15 Jan 2024, 14:13 UTC136 viewsread 13 August 2026
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西瓜和草莓谈恋爱了，可是草莓觉得西瓜好花心呀，他有南瓜，冬瓜，白瓜很多好朋友，草莓觉得自己好可怜。她对西瓜说：“我们不要在一起好啦，你太花心了。”西瓜觉得自己好委屈呀，他在草莓面前一刀把自己切成两半，“你看嘛，你看嘛，人家一点都不花心，我心里全是你啦。”
Channel
午夜小故事
@gushiwu1314
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002094072860 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @gushiwu1314 |
| Description | 午夜小故事，讲给那个ta听 导航 @Hren1314 |
| Created | 8 January 2024 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| On Telegram | t.me/gushiwu1314 |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 18:46 | 2 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 23:43 | 2 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 17:46 | 3 | first reading |
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 8 January 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 January 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 12
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
15 Jan 2024, 14:08 UTC128 viewsread 13 August 2026
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从前有两个鸡蛋，一个叫小吉一个叫小丹，小吉对小丹说:我们是易碎物品要放在碗里，有一天小丹实在是太困了，就从桌上滚了下去，然后她对小吉说:碗安我要碎了
15 Jan 2024, 14:07 UTC82 viewsread 13 August 2026
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从前有一农户，妻子叫艾倪，不久诞生了两娃，大宝叫义身，小宝叫义世，一天妻子领着大宝小宝出去玩儿，丈夫在家等着急，于是出门寻找，一边寻找一边喊:艾倪义身义世
13 Jan 2024, 13:06 UTC75 viewsread 13 August 2026
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有一天，窝窝头喜欢上了牛奶，想和牛奶配在一起，他就一直对牛奶说，配配窝，配配窝你听见了吗，陪陪我
13 Jan 2024, 13:06 UTC67 viewsread 13 August 2026
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有一天，小熊和小兔子比身高，小兔子比小熊低，小兔说，我矮你，我矮你，你听到了吗，我爱你
13 Jan 2024, 13:06 UTC56 viewsread 13 August 2026
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我去买肉夹馍让老板多放点辣椒刚吃一口就掉到地上沾了泥我哭了原来这就叫辣馍喜欢泥
11 Jan 2024, 13:32 UTC47 viewsread 13 August 2026
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被窝收集了很多香皂，床单问它，你为什么喜欢香皂，被窝说，窝香（想）你了？
11 Jan 2024, 13:32 UTC44 viewsread 13 August 2026
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小猪喜欢在泥地里打滚，主人把它带到屋里洗干净，可是小猪说:我想和泥呆在一起，听清楚了吗，我想和你永远呆一起
11 Jan 2024, 13:31 UTC35 viewsread 13 August 2026
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从前有一只小鸭子，走着走着掉泥坑里了，然后它爸爸把它拉了起来，它就挨着它爸爸走，它爸爸就说：“去挨你妈走，挨你妈”。
10 Jan 2024, 13:29 UTC31 viewsread 13 August 2026
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从前有个魔仙堡，在卖各种瓜，有人偷了一个瓜，诶看起来不像冬瓜，也不像哈密瓜，也不像西瓜，仔细一看，诶，原来是你这个小傻瓜，那就晚安啦，小傻瓜。
10 Jan 2024, 13:28 UTC28 viewsread 13 August 2026
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泥巴和锅巴是好朋友，有一天泥巴去找锅巴玩，锅巴问：“你是谁啊？”泥巴说：“我是泥巴，我是泥巴”
10 Jan 2024, 13:27 UTC24 viewsread 13 August 2026
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我去买生蚝 回家的路上 生蚝全都跳下袋子 钻到了泥土里 我才知道蚝喜欢泥
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @gushiwu1314. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“午夜小故事” (@gushiwu1314), 2 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gushiwu1314.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.