Channel
@godnoplease
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Advertising · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,671subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001084533159 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @godnoplease |
| Created | 28 August 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/godnoplease |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 04:04 | 2,671 | -3 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 19:02 | 2,674 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 05:19 | 2,675 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 00:13 | 2,675 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 12 September 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 27 December 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 12 September 2021 to 27 December 2025. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Опубликовал подробную видеорецензию на новый альбом Оксимирона* "Национальность: нет". Аргументированно изложил и свои претензии к этому произведению, и те вещи, которые захотелось похвалить. Рекомендуется к просмотру и тем, кто уже послушал альбом, и тем, кто даже не собирается его включать. Будет много размышлений не только о Мироне и его альбоме, но и о современном русском (и русскоязычном) искусстве, культуре, э…
Hey guys! Это Мастридер. Давно не виделись :) Я по делу: есть 4 билета на концерт одной из моих любимых групп Ghinzu в Париже на 13 июня. Хотел сам с друзьями сгонять, но не получается, увы. А у ребят воссоединение спустя больше 10 лет молчания, это обещает быть историческим событием (и не факт, что потом ещё они будут давать концерты). Пишите в ЛС Никите @dazzve, если хотите купить у нас билеты. На этот концерт в…
По какой формуле рассчитать уровень счастья? Этим вопросом задаются многие гости моих шоу, и я тоже. Итак, насколько вы счастливы? Как это измерить? И, самое главное, как достичь желаемого уровня? Ответы на эти и другие вопросы вы найдете в книге Михаила Кузнецова «Инструкция к человеку». Это не просто философия: в книге описаны подробные инструменты и алгоритмы. В книге описаны 3 важных этапа на пути к счастью: - …
Качество и популярность документального кино за последние несколько лет резко взлетело вверх! Мы все в этом году обсуждали и «Афериста из Тиндера», и документалку Нетфликса про грибы, и много других. А Венецианский фестиваль вообще отдал документалке «Вся красота и кровопролитие» главный приз! В общем, документалки — это реально интересно. А классно пишут про них наши партнеры — канал «Доккино в массы» @docfilmsspac…
Ура! https://youtu.be/k0TWLSQVBpM
Отличный ролик про один из моих любимых альбомов: youtu.be/nYYMIYWEdwQ
60 дней бесплатно смотрите лучшие турецкие сериалы в видеосервисе Wink. Переходим по ссылке, активируем подписку и наслаждаемся просмотром любимых сериалов на любом устройстве в Full HD-качестве. WINK #реклама
Вот моя рецензия на предыдущий сезон:
Киберпанк, этические проблемы трансгуманизма, противостояние людей и искусственного интеллекта На днях вышел второй сезон нетфликсовского сериала "Любовь, смерть и роботы". Всего 8 серий, каждая из которых длится около 10 минут — можно легко посмотреть в один присест (что я и сделал). Трейлер второго сезона: youtu.be/Gj2iCJkp6Ko Этот сезон мне показался послабее первого, но несколько серий получились отличными — о…
Особенно жду новый сезон "Любви, смерти и роботов": youtu.be/Xj2b0swdpX8. Трейлер впечатляет!
Давно не публиковал здесь ничего, и вот подоспел повод — ну разве не прекрасный трейлер? youtu.be/Wg86eQkdudI
Мощный и выстраданный клип про абьюзивные отношения и совместное психологическое насилие от Паши Плохого: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd__oZFHjCA Яркие образы, крутые спецэффекты, литры бутафорской крови и полуавтобиографическая история — всё, что надо для мощного клипа. Всем советую.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @godnoplease. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 963,670 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“GOD, NO (Мастридер)” (@godnoplease), 2,671 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/godnoplease.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.