Channel
@happybirthdaymachine
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
34subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003758884336 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @happybirthdaymachine |
| Description | HEotW - already released!!! |
| Created | 23 March 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/happybirthdaymachine |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 00:02 | 34 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 17:31 | 34 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 23 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
66 reactions across 10 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 19 | 28.8% | |
| 🕊 | 19 | 28.8% | |
| 🍾 | 9 | 13.6% | |
| 🥰 | 8 | 12.1% | |
| ❤ | 5 | 7.58% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 4.55% | |
| 👀 | 1 | 1.52% | |
| 💘 | 1 | 1.52% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 1.52% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 66reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 23 March 2026 to 25 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Стая московских обезьян на Фрязинской сцене!!! ТЮМБА-ЮМБА (скоро вы за них зашарите!!!) Группа отвязных хиппарей прущихся по советской эстетике, короли опен-эйров и костровых джемов выступят 27 июня на большой сцене у ДК "Исток" на День Молодежи🐒 Также в программе наши слонята и мамонтята 🦣 HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE Чуп и Кет Ветошь. Fllore🌙 Летай Танцевальный джем от East-West Dance Studio Dj сеты audiodope b2b daturas…
"Мета-ирония — наше второе имя! " — говорят ребята из проекта HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE и мы им верим. Угораем вместе с безумным дуэтом уже завтра 16 мая 😎😎🌴 https://t.me/happybirthdaymachine #artlagunafest
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HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE — Happy Ending of the World Dear Taya Thanks a lot for you. Sorry we haven't released it earlier but we were really busy with our test session. We're glad you are going to visit Fryazino. We can go whenever you want but I think you'd like to see what's going on here. We've also got some ideas for our future project! And if you fancy helping us, we'll have to find a new coach. We'll b…
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Ну вот и прошло что-то около 2х недель с момента показа нового альбома... как дела?) Не знаем, как вы относитесь к формату а-ля devlog'а, но вот вам что-то из этого разряда: — Всё это время мы очень сильно старались, чтобы после показа альбома вы получили максимально качественный и полный релиз, чтобы как минимум самим не было стыдно, как максимум переслушивать иногда или вообще на репите гонять. Честно, мы очень си…
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HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE pinned «Ну и собственно пора рассказать общо про проект HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE Это наш общий проект, общая цель которого — оставить незабываемые ощущения в день рождения близкого нам человека. Для этого мы используем разные меры, стили, инструменты, в общем добиваемся…»
Ну и собственно пора рассказать общо про проект HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE Это наш общий проект, общая цель которого — оставить незабываемые ощущения в день рождения близкого нам человека. Для этого мы используем разные меры, стили, инструменты, в общем добиваемся того, чтобы понравилось в первую очередь имениннику ❤️ Безусловно, не каждый слушатель поймёт все локальные рофлы, но энивэй это заходит и далёким от них людям)…
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Под этим постом обязательно скидывайте все материалы, которые вы успели заснять, будет очень интересно всё посмотреть 🙏
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Спасибо вам, друзья, за поддержку и хорошие комментарии, мы это сделали!!! Презентация альбома прошла просто отлично, было очень вайбово и невероятно эмоционально 🥲 Stay tuned ❤️
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Друзья, не забывайте, что в студии нельзя ходить в уличной обуви и с собой нужно брать либо сменную обувь, либо тааапочки! будет организован гардероб и обувная
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Тут можете предлагать свои любимые песни из творчества HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE
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HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE: 🟠🟠🟠 ХОРОШИЕ НОВОСТИ 🟠🟠🟠 28 марта ждём вас всех во Фрязино в бизнес-центре СОЮЗ на показ нового альбома! Мероприятие обещает быть душевным и чувственным, обеспечим вас вайбовой атмосферой и крутыми музыкальными вставками 🟠 АДРЕС: Московская обл., г. Фрязино, ул. Пионерская, д. 4к1, -1 этаж НАЧАЛО: 17:30 ПРОГРАММА: АРТ-ГАЛЕРЕЯ MR.VOID and LOW QUALITY ПРЕЗЕНТАЦИЯ АЛЬБОМА НАЗВАНИЕ КОТОРОГО МЫ Д…
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проверка смайликов 😔🤩😜🤬🐱🐹😨😨😨😅😢👋😶👋😶😀😠🧐😀💀😀😀😐😐🤨😠🤭😠😐😐😊😊😐🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟💀💀💀💀💀
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @happybirthdaymachine. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,190,852 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“HAPPYBIRTHDAYMACHINE” (@happybirthdaymachine), 34 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/happybirthdaymachine.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.