Медиа о Германии и Берлине: свежие новости, гайды по адаптации, про немецкий язык, менталитет и бюрократию - субъективно, честно, с юмором (опционально)
Для связи: @gusb_v_berline
Impressum & Datenschutzerklärung:
https://shorturl.at/aK1pZ
Created
Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
10 measurements spanning 8 days, net +305. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,963–10,360 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Aug 2026, 09:27
10,314
+4
12 Aug 2026, 21:56
10,310
+8
11 Aug 2026, 22:42
10,302
+5
11 Aug 2026, 00:55
10,297
+27
9 Aug 2026, 21:50
10,270
+93
8 Aug 2026, 18:40
10,177
+121
7 Aug 2026, 18:37
10,056
+12
6 Aug 2026, 19:20
10,044
+35
6 Aug 2026, 06:00
10,009
no change
6 Aug 2026, 05:53
10,009
first reading
Engagement
30 posts held, back to 26 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
54.7%
avg views ÷ 10,314 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,640
30 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.15%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
30
of 30 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 August 2026
Posts held
30 (26 July 2026 – 14 August 2026)
Views total
169,290
Reactions total
5,339
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
15 Aug 2026, 06:41 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
701
Videos
121
Links
973
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Video runtime
1m 28s
Average length
1m 28s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
5,227 reactions across 29 posts, in 36 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 14.5% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
757
14.5%
❤
711
13.6%
🔥
576
11.0%
🦄
362
6.93%
👎
327
6.26%
🤣
266
5.09%
🤬
262
5.01%
🤡
254
4.86%
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221
4.23%
🤝
189
3.62%
🤯
162
3.10%
👏
145
2.77%
😱
145
2.77%
💊
118
2.26%
😁
113
2.16%
💔
98
1.87%
🫡
83
1.59%
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71
1.36%
❤🔥
70
1.34%
🤷♀
59
1.13%
16 further kinds
238
4.55%
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 30 of the 30 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,339reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 30 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 14 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
57
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 30 we hold a reading for · 17%
Most on one post
52
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @goose_expat. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 30 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 26 July 2026 to 14 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Радар контролёров? А может лучше радар подработки
Пока одни студенты разрабатывают радар контролёров, чтобы в следующем году цены на билеты выросли ещё сильнее, мой подписчик, студент Свободного Университета, разработал приложение для поиска подработки. Делюсь с вами (не реклама)
Живете в Берлине? Подработка может оказаться прямо за углом!
🧭 jobsplz помогает найти кафе, бары, рестораны, магазины и другие заведения…
🌾 Рекордная засуха: что будет с ценами в магазинах и на заправках
Летняя жара и полное отсутствие дождей начинают всерьёз бить по немецкой экономике. В южных регионах страны фермеры уже предупреждают о рисках полного неурожая некоторых культур, а уровень воды в Рейне упал до отметок, при которых баржи могут ходить лишь полупустыми.
Вот что всё это значит для наших кошельков:
⛽️ Заправки уже отреагировали
Проблемы …
🏊♂️ В Берлине отменили отдельное купание для темнокожих подростков после угроз
Временный бассейн Volksbad у театра Volksbühne должен был в пятницу на несколько часов стать площадкой для мероприятия организации Each One Teach One (EOTO), только для темнокожих детей и подростков. Организация EOTO работает в сфере предотвращения расизма и выступает за расширение прав и возможностей чернокожего населения.
Но мероприят…
🌘Через пару минут начнется солнечное затмение!
Оно достигнет пика в ~20:05
Если вы планируете посмотреть наверх, главное правило: не любуйтесь затмением незащищенными глазами!
🔴Обычные солнцезащитные очки не спасут.
🔴Народные методы опасны. Рентгеновские снимки, дискеты, затемненные стекла и фотопленка не защищают сетчатку от ожога. Ожог происходит безболезненно, но повреждает зрение навсегда.
🔴Безопасно смотрет…
📦 ЕС принял закон об упаковке
А теперь просит его игнорировать
Сегодня вступили в силу новые европейские правила PPWR (Packaging and Packaging Waste Regulation). Цель вроде благая: сократить количество мусора. Согласно данным ЕС, каждый европеец производит 178 килограммов упаковочных отходов в год; в Германии эта цифра еще выше - 215 кг. На практике получился очередной бюрократический коллапс.
В чем суть новых прав…
Вики о личных финансах
Помогите Максиму сделать проект максимально актуальным и полезным
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Werbung / Реклама
Привет! Меня зовут Максим, обычно я работаю аналитиком в берлинском IT, но уже неско…
📱 BVG против приложения FreiFahren
В Берлине спорят из-за сервиса с предупреждениями о контролерах
В столице набирает популярность приложение FreiFahren. В нем пассажиры отмечают место и время, где увидели контролеров. У приложения уже около 40 000 постоянных пользователей.
Реакция BVG
Берлинский транспортный оператор назвал сервис «несолидарным». По заявлениям компании, безбилетный проезд приносит им от 20 до 25 …
Почти 10 000 погибших за одну неделю
RKI обновил данные по аномальной жаре
Институт Роберта Коха пересчитал статистику смертности из-за экстремальной жары за лето 2026 года. Цифры оказались выше первоначальных оценок.
* 9 600 смертей зафиксировано всего за одну неделю с 22 по 28 июня, когда температура по всей Германии достигала +41 °C, а ночь на 28 июня стала самой теплой за всю историю наблюдений.
* 11 900 пог…
❗️Апдейт по Scalable Capital
Редакция канала сегодня вечером получила ответ на ранее отправленный запрос в SC касательно действий брокера. Ниже их ответ (перевод ещё ниже), орфография сохранена
Sehr geehrter Herr G.,
bitte finden Sie unsere Antwort im Folgenden:
Als Bank unterliegen wir umfassenden aufsichtsrechtlichen
Anforderungen, an die Überwachung von Zahlungsströmen und
länderspezifischen Risikoprofilen. Uns…
🔥91👍30❤26🤬3😁2🙏2
Showing the 12 most recent of 30 posts we hold for @goose_expat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 28,204 of 1,350,102entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 11 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Немецкий язык @deutschonline · 122,820 Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 14 August 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Гусь в Берлине” (@goose_expat), 10,314 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/goose_expat.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.