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Channel
@goblincook0
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
130subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001615184546 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @goblincook0 |
| Created | 12 March 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 24 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 24 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/goblincook0 |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 03:24 | 130 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 01:01 | 131 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:55 | 131 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 18 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 24 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
135 reactions across 16 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5426875106175497668 | 48 | 35.6% | |
| custom 5364238162124084793 | 35 | 25.9% | |
| custom 5463412289883353404 | 29 | 21.5% | |
| custom 5359657446358919996 | 11 | 8.15% | |
| ❤ | 6 | 4.44% | |
| 👏 | 5 | 3.70% | |
| 🕊 | 1 | 0.741% |
Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 135reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 18 March 2026 to 24 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Погодите, а чего я добился? А чего я хотел добиться? Ебать я даун
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Завтра все в мах!!!
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Вконтакте всеми силами пытается показать, что он живой и вовсе не мусорный. Однако, если раньше соотношение лайков к просмотрам в норме было 1 к 20, то сейчас 1 к 543? Ну, прикольно, наверное, самый популярный пост в паблике за всё время, не считая гоблинской головоломки, что я в своё время рекламил абсолютно во всех популярных игровых пабликах
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Немало
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Молодежь в тиктоке вот по достоинству оценила мой мем. Наверное, пора туда перебираться. Буду тиктокером, ну а что. Это лучше, чем оставаться непризнанным вовсе
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Сухой чёрт хочет накидать за щеку ВСЕМ. Ютуб: www.youtube.com/@столовка Твич: www.twitch.tv/goblincanteen
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Друзья, как вы относитесь к оральному сексу? Это же типа зашквар, когда в рот берешь письку чужую. Или нет?
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ГЕРОЙ!! ОН ГЕРОЙ МЕЧА И МАГИИ! ГЕЙРОЙ 3! Наконец-то!
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Пора ссальное ведро заводить, 2 раза за 2 часа отходить поссать это такое себе. Причем я же еще до стрима обычно опорожняюсь. Ну что поделаешь, я уже слишком стар, я разваливаюсь по кусочкам, гнию.
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Larry 2, это ты? Не узнаю тебя, брат... Ютуб: www.youtube.com/@столовка Твич: www.twitch.tv/goblincanteen
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Я пока спал, оглох на одно ухо. Слышать стал на 50% от нормы. 22 года - ослеп, оглох, геморрой донимает. Что дальше? Я не доживу до момент, когда стану популярным
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @goblincook0. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Столовые мысли” (@goblincook0), 130 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/goblincook0.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.