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🔱 Hakuna Matata 🔱

@hakunaa_matataa

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7,851subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001101842464
TypeChannel
Username@hakunaa_matataa
CreatedBetween 1 February 2017 and 31 March 2019— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/hakunaa_matataa

Growth

7,8477,8517,8496 August 2026 — 7,849 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,849 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,850 subscribers9 August 2026 — 7,851 subscribers12 August 2026 — 7,847 subscribers15 August 2026 — 7,851 subscribers6 August 202615 August 2026
6 measurements spanning 10 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,846–7,852 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 19:367,851+4
12 Aug 2026, 11:237,847-4
9 Aug 2026, 02:517,851+1
6 Aug 2026, 09:117,850+1
6 Aug 2026, 03:057,849no change
6 Aug 2026, 01:067,849first reading

Engagement

74 posts held, back to 3 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
18.7%
avg views ÷ 7,851 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,470
74 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.91%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
74
of 74 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held74 (3 August 202612 August 2026)
Views total108,588
Reactions total3,156
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 17:04 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
10s
Average length
10s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

2,696 reactions across 62 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍74227.5%
🤣71026.3%
54920.4%
💔44416.5%
😢1365.04%
😭401.48%
👌361.34%
🫡250.927%
🕊120.445%
❤‍🔥10.037%
🔥10.037%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 74 of the 74 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,156reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 74 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 15:08 UTC330 views11 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @Souslecieldeparis

امروز یه جمله ای خوندم که خیلی حقیقت بود و تکونم داد، نوشته بود: “بعضی وقتا راه حلش فقط یه زنگه، یه جمله‌ی خوب گفتنه، یه قرار یه ساعته‌س، یه ذره پا رو غرور گذاشتنه، ولی آدما ترجیح می‌دن گند بزنن تو هرچی بوده و مفت ببازن طرفو.” گاهی وقتا خوبه برای حفظ آدمی که یه عمر کنارت بوده و دوریش برات سخته بری جلو و سعیتو بکنی. گاهی وقتا خوبه با یه حرکت ساده مانع یه عمر حال بد و دلتنگی کشیدن بشی.

👍74

Signed RiRi 🤍

12 Aug 2026, 11:43 UTC662 views20 reactionsread 12 August 2026

نزار قبانی میگه: در شطرنج ملکه نداریم چون "زن" بازیچه نیست @hakunaa_matataa

20

Signed Saeede ✨

12 Aug 2026, 11:26 UTC722 views15 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

با خاک یکسان شد.💥🔥 @hakunaa_matataa

🤣12💔3

Signed mohamad

12 Aug 2026, 11:25 UTC673 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026

بعضى اتفاقات مثل دریان؛ غرقت می‌کنن و بعد جنازتو به زندگی برمی‌گردونن. @hakunaa_matataa

8

Signed mohamad

12 Aug 2026, 11:23 UTC668 views9 reactionsread 12 August 2026

چه واژه نازیه این “باهم”؛ باهم میریم، باهم بگیریم، باهم درست کنیم، با هم بمیریم اصلا. @hakunaa_matataa

9

Signed Saeede ✨

12 Aug 2026, 10:04 UTC845 views33 reactionsread 12 August 2026

تو یه موقعیت هایی بهم میگن عصبانی که من هنوز عصبانی نشدم. ‌ @hakunaa_matataa

🤣33

Signed 🌙𝓂𝒶𝒽𝓈𝒽𝒶𝒹

12 Aug 2026, 05:56 UTC999 views20 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

خودتو سرزنش نکن عزیزِ من چون زندگی دقیقا مثل آخر این ویدیوعه⚖️…. بالا و پایین داره🫂 @hakunaa_matataa

17👌2😢1

Signed ℳ𝑖𝑛𝑎

11 Aug 2026, 20:23 UTC≈1,170 views24 reactionsread 12 August 2026

‏من هم سعی میکنم جدی نگیرم ولی متاسفانه موهام، معده‌م، سرم و اعصابم خیلی جدی می‌گیرن. @hakunaa_matataa

💔16👍62

Signed Saeede ✨

11 Aug 2026, 14:15 UTC≈1,460 views84 reactionsread 12 August 2026

‏الان باید کل فامیلای ما بیینن ما شورت سوتین میخوایم بخریم ‏زیر تک تک پست‌ها کامنت بذاریم قیمت؟ ‏که قیمت بدن ‏همه ملت هم سلیقمون رو ببینن ‏ریدم تو این مدل بازاریابی و فعالیتشون @hakunaa_matataa

🤣60👍231

Signed RiRi 🤍

11 Aug 2026, 13:15 UTC≈1,390 views70 reactionsread 12 August 2026

اکس دوستم بهش پیام داده که از وقتی کات کردیم من اونقدر تو زندگیم پیشرفت کردم ولی تو هیچ تغییری نکردی. دوستمم برگشته گفته تو اونقدر مهم نبودی که بود و نبودت رو زندگیم تاثیری بذاره واسه همین زندگیم به روال سابق ادامه داره. :))))) @hakunaa_matataa

🤣646

Signed ℳ𝑖𝑛𝑎

11 Aug 2026, 13:08 UTC≈1,380 views20 reactionsread 12 August 2026

اونجایی که با وجود تموم بدی هایی که در حقت کرده نمی تونی دست از دوست داشتنش برداری رو آلبرکامو خیلی قشنگ توصیف کرده: "از تو، چنان رنجی به من رسیده که هرگز انتظارش را از هیچ جنبنده‌ای نداشتم. حتی امروز، فکرت در ذهنم با رنج آمیخته است. اما با تمام این مرارت‌ها، صورتت برای من هنوز خوشبختی‌ست؛ خود زندگی‌ست. هیچ کاری نمی‌توانم بکنم، هیچ کاری نکرده‌ام که از این عشق رها شوم که از درون تهی‌ام کرده پیش از اینکه تا ته قلبم را

12💔8

Signed ℳ𝑖𝑛𝑎

11 Aug 2026, 11:56 UTC≈1,340 views21 reactionsread 12 August 2026

‏از سلامت روانم فقط يه سلام مونده كه اونم به گربه ها ميدم…🙂‍↔️ @hakunaa_matataa

🤣18👍21

Signed 𝐹𝒶𝑒𝓏𝑒𝐻🌱

Showing the 12 most recent of 74 posts we hold for @hakunaa_matataa. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 176,239 of 1,480,688entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

بايكوت
@baycot · 149,237
Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 12 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“🔱 Hakuna Matata 🔱” (@hakunaa_matataa), 7,851 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hakunaa_matataa.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.