明天开课,哥哥们
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@hanhanlove888
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901subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 2 October 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004487402134 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hanhanlove888 |
| Description | 哥哥们,欢迎回家 |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 31 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 2 October 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hanhanlove888 |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Oct 2026, 19:22 | 901 | no change |
| 2 Oct 2026, 18:47 | 901 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 12 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 16 of 19 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 October 2026 |
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| Posts held | 19 (12 September 2026 – 1 October 2026) |
| Views total | 42,996 |
| Reactions total | 60 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 2 Oct 2026, 19:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 2 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
60 reactions across 15 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 65.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💩 | 39 | 65.0% | |
| ❤ | 17 | 28.3% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 5.00% | |
| 🤣 | 1 | 1.67% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 60 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 12 September 2026 to 1 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
明天开课,哥哥们
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疼死个球了,姨妈提前来了,真的没招了!哥哥们,红休结束会发频道通知!最近就休息了。
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哥哥们,今天出来找好房子了,开课位置换了,在小区里哦
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应哥哥要求买了一个,扎的有点生疼。🥲
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苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-09-21 老师:#涵涵 留名:Robert2 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9 配合态度:9 舒适度:9 整场综合评分:9 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:跟老师约好时间,按照遥控进入教室。 老师个子真TMD高啊,抱着老师感觉我自己是小巧玲珑的,很奇怪的感觉。 交了水费,一起洗澡,老师帮忙洗,我则趁机摸老师。洗完上床,舌吻,吃奶,然后69,可是我他妈根本够不到啊,老师吃鸡吧吃了很长时间,我根本够不到小穴,只能干看。 随后戴套,啪啪,各种姿势都很配合 【优点】:个子好高 【建议/缺点】:个子太高 【个人评价总结】:推荐,毕竟185的高个难得遇到 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头 ✳️Powered by @SuZhoulang
【苏州硬了么工兵专用报告模板】 【基础信息】: 老师昵称:#涵涵 出鸡时间:9/21 出鸡地址: 姑苏(防止老师住址暴露,写区就行) 出鸡学生:XMAN 服务类别:98 【整体形象】: 年龄:20(目测就行) 颜值:8.8(与照片视频相似度,10分制) 人照:8.8(和招募/竞拍照片几分相似?) 体态:微肉(纤细 / 匀称 / 微肉(如轻微小肚)/ 曲线饱满 / 微胖 / 偏胖 / 肥胖) 是否有纹身:无(无 / 有,位置可备注) 肤色类型:浅黄皮(冷白皮/浅黄皮/小麦色/黑/黝黑) 皮肤整体状态:光滑(细腻/光滑/一般/粗糙等) 【服务质量】: 口渴关怀:有矿泉水 氛围控制:两者皆可(躺着爽/自己动手/两者皆可) 配合程度:听话 安全程度:公寓 服务内容:课表 服务水平:嫩妹刚下海 服务态度:态度很好 课室环境:整洁,保安刷卡 【服务详情】: 竞拍了老师的工兵券,立即跟老师约好时间。准时前往,进到教室,才能感觉到185…
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苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-09-20 老师:#涵涵 留名:RobertMayo ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9 配合态度:9.3 舒适度:9 整场综合评分:9.05 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:看到老师身高185,从来没有约过这么高的妹子,于是跟老师聊了起来,约了第二天出击。第二天准时出发,老师在园区,按照遥控进入教室。 老师站在我面前,我要仰视老师。老师是山东大妞,会聊天。主动缴费,洗澡,上床。然后到了床上,跟老师舌吻,吃奶,69感觉有点对不上,所以让老师躺好我来舔,老师下面很嫩,很水润。 戴套啪啪,传教,后入,女上都试了一下,老师全程很配合,反馈真实,爽了会抖。跟身高185的妹子啪啪,真的是不一样的体验哦。 【优点】:身高是真高啊,比我都高,不一样的体验 【建议/缺点】:无 【个人评价总结…
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【时间】:2026-09-18 【老师】:涵涵 【留名】:心碎版123上岸版本 【人照】:8.5 【态度】:9 【环境】:9 【综合】:8.83 【过程】:正当苦苦寻觅良人时,突然185这三个数字闯进我的视野。“这次或许真的可以,真的可以骑大马了”。打开资料,没想到还是一位可可爱爱的妹妹,欣然约课。约好时间后欣然前往,一进门。“蛙趣,你是真的高”,一想到之后就要开大车,鸡儿立马就支愣了起来。闲聊几句后,开始洗浴,站着略微低头就能吃到老师的莱莱,莱莱有B,咪咪头也很不错,很好吃。之后到床上开始服务,口活起手,非常不错,嘴巴软软的,搞得我想直接发射,憋不住了,提出先来一发。哇,真的紧,真的有种缓慢进入的感觉,非常舒服,叫声也非常好听,软软糯糯,让人忍不住想多用点力!123 123第一发就此结束。之后俩人做沙发上事后烟闲聊,老师提前准备了我想要的丝袜。时间差不多了,我提出开始第二发,再次冲洗之后,穿上丝袜,妹妹个太高了,丝袜还穿上去,…
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今天脑瓜仁疼,站都站不住了。約好的哥哥实在抱歉,今天身体欠佳。
谢谢哥哥们的好评嘻嘻(*/∇\*),最近太忙一直也没更新😋
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【苏州硬了么工兵专用报告模板】 【基础信息】: 老师昵称:#涵涵 出鸡时间:9.14 出鸡地址: 丰隆 出鸡学生:powpow 服务类别: 98 【整体形象】: 年龄:19 颜值:8.8 人照:8.8 体态:微肉 是否有纹身:无 肤色类型:浅黄皮(冷白皮/浅黄皮/小麦色/黑/黝黑) 皮肤整体状态:正常(细腻/光滑/一般/粗糙等) 【服务质量】: 口渴关怀:没(有小饮料/没有) 氛围控制:都可(躺着爽/自己动手/两者皆可) 配合程度:听话(随意/听话/不耐烦) 安全程度:公寓(正常小区/酒店/民宿/公寓/商业楼) 服务内容:与课表无差(与课表相比有无增漏或者老师有什么没写上去的) 服务水平:还行(是嫩妹刚下海,还是会所老师级,酌情定义) 服务态度:态度好(服务是否细致耐心,有无敷衍机车行为) 课室环境:丰隆保安刷卡(简述教室环境卫生情况,如果有需要刷卡/门禁请写明) 【服务详情】: 偶然秒到涵涵老师的工兵券,立马约课,竟然…
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苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-09-15 老师:#涵涵 留名:奶白 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:8.2 身材比例:9 气质魅力:8.3 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:8 配合态度:8.6 舒适度:8.6 整场综合评分:8.45 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:看到老师185身高慕名前往,约好时间到达房间,老师确实很高脸也很小,寒暄几句就交了水费开始一起洗澡,然后老师会帮忙擦干,然后躺着开始舌吻和舔胸,接着就是正常三件套服务,妹妹下面还挺敏感的,大长腿确实不是盖的,插进去的紧度也是不一般,没几下我就缴械投降了,然后去洗澡,在沙发上聊聊天摸摸腿就撤退了 【优点】:大长腿 健谈 【建议/缺点】:房间定期整理一下,不然太乱了 【个人评价总结】:推荐 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头 ✳️Powered by @SuZhoulang
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @hanhanlove888. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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