Channel
@gpUMeO
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
215subscribers
+199 since we began measuring on 12 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003976459171 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @gpUMeO |
| Created | 12 September 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 13 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 5 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/gpUMeO |
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Nov 2026, 14:56 | 215 | -2 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 14:06 | 217 | +14 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 08:35 | 203 | +1 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 14:47 | 202 | +7 |
| 7 Oct 2026, 16:16 | 195 | +15 |
| 26 Sept 2026, 20:56 | 180 | +115 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 20:17 | 65 | +49 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 16:23 | 16 | no change |
| 12 Sept 2026, 18:17 | 16 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 12 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
🎖精英车评🎖 【时间】：2026-09-13 【老师】：月亮 【留名】：🔔哆啦B梦🔔 【人照】：9 【颜值】：9 【身材】：8 【服务】：8 【态度】：9 【环境】：9 【综合】：8.67 【过程】：🐱颜值：人照9分，基本和照片没差，很标准清秀的陕西妹子。 🐱身材：160/90的样子，黄偏黑皮肤，B左右，乳头呈白色。 🐱态度：老师态度很好，待人亲和，举止端庄。刚开始开课，略显生疏，在我的指引下成功聊起天来。老师说自己熟悉后很话痨。 🐱服务：陪洗+口+做（貌似没有69） 🐱过程：教室在大明宫附近，一个民俗内。 闲来无事翻教务榜，发现一个叫月亮的妹子，长相可人，是我的菜。于是和老师沟通后知道是才开的妹子，于是抱着冒险者精神于是决定前去探探路。 一开始沟通不太顺利，老师开课很佛系，居然给我说头课晚上八点😂。在我的撺掇下改到了下午五点。提前到的稍微等了一会就上去了。开门没想到老师长相十分清纯可爱，明明是少女却有股人妻的感觉，…
【时间】：2026-09-13 【老师】：月亮 【留名】：MaryKrumholz 【人照】：10 【颜值】：9 【身材】：8 【服务】：8 【态度】：10 【环境】：9 【综合】：9 【过程】：进来对了个眼，然后就一块洗漱，人先洗澡在床上等着，刚躺下，就给口上了，然后找感觉，第一次发比较快😂🌚，中间休息了一会，第二次，各种姿势都试了一遍，妹妹下面湿完了，作战比较激烈，持续了一会，结束二战。
【时间】：2026-09-13 【老师】：月亮 【留名】：男士SPA专项 【人照】：9 【颜值】：8 【身材】：8 【服务】：8 【态度】：9 【环境】：9 【综合】：8.5 【过程】：⭐人照:9分以上，可参考视频，本人比照片好看，跟视频接近，真人脸比视频小。 ⭐颜值:9分以上，本身长得可以，化妆技术也不错。跟视频比脸更小点，但是也很不错。 ⭐酮体:是我喜欢的类型，个人偏好瘦的给到9分，正常应该8分偏上。168，86斤，很瘦，胸b，皮肤光滑，正常黄皮。 ⭐态度:超过嫩妹8分及格线，整体还是可以的。 ⭐过程:遥控妹妹来酒店，按时到达。妹妹稍微有点害羞，没有陪洗，前后脚洗澡刷牙，在床上后，我先反向服务了一波，舌吻亲胸挑逗，妹妹下面水很多，反应也很真实。然后换妹妹服务，遂亲了下胸，力度较小没啥感觉于是申请正戏。传教起手，床感很不错，下面紧且湿。接着换女上，妹妹体力一般，坚持了下换成我主动，于是又换成传教，出货。整体床感真的不错。 ⭐总…
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🎰 月亮老师200优惠券 📮 参与条件： 🪪 必须设置用户名 🎫 加入-月亮和玉兔 🎫 加入-西安教务榜 🎫 加入-西安报告榜 🎫 加入-西安探花阁（修车交流） └ 🎟️ 发言数大于 20 条 🎁 奖品内容： 💰️ 100优惠券 × 3 💰️ 18.8现金红包 × 1 💰️ 200优惠券 × 2 ⚠️ 抽奖说明： 中奖请在24小时内联系老师进行兑换 使用期限：五天内有效 （可以跟老师协商具体时间跟期限） 所有解释权归西安探花阁所有 兑奖前请提前截图发给老师进行兑换 兑奖联系：@yueliangabl 🔋 人品加成：⚡️× 5 规则 📅 开奖日期：(北京时间) 2026年09月16日 13时00分00秒
这会可约，
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https://t.me/HXpWak
之前的号炸了，这是新的群。哥哥们加一下
Channel created
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @gpUMeO. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“月亮和玉兔” (@gpUMeO), 215 subscribers as measured 5 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gpUMeO.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.