Channel
@gordonshome
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193subscribers
+10 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003168536388 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @gordonshome |
| Created | Between 1 September 2025 and 31 December 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 1 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 1 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/gordonshome |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Sept 2026, 02:08 | 193 | +1 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 05:14 | 192 | -2 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 02:57 | 194 | +10 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:04 | 184 | +1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 06:45 | 183 | first reading |
15 posts held, back to 24 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 15 (24 July 2026 – 6 August 2026) |
| Views total | 160 |
| Reactions total | 24 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
170 reactions across 15 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 81.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 138 | 81.2% | |
| 🍓 | 17 | 10.0% | |
| ⚡ | 8 | 4.71% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 1.76% | |
| 🕊 | 2 | 1.18% | |
| 🏆 | 1 | 0.588% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 0.588% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 170 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @gordonshome. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 15 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 24 July 2026 to 6 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Короче, меня сегодня потащили в книжный. Да, я знаю, звучит как какой-то сюр, но это всяко лучше, чем вкалывать на тренировке до потери пульса, и получать от Дэя, так что я не особо сопротивлялся. Ходил за Рене и Элис, как привязанный, и просто угукал на всю ерунду, которое они мне тыкали в лицо. Типа, «да, круто», «ага, прикольно», «очень интересно». В какой-то момент мне стало скучно просто так тупить, и я выцепил…
❤8🍓3
Слушайте, я не знаю, что в голове у этого придурка Нила, но креатива у него — хоть жопой жуй. Серьезно. Он приперся ко мне с этой короной, лыбится как последний идиот, будто совершил величайшее открытие в истории человечества, и выдает: «Нашему Аполлону». Я был конечно в ахере, но по приколу одел её. И, если честно, я посмотрел в зеркало и понял: а ведь я в ней охрененен. Реально, корона сидит как влитая. А тут еще …
⚡8❤4🏆1
Блять. Просто, сука, блять. Я не знаю, какой демон вселился в Элисон этим утром, но если она думает, что я — её личный курьер, то она глубоко заблуждается. Хотя, кого я обманываю? Она знает, что я сделаю всё, что она скажет, даже если буду проклинать её на каждом шагу. Меня выдернули из кровати, когда солнце ещё даже не удосужилось нормально подняться. Я после этого долбанного перелёта ещё не оклемался. Даже кофе д…
🍓11❤4🕊2
Честно? Я не помню ни черта из того, что было после того, как я свалил с пляжа. В своё оправдание не скажу ни слова — даже не просите. Было весело, чертовски весело, и, честно, я бы повторил, если бы моя голова сейчас не пыталась расколоться на атомы. Самое забавное началось, когда я открыл галерею в телефоне. Листаешь эти кадры — размытые лица, какие-то незнакомые бары, огни, чьи-то смеющиеся глаза — и пытаешься со…
❤17
Video, posted without a caption
❤13🔥3
Сходили сегодня на пляж. Я, Рене и Эли. Обсудили ту ночь. Ну, как обсудили… проговорили всё, что нужно было выплюнуть, чтобы не давило. Вроде никто не в обиде. Все довольны, все улыбаются, как в рекламе зубной пасты.😋 Рене и Эли подставили спины, я мазал их кремом. Сидел как довольный кот, размазывал крем, улыбался. 🐍 Но потом у меня задрожали пальцы, и голова разболелась. Я сказал, что у меня дела. Важные дела. И …
❤15🍓3
💌 Вам отправили новое послание! нет ну я вот не пойму, девчонки вроде встречаются ты с Элисон тоже встречаешься но ты в то же время спишь с Рене и.. они обе адекватно реагируют.. (ну пока сет отвечает по крайней мере, значит нормально) Вам это понимать и не надо, наслаждайтесь
❤9
💌Вам отправили новое послание! сет решил и нахуй сесть и рыбку съесть) 😋 Фраза Кевина. Больше это относится к Элисон.
❤12😁1
💌 Вам отправили новое послание! Если бы вы хотели ребёнка кто бы стал матерью Рене или Элисон? Я в принципе детей не хочу, не от кого. Даже думать об этом не буду.
❤7
💌 Вам отправили новое послание! любовный треугольник? как так получилось, друг друга как воспринимаете, расскажи как сделаешь шаг во взрослую жизнь, мы ждём, сет) Ждите, не дождётесь. 🍑
❤8
И вообще она у меня рубашку стырела и бегает в ней. Думаю все вопросы должны отпасть.
❤7
💌 Вам отправили новое послание! Как Рене отнеслась к тому что вы переспали? Я не знаю, не спрашивал, не разговаривал, в отеле не появлялся. Я пока с Джереми и Жаном тусуюсь. Избегаю ответственности
❤6
Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @gordonshome. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Сет Гордон” (@gordonshome), 193 subscribers as measured 1 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gordonshome.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.