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"Никакого огорода!" 🦊

@garden_andanastas

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101subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002814680727
TypeChannel
Username@garden_andanastas
DescriptionМуж мне сказал "никакого огорода", поэтому держусь как могу 😀 Лайф - канал о жизни в доме у леса и садовых делах от лисьего канала в тг @andanastas_pishet
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/garden_andanastas

Growth

1017 August 2026 — 101 subscribers9 August 2026 — 101 subscribers7 August 20269 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 100–102 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Aug 2026, 10:30101no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:46101first reading

Engagement

9 posts held, back to 15 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
47.9%
avg views ÷ 101 subscribers
Avg views / post
48.3
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
11.2%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 9 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 2 of 3 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 August 2026
Posts held9 (15 June 20262 August 2026)
Views total145
Reactions total10
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 10:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
87
Videos
16
Links
20

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

38 reactions across 6 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2052.6%
🔥821.1%
👍513.2%
😁37.89%
👀25.26%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 38reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 15 June 2026 to 2 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

2 Aug 2026, 14:53 UTC27 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Дома – хорошо! ⭕️мы доделали забор внутри участка от собак ⭕️поставили бассейн ⭕️вкопали прудик. Думали, что собаки будут там жару пережидать, но пока так делает только мелкая ⭕️покосили траву ⭕️снова жарим колбаски и делаем коктейли со своей мятой Не знаю как это все можно поменять на город, я бы точно не смогла 🦊

4🔥1😁1

21 Jul 2026, 11:32 UTC62 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Одно из величайших наслаждений – чувство удовлетворения от проделанной работы)) и вообще все равно, что ты задолбался, палец намозолил и даже не заметил, пот все глаза залил и от соли щиплет. Смотришь и кайфуешь 😄 Мы решили сделать внутри участка ещё забор, чтобы собаки не рыли кусты и не грызли мои розы!!! Притащили 12 поддонов, отшлифовали, покрыли яхтным лаком и низ мастикой и начали вкапывать. Останется только

4

14 Jul 2026, 16:50 UTC77 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Ещё одна любимая пора – когда можно есть сезонные овощи, ягоды и фрукты. Ещё приятнее, когда ты растишь их сама – они как будто вдвойне вкуснее от этого становятся. А запах вообще словами не передать. Ещё в прошлом году у меня появилось желание больше делать что-то руками, потому что это успокаивает и замедляет: ♥️свечи из вощины ♥️вышивка крестиком ♥️цветы А сейчас вот и огород подъехал. Помидоры и огурцы бабуш

4🔥4

1 Jul 2026, 18:35 UTC78 viewsread 9 August 2026

На лето запланировала попробовать две вещи: испечь хлеб и приготовить сыр. Если с хлебом попроще, рецептов много, да и мама раньше готовила печи. То с сыром пока есть вопросы 😄 У кого-то есть опыт того и другого? Что посоветуете?

23 Jun 2026, 10:10 UTC92 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Интересно, как дом сам предполагает размеренную жизнь. В нем не хочется спешить, не хочется вот этого успешного успеха — от него веет совсем другой энергией. Даже если ты что-то ремонтируешь или строишь, ты никуда не бежишь. Я, кстати, думаю, что полтора года назад дом в том числе поспособствовал моему увольнению с работы — тот темп мне уже просто не особо подходил. Сейчас я иногда могу загрузить себя созвонами та

5👍2🔥2

22 Jun 2026, 16:40 UTC74 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Простое печенье из того, что было)) Хотела испечь творожное печенье. Творог испортился, а настроение печь осталось. Решила не мудрить, а использовать продукты, которые есть в холодильнике: 1️⃣Сделала песочное тесто: пачка масла, мука, сахар, сода, соль 2️⃣Песочное тесто положила в форму, сверху залила вареньем (примерно 0.3-0.4 банки) 3️⃣Остатки посыпала а-ля крошки 4️⃣На 180° на 40 минут поставила в духовку. З

3👍3🔥1

15 Jun 2026, 08:02 UTC60 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Рассказываю на основном канале как утро сегодня прошло. Пошли собирать землянику, услышала стук копыт и тень большую. Сначала в голове появилась мысль про собак – они тут чаще всего бывают у нас, но копыт же у них нет. Потом подумала про лошадь, хотя откуда ей взяться. А через секунду выскочил лось, перебежал дорогу в сторону нашего КП и исчез в кустах. Стою и не понимаю что делать. Насколько далеко он убежал, обра

👀2😁2

15 Jun 2026, 08:01 UTC55 viewsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @andanastas_pishetPhoto

Времени ещё 11 часов нет, а день уже наполнен событиями: 💟 клиентка регулярно начала получать запросы на рекламу в ее канале. А ещё, кстати, через 25 подписчиков она пробьет 1000 🔥 💟собраны первые ягоды земляники 💟пока собирала ягоды, услышала стук копыт. Подумала, что кто-то на лошади скачет, а это был лось – пробежал буквально в 10-15 метрах от меня. О ягодах больше даже не думала 😄 💟сажусь работать. С клиентами в

Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @garden_andanastas. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“"Никакого огорода!" 🦊” (@garden_andanastas), 101 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/garden_andanastas.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.