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Goyslop Exposed

@goyslop_exposed

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390subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001983886427
TypeChannel
Username@goyslop_exposed
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live1 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 1 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/goyslop_exposed

Growth

387390388.57 August 2026 — 389 subscribers8 August 2026 — 389 subscribers16 August 2026 — 387 subscribers24 August 2026 — 389 subscribers1 September 2026 — 390 subscribers7 August 20261 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 25 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 387–390 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
1 Sept 2026, 00:34390+1
24 Aug 2026, 18:07389+2
16 Aug 2026, 16:58387-2
8 Aug 2026, 06:02389no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:28389first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 23 May 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 March 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
10m 15s
Average length
1m 02s

Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

294 reactions across 18 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 57.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤬16957.5%
12542.5%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 294 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 23 May 2024 to 10 March 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Mar 2025, 14:03 UTCviews —

The owner of this channel has been inactive for the last 1 month. If they remain inactive for the next 9 days, they may lose their account and admin rights in this channel. The contents of the channel will remain accessible for all users.

20 Jan 2025, 13:41 UTC≈2,100 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

If you're drinking Walmart water, you're vaccinated. @goyslop_exposed

🤬151

19 Dec 2024, 16:25 UTC≈2,680 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

🐔 Chick-fil-A warning… ⚠️ For anyone is your family who is still eating at a fast poison restaurant. @goyslop_exposed

🤬6

15 Nov 2024, 18:27 UTC≈1,550 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

🐟 Farmed salmon are sedated and vaccinated before being put into pens filled with pesticides and antibiotics. They spend their lives swimming in overcrowded dirty conditions .....🤢🤮 @goyslop_exposed

🤬24

13 Nov 2024, 06:58 UTC≈3,540 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

The Incredible Miracles of a 72 Hour Fast Ever wondered what happens when you give your digestive system a break? Let's break down the transformative timeline of an extended fast: 1. 6 Hours: Sugar Drop! Insulin levels start to stabilise, and your body begins burning stored sugar for energy. 2. 12 Hours: Fat Burn Begins! Your body enters a metabolic state called ketosis, shifting from carbs to burning fat. 3. 17

16

6 Nov 2024, 00:52 UTC≈1,050 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

How about "Don't work at McDonald's, get a real job instead" @goyslop_exposed

15

29 Oct 2024, 09:21 UTC≈2,840 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Do yourself a favor and never go near the Goynited Slopstates. And if you're an Amerimutt, it's over for you. @goyslop_exposed

9

9 Jul 2024, 15:12 UTC≈3,330 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Airline "food" for anyone traveling this season. Better pack a sandwich instead. @goyslop_exposed

22🤬2

3 Jul 2024, 13:46 UTC≈2,410 views41 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

If you're still waiting around for the system✡️ that made you sick to come and save you, you're going to be in for a nasty surprise 🐵

🤬347

23 Jun 2024, 23:52 UTC≈11,600 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Stay Sober, Stay Safe! 🚱 As if alcohol itself wasn't already bad enough for you, we have GLYPHOSATES to take into account now, which are directly linked to cancer 🧬

15

10 Jun 2024, 23:52 UTC≈1,620 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026

A smaller soda company has finally gotten called out, now let's see if the big players get it next...

9

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @goyslop_exposed. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Goyslop Exposed” (@goyslop_exposed), 390 subscribers as measured 1 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/goyslop_exposed.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.