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Channel
Юмор для главбуха
@glavbukh_humor
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Polls · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
9,131subscribers
-301 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001474181080 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @glavbukh_humor |
| Description | Официальный канал с бухгалтерским юмором от журнала Главбух. Здесь вы найдете шутки и мемы про бухгалтеров! Мы Вконтакте - https://vk.com/humor_glavbuh Мы в МАКС - https://max.ru/glavbukh_humor Регистрация в ркн номер заявки № 7306420847 |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 6 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 24 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 6 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/glavbukh_humor |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Nov 2026, 15:05 | 9,131 | -5 |
| 31 Oct 2026, 08:06 | 9,136 | -5 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 08:06 | 9,141 | -9 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 21:49 | 9,150 | -11 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 16:15 | 9,161 | -11 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 03:27 | 9,172 | -11 |
| 15 Oct 2026, 09:46 | 9,183 | +1 |
| 12 Oct 2026, 18:56 | 9,182 | -20 |
| 6 Oct 2026, 02:02 | 9,202 | -6 |
| 29 Sept 2026, 01:16 | 9,208 | -12 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 20:36 | 9,220 | -29 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 08:19 | 9,249 | -25 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 22:19 | 9,274 | -29 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 16:15 | 9,303 | -15 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 08:07 | 9,318 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 12:05 | 9,317 | -5 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 20:12 | 9,322 | -10 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 15:43 | 9,332 | -19 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 07:36 | 9,351 | -25 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 11:57 | 9,376 | first reading |
Engagement
96 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 41 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 5.23%
- avg views ÷ 9,131 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 477
- 27 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 2.06%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 27
- of 96 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 25 of 27 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 November 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 96 (31 July 2026 – 7 November 2026) |
| Views total | 12,892 |
| Reactions total | 258 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Nov 2026, 10:26 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈1,040
- Videos
- ≈437
- Links
- ≈1,300
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 6m 08s
- Average length
- 17s
Measured directly from 22 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1,128 reactions across 94 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 289 | 25.6% | |
| 👍 | 240 | 21.3% | |
| ❤ | 239 | 21.2% | |
| 🔥 | 124 | 11.0% | |
| 💯 | 122 | 10.8% | |
| 🗿 | 35 | 3.10% | |
| 🤣 | 25 | 2.22% | |
| 😢 | 14 | 1.24% | |
| 🤪 | 10 | 0.887% | |
| 👎 | 8 | 0.709% | |
| ❤🔥 | 6 | 0.532% | |
| 🏆 | 3 | 0.266% | |
| 😐 | 3 | 0.266% | |
| 😭 | 3 | 0.266% | |
| 🆒 | 2 | 0.177% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 0.177% | |
| 🤯 | 2 | 0.177% | |
| 🥱 | 1 | 0.089% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 94 of the 96 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,128 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 96 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 7 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 27 posts held from the last 30 days (3.70%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
А какое у вас сегодня настроение? 1. «Я сейчас такой скандал учиню» 2. «Проснулся, но какой ценой!» 3. «Всем внимание, бухгалтер в офисе» 4. «Ну что ты будешь делать с этим НДС» 5. «Новые правила для упрощенцев? Не, не слышал» 6. «Процесс мышления» 7. «Когда уже выходные, честное слово!» 8. «Разбудите меня на новогодних» 9. «Новогоднее настроение и пятница, разве не здорово?» Пишите цифры в комментариях👇
❤4
Немного пятничного юмора! Пусть эти выходные пройдут без звонков с фразой: «Тут срочно один вопросик на две минуты…» 😁 Желаем хорошего настроения и отличных выходных! ❤️ #главбух #бухгалтер 😁Наш канал в MАКС Любой вопрос вы также можете задать Луке-ИИ
👍6❤1
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А вы в курсе, что уже пятница и завтра снова выходной? ❤️ - Дааа, ура 😑 - Пятница, но ощущается, как вторник 👍 - Я не замечаю дни недели
❤16👍7😐3
Что еще добавим? 😀
🔥10👍5💯1
Бухгалтер в течение дня 😁 #главбух #бухгалтер 😁Наш канал в MАКС Любой вопрос вы также можете задать Луке-ИИ
😁12🔥5❤1👍1
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👍1
А на каком уровне вы? ❤️ - начинающий 🔥- с опытом 😀 - что-то между #главбух #бухгалтер 😁Наш канал в MАКС Любой вопрос вы также можете задать Луке-ИИ
🔥17😁2❤1👍1
А что главное для вас? 😀 #главбух #бухгалтер 😁Наш канал в MАКС Любой вопрос вы также можете задать Луке-ИИ
😁9👍3🔥2❤1
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👍1
Одна из наших супер сил, а так их у нас еще очень многоооо 😂 #главбух #бухгалтер 😁Наш канал в MАКС Любой вопрос вы также можете задать Луке-ИИ
💯8😁6👍2
Showing the 12 most recent of 96 posts we hold for @glavbukh_humor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@glavbukh_humor edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
- First edit seen
- 12 August 2026
- Most recent edit
- 12 August 2026
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Коллеги, а какие у вас планы на вечер пятницы?
- 😥Продолжу работать до победного19%
- 🕺Проведу вечер пятницы активно19%
- 🥸Сразу лягу отдыхать и спать, хватит с меня работы44%
- 😁Встреча с друзьями/коллегами21%
- Напишу комментарий 👇2%
The shares total 105%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
🕗 Понедельник! Самое время, чтобы спросить. Чего вы хотите от работы?
- 😎 Больше свободы и времени на жизнь19%
- 🤑Больше зарабатывать. Меня интересуют только деньги18%
- 😢Поменьше тревоги и стресса17%
- 😈Хочу понимать, что всё, что я делаю, не зря20%
- 💃Все варианты актуальны46%
The shares total 120%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 96 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 7 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
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@glavbukh_services · 4201 postБиблиотека "Главбух"
@house_glavbukh · 10,0191 postСистема Главбух
@sistemaglavbukh · 25,6851 postАссоциация профессиональных бухгалтеров Поволжья !
@tiurinakurs · 451 postЖурнал "Упрощёнка"
@uproshchenka · 22,7391 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@eglavbukru · 82,375
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 18 August 2026
@sistemaglavbukh · 25,685
Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 13 September 2026
@uproshchenka · 22,739
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 19 September 2026
@buhast · 31,059
Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 6 September 2026
@businessololo · 24,398
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 15 September 2026
@typical_buh · 19,874
Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 98 here — alongside 97 others — read 29 September 2026
@externjournal · 42,915
Telegram ranks this channel #33 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 28 August 2026
@buhru · 35,218
Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 2 September 2026
@netipichniy_buh · 77,951
Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 19 August 2026
@buhi1c · 37,817
Telegram ranks this channel #60 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 31 August 2026
@lifehackoftheday · 25,870
Telegram ranks this channel #66 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 13 September 2026
@selfworkru · 30,748
Telegram ranks this channel #67 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 6 September 2026
@buhexpert8 · 75,303
Telegram ranks this channel #67 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 19 August 2026
@uchetbezzabot_1c · 39,384
Telegram ranks this channel #75 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 30 August 2026
@nalognalogru · 24,657
Telegram ranks this channel #76 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 15 September 2026
@upb_nalogi · 36,888
Telegram ranks this channel #87 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 1 September 2026
This channel appears in 16 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Юмор для главбуха” (@glavbukh_humor), 9,131 subscribers as measured 3 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/glavbukh_humor.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.