Channel
@hallucinating_cave
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
138subscribers
+5 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002217367609 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hallucinating_cave |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hallucinating_cave |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 35% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Oct 2026, 12:20 | 138 | -1 |
| 30 Sept 2026, 15:20 | 139 | +2 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 12:01 | 137 | +1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 23:18 | 136 | +4 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 16:04 | 132 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 00:30 | 133 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:04 | 133 | first reading |
6 posts held, back to 12 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 6 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
38 reactions across 6 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 17 | 44.7% | |
| 🔥 | 13 | 34.2% | |
| 💔 | 3 | 7.89% | |
| 🥰 | 2 | 5.26% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 2.63% | |
| 🤗 | 1 | 2.63% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 6 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 38 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 6 most recent posts we hold, published 12 June 2026 to 1 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Сосновые ряды Опять ко снам. В этот раз будет очень уютно и лампово, никакого кислотного сюра. Приснилось, что гуляю по нежно любимому Ижевску, в котором не был уже 4,5 года. В Ижевске довольно много частного сектора, но сон тут внёс свои коррективы: дома находились прямо внутри соснового леса, автомобильных дорог не было, при этом лес был разделён на квадраты уютными протоптанными пешеходными тропинками. А в сердце…
❤10🥰2
Когда надо сгенерить аву для чата. Плечом к плечу! Ну или жопа к жопе, как кому нравится. a cat and a dog standing ass to ass. Picasso oil painting style #котопёс
🔥5❤1
Strawberry Fields Время у меня, мягко говоря, непростое: мою рабочую ипостась штормит. Однако не IT-айтишечкой единой — угар и галлюцинации по расписанию. Продолжаем старую добрую традицию заглядывать в себя и визуализировать сны. В этот раз — сон из пограничного состояния, когда за окном уже солнце, ты на автопилоте, с маской на глазах, сходил по малой нужде, а до будильника ещё два-три часа. Время важного стратег…
🔥5👎1
Сегодня просто полетаем на гусях. Всем спасибо. beatiful young girl wih brown hair in pink dress flying around summer Warsaw on the big duck. Rainbow happy baloons in the air. 1900s oil postard style #гуси #варшава
❤6
Замыленные приборы Ситуация. Время ближе к полуночи, времена ультразагруженные. Вышел из дома на ночную пробежку, чтобы хоть как-то остудить голову от рабочего гранитного завала. Маршрут — обычный: из дома вверх по Верхней Красносельской, Бабаевская фабрика, невыразимо мощный и пока ещё приятный запах шоколада. Дальше сворачиваем направо, в сторону тоннеля над ТТК, там же подземный переход-перемычка между районами п…
💔3🤗1
Ледовласая дружина Ну, эт самое, вы поняли. С праздником! Boris Yeltsin drinking beer with alien gumanoids surrounded with computer bytes and tokens. Harsh brush style #ледовласый #вождь
🔥3😁1
Showing the 6 most recent of 6 posts we hold for @hallucinating_cave. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Галлюцинируем!” (@hallucinating_cave), 138 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hallucinating_cave.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.