Сгонял на рынок и понял, что витальность напрямую связана со вкусом помидоров, которые ты хаваешь.
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Channel
@getshitdonepublic
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
200subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002527564666 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @getshitdonepublic |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 10 May 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/getshitdonepublic |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 06:38 | 200 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:31 | 201 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:20 | 201 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 10 May 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
468 reactions across 15 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 155 | 33.1% | |
| 🔥 | 99 | 21.2% | |
| 👍 | 70 | 15.0% | |
| 😁 | 41 | 8.76% | |
| ❤🔥 | 26 | 5.56% | |
| 💔 | 23 | 4.91% | |
| 💯 | 12 | 2.56% | |
| 🤣 | 10 | 2.14% | |
| 🌭 | 9 | 1.92% | |
| ✍ | 6 | 1.28% | |
| 💩 | 3 | 0.641% | |
| 🤯 | 3 | 0.641% | |
| 🐳 | 2 | 0.427% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 0.427% | |
| 💘 | 2 | 0.427% | |
| 🥰 | 2 | 0.427% | |
| 👌 | 1 | 0.214% | |
| 🕊 | 1 | 0.214% | |
| 🤔 | 1 | 0.214% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 468reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 10 May 2025 to 12 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @getshitdonepublic. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 16 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 10 May 2025 to 12 June 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Сгонял на рынок и понял, что витальность напрямую связана со вкусом помидоров, которые ты хаваешь.
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Долго ждал этого момента
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Отвечу на самый популярный вопрос: «Что делать, когда профессор наказал пребывать исключительно в благородных состояниях сознания, а ты стоишь в пробке на въезде в город, и справа, по обочине, поднимая пыль, несётся какой-то “самый умный” ебалай? Или наоборот: дорога свободная, можно притопить, а впереди немецкая телега в AMG-пакете, идущая 45?» Всё просто, нужно: Применить базовую технику из КПТ — когнитивную пер…
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ПРИКИНЬ, ЖИВЁШЬ СЕБЕ ОБЫЧНУЮ ЖИЗНЬ ВЕЛИКОГО ЧЕЛОВЕКА. СОВЕРШАЕШЬ РАДИ ДРУГИХ ПОСТУПКИ, ЖЕРТВУЕШЬ ЧТО-ТО РАДИ КОГО-ТО. ТВОЙ МИР ВРАЩАЕТСЯ ВОКРУГ МИРА, ВОКРУГ ДРУГИХ ЛЮДЕЙ, ПРОЕКТОВ, СОБЫТИЙ. НИ КАПЛИ СЕБЯ — ВСЁ РАДИ ТЕБЯ, БРАТЕЦ! ЕЩЁ ЧУТЬ-ЧУТЬ — И В ТВОЁМ МОЗГУ УКОРЕНИТСЯ СЛАДКАЯ МЫСЛЬ, ЧТО ТЫ ВЕЛИКИЙ СЫН БОЖИЙ, БОЖИЙ СТРЕМЯГА. ВОТ-ВОТ ТЕБЯ ОБЪЯВЯТ В СВЯТОГО. А ОКАЗЫВАЕТСЯ — ТЫ ЕБУЧИЙ ЭГОИСТ. ЧТОБЫ НЕ ВЬЕБАТЬСЯ В Э…
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Так, братцы, если собрались суетиться в конце декабря — давайте суетиться благородно. Например, вот я заметил: есть экзистенциальная суета — это такая суета, в которой человек активно что-то делает, но избегает ответа на вопрос: «А нахуя я именно ЭТО делаю?» ВОТ ЭТО НЕПРАВИЛЬНАЯ СУЕТА. НОРМАЛЬНЫЕ ПАЦАНЫ суетятся либо радостно, либо осмысленно. Радостная суета — это движение без внутреннего сопротивления. Экзисте…
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Братцы, не забывайте уделять радостность на общее, особенно зимой.
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Вы слишком серьезны. Серьезное лицо — еще не признак ума, господа. Все глупости на Земле делаются именно с этим выражением. Вы улыбайтесь, господа, улыбайтесь! (с) Karl Friedrich Hieronymus von Münchhausen
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Так, братцы, важное объявление: в связи с концом лета объявляется мораторий на облом. Все, кто обломается, пожалуйста, покиньте канал. Тому, кто продержится год, подарю огромную авторскую хуй-свечу.
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Voice message, posted without a caption
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Прикинь: идёшь по улице, докуриваешь сигарету, в трёх метрах — урна. И ты так красиво, с двух пальцев, пуляешь сигарету в её сторону. Слоу-мо. Сигарета летит — и попадает. Ты победил. Осматриваешься по сторонам — и никого. Сука.
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Давненько не выступал, надо исправлять. Вот. https://moscow.qtickets.events/173136-vitaliy-kolomiets-solnyy-stendap-kontsert
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @getshitdonepublic. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“SHIT HAPPENS” (@getshitdonepublic), 200 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/getshitdonepublic.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.