 1,708 subscribers
Avg views / post
173
26 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.27%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
26
of 26 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 15 of 26 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held26 (5 August 20267 August 2026)
Views total4,489
Reactions total32
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 17:42 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 16s
Average length
25s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

32 reactions across 15 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💯1031.3%
721.9%
👏618.8%
👍412.5%
😢412.5%
🔥13.13%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 26 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 32reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 26 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 05:27 UTC172 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @DVPasler

Уважаемые уральцы! Сегодня враг в очередной раз атаковал регион с воздуха. Силами министерства обороны РФ, средствами авиации и ПВО, мобильными огневыми группами уничтожены восемь беспилотников. Три БПЛА упали на кровлю логистического центра. Люди эвакуированы, пострадавших нет. Пожарные расчеты ликвидируют возгорание логистического центра, на месте работают экстренные службы. Напоминаю о запрете на публикацию фот

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7 Aug 2026, 05:13 UTC174 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @tsargradtv

Склад Wildberries горит. На этот раз в Екатеринбурге Стратегия ВСУ ясна с необычайной чёткостью: они явно решили спалить все логистические центры маркетплейса без исключения. Сегодня после атаки дронов горит склад в Екатеринбурге. Об этом официально сообщили в компании. 800 сотрудников экстренно эвакуировали. По информации полпреда президента в Уральском округе Артёма Жоги, никто не пострадал. На минуточку, расстоя

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7 Aug 2026, 05:11 UTC168 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @SergeyKolyasnikov

Вопрос из комментариев: Ещё интересно почему склад WB невозможно потушить, пока дымок еле идёт? Хороший вопрос. Мне тоже любопытно, систему пожаротушения на этих складах вообще проверяли? А она есть вообще? Они же от одного попадания выгорают до основания. Полыхает - будто в склад с боеприпасами попали. Из чего они сделаны вообще?

💯3

7 Aug 2026, 05:07 UTC168 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @SergeyKolyasnikovPhoto

Сергей, привет. В Екб дроны атаковали склад WB на Перспективной. В Солнечном мкрн. Своими глазами видел как они летели со стороны города. Как минимум 3 попадания. 2 сбития. Шел выкидывать мусор. В чатах пишут - дроны пролетали в 50м от жилых домов района. Высота полета по моей оценке была метров 60 максимум. Слышал, как кружили. Склад загорелся. Да, склад горит, в сети полно видео. На пятый год войны обломки медленн

💯5

7 Aug 2026, 04:57 UTC72 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @banki_oil

Дроны ударили по складу Wildberries в Екатеринбурге, начался пожар, сообщили в пресс-службе компании. Работают спасатели, информации о пострадавших нет. @banki_oil

7 Aug 2026, 04:52 UTC98 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @banki_oil

Дроны ударили по складу Wildberries в Екатеринбурге, начался пожар, сообщили в пресс-службе компании. Работают спасатели, информации о пострадавших нет. @banki_oil

😢1

7 Aug 2026, 04:26 UTC178 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @tsargradtvPhoto

Московские аэропорты парализовала… ночная гроза У природы нет плохой погоды? Возможно. Но десятки рейсов этой ночью задержали во Внуково не из-за опасности беспилотников, а из-за капризов природы. Прилетевших тоже не принимали, но временно. А вот рейс в Калининград вовсе отменили. Впрочем, синоптики советуют не расслабляться. Пятница обещает москвичам и жителям Подмосковья продолжить водное шоу: регион накроет ливн

7 Aug 2026, 04:23 UTC174 viewsread 7 August 2026
Photo

День маяка. Дата посвящена маякам как символам надежды, навигации и спасения жизней. Праздник напоминает о роли этих сооружений в истории мореплавания.

7 Aug 2026, 04:16 UTC169 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @olegtsarovPhoto

Крошечный добрый поступок лучше, чем самые торжественные обещания сделать невозможное. Томас Маколей Доброе утро и прекрасной пятницы.

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6 Aug 2026, 17:59 UTC203 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @bloodysxVideo

«Отдельные вагоны для семей с детьми — как с животными». Две молоденькие девушки возмутились детским крикам в поезде дальнего следования, записали с ними видео и обратились к РЖД с просьбой сделать отдельные вагоны для семей. У меня встречное предложение. Если вам невыносимо терпеть, что в плацкарте дети кричат, деды храпят, а пенсионерки выкладывают на стол курицу и яйца, покупайте себе СВ на 30 тысяч дороже и сп

😢1

6 Aug 2026, 17:04 UTC210 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @SergeyKolyasnikovVideo

В июле 2026 года две семьи мигрантов из Таджикистана, чьи дети потушили Вечный огонь на мемориале Победы в Улан-Удэ, было решено лишить гражданства РФ выдворить из России. Жили они здесь на широкую ногу. Более 20 нарушений ПДД в год на человека. Уклонение от воинского учёта. Задолженности перед бюджетом. И обильные социальные выплаты - одна из семей ежемесячно (!) получала около 100 тысяч рублей пособий на детей. О

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6 Aug 2026, 15:07 UTC211 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @proc_23Photo

По поручению Генерального прокурора Российской Федерации Александра Гуцана его заместитель Сергей Бажутов представил коллективу нового прокурора Краснодарского края Виктор Винецкий назначен на должность Указом Президента Российской Федерации 27 июля 2026 года. В мероприятии приняли участие Губернатор Краснодарского края Вениамин Кондратьев, председатель Законодательного Собрания Краснодарского края Юрий Бурлачко, г

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Showing the 12 most recent of 26 posts we hold for @hedourist. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 285,039 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Крокодил Кущевской Юриспруденции 🐊” (@hedourist), 1,708 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hedourist.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.