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@hajimjdenanbeilvdou
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414subscribers
-7 since we began measuring on 19 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003157490513 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hajimjdenanbeilvdou |
| Created | Between 1 September 2025 and 30 November 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 19 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hajimjdenanbeilvdou |
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 16:36 | 414 | -2 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 23:59 | 416 | -3 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 00:56 | 419 | -1 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 22:56 | 420 | -1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 07:45 | 421 | no change |
| 19 Aug 2026, 07:30 | 421 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 7 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
14 reactions across 10 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 14 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 7 May 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
#囡囡 @nannan520a 8P 175裸高大长腿，颜值顺眼偏下，身上皮黑偏黑（云南那种感觉）。 进门给递水冲拖鞋，闲聊后脱衣陪洗，洗的比较仔细，看得出也是放得开的，洗完帮忙擦背问是否需要穿情趣。到床上后舔胸和口，蛇也随时可以大蟒蛇，口的话会用舌头一直刺激龟头部分，也会问喜欢舔的还是口的。做的时候真的是少有的很愿意配合的ls，自己抱住双腿露出批等日，女上也大幅度动了很久，也会问要不要一字马（我不感兴趣没要）。 总结，8软，输在硬件，tg铁律，硬件好的软件差，软件好的硬件差👀
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#佐佐 @zz6688zzj 8P 21岁外向妹妹，颜值顺眼，不是土嫩妹，照片是本人但是人照差还是有的，真人脸有点婴儿肥的感觉（不太懂，大概比喻），身材偏瘦，奈子B。 进门坐沙发上交水费漱口陪洗，到床上后舔胸，口了一会后就要拿套套，我让妹儿躺下打算先抱着蛇一会，妹儿还是有点急并说了句下面还有人（前面聊天还可以， 到这瞬间下头了），中小蛇且短时间后以口中痛为由想要停止，拉扯了两句说前两天吃东西咬到嘴了（漏出马脚），我不再理会，态度强硬又蛇了一会。蛇毕准备吃奈子又准备要拿套套了，喊停后狠狠刺激敏感点，最后掰开小穴水汪汪的。这下戴套女上，和大都数嫩妹一样的水平，然后躺下侧入，猛猛日到说不行后换传教，传教还挺配合，会自己用手抓起双腿，日的时候用手抹了把批都是水，真的恨塞蛋。趴下又是一顿猛日后感觉水都给我毛毛打湿了，最后起身按着腿冲刺几下结束。 最后又是陪洗然后穿衣走人。 总结，开8的话，硬软件都差点。我的体验中规中矩…
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#芋圆 （原小艺） @yy1873 8P 二刷。19岁嫩妹，颜值比较好看，比较瘦但不是排骨。态度较之前略有提升。 进门后ls就说对我有点印象😶先上厕所漱口，到沙发上牵手手再抱着，看向ls的时候主动轻轻一吻。随后陪洗，到床上后躺下也会主动靠过来，但是不会很近，自己主动点也不抗拒。抱着闲聊一会就开始服务，舔胸+口，时间也很久，就是口的不太深，接下来反向服务也很久。 开始前让ls又口了下，自己戴套戴反了，ls重拿了个给戴上，询问我要怎么来，直接躺下让女上，ls完全坐在身上前后摇了几下没什么感觉，准备喊停了的，ls就开始上下动了，比较舒服但是时间很短。让ls转过去换个女上的姿势，教一下怎么动就很舒服了，女上了很久，到后面每次坐下来的时候我也配合着的顶下跨。感觉ls频率跟不上了才躺下后入，还是自己动有感觉，几下就听到下面的水声随着鸡儿进出在响，而且下面有点收缩感，明显感觉到阴道内壁的摩擦，差点就交代了。拔出来换个姿势顺便…
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#涵依酱 @hanyibby 7P 颜值顺眼，年纪估计20+，小矮矮。 话多，陪洗过程中有水中萧，上床后舔胸和口的时间可以很久，口的比较深但是不能深喉，比大多数嫩妹口的要舒服。女上比较卖力但是时间不久，大多数ls的女上我都无感所以问题不大。 优点：前戏阶段还比较舒服，属于中上梯队。喜好类似dirty talk(我是埋头苦干)。 缺点：不主动蛇且躲蛇。反向服务可以让玩一小会，后面会抗拒。女上一会换我传教，我刚热身就喊痛了，说有点深(亲测过两次长度11-12cm)，尝试几次不行又换到后入，不能用力日，不能深插，包裹性其实很差了。 总结：在做之前除了没蛇，其他方面能给中偏上一点，做之后开7中规中矩(最舒服的传教不行)。但是做的体验不好是ls觉得有点深，或许就像ls结束后说的“我们不适合做”那样，锁子和钥匙不配套吧。
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#啾啾 @jiu520jiu99 9P 颜值顺眼，170裸高，穿鞋175+，身材不胖不瘦，胸C。 进门坐在沙发上交水费漱口，然后单手揽住啾啾，头也靠过来，摸了下奈子很大，随后啾啾让我自己去洗一下，我提出陪洗，啾啾以洗过拒绝，后面又提了几次陪洗或者都各自洗，最后还是只有我自己洗了。到床上后主动找话题聊天，但是只能浅蛇几下就要躲，胸以外的肢体接触略有抗拒。服务一般，可有可无的程度，课表的69也很抗拒，做的话也会不停用腿抵着，今天状态还不错的，但是不能爽日也是草草了事了。 总结，9p贵，聊天的话性格很好，胸大批紧，但是其他没什么值7以上的地方。
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#妍珍 #心碎小猫 @Yz020202 7P 二刷，上次出门就想着回锅了，就趁着频道人还比较少，提前几天约好了周末。 依旧留门，坐在沙发上听到脚步抬头就看到小妍走进来站在门关处，身着可爱小裙子，扎个双马尾，下身大腿白皙。一起坐在沙发上后，这次也是熟了很多，我直接搂住。聊了一会去洗澡，侧面看着小妍身材就知道后入很爽，今天又忘后入了。手小小的，一会洗胸一会搓牛牛，看的人罪恶感满满。洗完擦干后上楼，我在后面一抬头看到白花花的屁股差点就上手拍打了。 到床上先抱着贴贴，再互摸一会，摸的我都流水了。让小妍口了一会开做，小妍扶着慢慢做下来，做了一会感觉幅度有点小就坐起来抱着亲亲然后传教。虽然女上的时候没感觉到水多，但是传教准备进入的时候看到小妍的毛毛上都有点水珠了。传教慢慢做了一会小妍伸出胳膊，我顺势趴下去抱着蛇几下做一会，超薄套套做的时候龟头剐蹭感有点明显，没一会就结束了。抽身的时候看到套套带出来两团乳白色液体，还…
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#妍珍 @Yz020202 7P 问了ls开课时间还以为约课无缘了，晚上就收到消息说第二天可以。请假后收到ls受伤的消息，还以为要寄了，交涉后ls也愿意带伤开课，她真的，我爱了。 我刚到教室没一会ls就来了，进门就看到一个超级可爱的小妹妹，小蛋糕打扮，给我惊艳到忘打招呼，坐在沙发上又细看几眼，有一点点欧美甜妹的感觉，长的好精致，妆也化的很好看。由于ls受伤不便陪洗，我先去洗，回头看到ls扒在门口看我洗，如果是陪洗还不觉得，这样被盯着洗好羞涩👀。换ls洗，出来就看到一片雪白，身材是真的好，瘦瘦的又翘翘的，但是脸总给人一种有点幼的感觉，看的我都不好意思了。 到床上后躺了会ls提出先来一次，我这种身体低敏感人群第一次觉得被舔胸舒服，湿湿软软的小舌头😂，口的也比较舒服，我甚至是愿意一直被口的。差不多后戴套开夺，哥布林第一次用这么薄的套套，戴上用手摸了下还以为没戴，如果不是最近阳痿不敢想体验得有多好，抱着夺了一会感…
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#甜甜 @ChunRibaby 7P 进门ls穿搭如图，颜值顺眼吧，有一点点粉感，上身偏瘦下身正常，话多不冷场，陪洗舔胸口蛇做都比较配合，无69。自述不敏感，但是日起来要抓手做，猛日的时候还是能感觉到ls手都在用力抓或者张开，趴下去日也会像八爪鱼一样抱上来。 属于是不会踩雷的车，喜不喜欢看个人审美了。
#可乐 @kele2268 7p 没有什么雷点，但是颜值差到想转身（土嫩妹、素颜、眼睫毛戴的有点夸张），还是听了hxd说的“不看颜值，日感超级好”，日完后只想说hxd吃的有点差，敏感车吃少了。
#熙熙 6P： @yn6877 补充报告
#小艺 @xiaoyi5466 8P 颜值比频道要好看些，无蛇。 进门后ls躲在门后，看到真人眼前一亮，颜值可以，穿着简易情趣JK，交完水费、漱口，上厕所回来我坐沙发上，ls在床上看手机然后说洗一下，一开始只是穿着衣服帮洗，提出让ls也脱掉洗一下ls也会照做，陪洗过程中想蛇被拒🥰，ls说可以不伸舌头kiss，但是也kiss不了几下。到床上后抱在怀里摸了一会，ls起身舔胸，准备口的时候把ls啦在身上瓷实的抱了会😂然后反向服务，反馈正常且下面变得湿湿的，结束后再让ls口，口的比较轻，深度适中，也比较舒服，自述深喉会呕，问题不大。 实在是颜值比较符合我的审美，这里唧唧涨涨的，就自己拿上套套戴上，让ls坐上来，女上动作比较轻，但也是真的舒服，但是没动很久ls就累了，直接坐在身上小幅度动（舒适度大幅下降），只能换我传教，按腿深插ls会痛，后面就趴下抱着猛猛日了很久才出货。ls非敏感体质，高潮的时候虽然看不到，但…
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#馨儿 @AK66688866 6P 脸上浓妆，穿着制服做的，束腰女仆装，如果脱了应该是大肚子。 进到教室ls穿一身女仆装，跪着递水拿鞋子，帮洗后帮忙擦全身，按指引躺在床上，ls上来就掏出一对D奈压在脸上，然后开始舔胸、简单胸推、口。结束后让ls躺下，ls主动给手和鸡儿上带上套套，手进去就是湿湿的，没玩两下就高潮了，后面玩的差不多了直接传教开日，日的一直抖还在尽力配合姿势。日一会ls主动提出到窗边，拉开窗帘跪在椅子上后入，拉住瓷实的腰不给跑，也是一直在抖。突然想到站桩后入，然后一直日到ls站不住了回到床边上冲刺结束，从指奸开始，ls全程都在抖个不停，水也很多，日了很久都无阻碍。总的来说，虽然是坦克身材、无蛇，但是日感和态度都很好，没什么踩雷或者日完觉得亏麻了的感觉。
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