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Channel
Метаморфозы
@gardaivan
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
194subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002645083028 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @gardaivan |
| Description | Путешествие в себя и обратно |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/gardaivan |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:48 | 194 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 06:47 | 194 | first reading |
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 5.18%
- avg views ÷ 194 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 10.1
- 19 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 12.0%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 19
- of 19 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 19 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 19 (1 August 2026 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 191 |
| Reactions total | 3 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 11:48 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 777
- Videos
- 440
- Links
- 38
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 3m 08s
- Average length
- 1m 03s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
3 reactions across 3 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 2 | 66.7% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 33.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Из неизданного +++18.18.18 «Пиздец, он всемогущ и вездесущ...» Пиздец подкрался незаметно, В народа тело вросся метко. Разросся до масштабов воли. Пиздец меняет жизни роли. Пиздец ломает все пароли. Пиздец везде. Пиздец в узде. Пиздец прям мчится на коне. Идёт всё прямо попиС де. Пиздец могуч. Пиздец едуч. Пиздец спустился прямо с туч. Не замечает никого. Ему плевать на самого. Ему плевать на СВО. Пиздец у нас и с…
Из неизданного «...2026. Туда дуй, оттуда УЙ. За себя ты голосуй...» Близится время Удара в темя. Близится время Выбора бремя. Близится время С мыслью собраться И в себе самом разобраться. Вопрос лишь один На повестке висит. Ты за кого? Рассудок кричит. Ты за разруху, убийства и муки? Ты за ходящих в мантиях вуки? Ты за налоги, Висят что, как бремя? Ты за ушедшее мирное время? Ты обернись, Посмотри и прозрей. Сде…
👍1
София одна из моих лучших метаморфоз ❤️
в гАвне реальность 😁
❤1
https://t.me/naviadrag/s/1195
Video message, posted without a caption
Из неизданного «О присутственном отсутствии...» и "О состоянии деятельной прострации" «Иногда, чтобы вернуться к жизни, приходится ненадолго выпасть из неё.» Я выпал из жизни. Не из этой, из той. Я выпал из жизни. Сейчас я изгой. Я выпал. Я выпал. Я выпал и врос. Меня будоражит Незримый вопрос. Меня увлекает Прозрачность видений. Присыщен я Колесом повторений. Смотрю, как на сон,…
Из неизданного "...больница та ещё актриса..." Никуда ты не девайся, Заходи и раздевайся. Раздевайся догола. Что? Поломана нога? Может что-то с головою? Заходите, что ж такое....?! ЗдравоОхранение, То по льду хождение. ЗдравоОхранение, Мнений суть, скольжение. ЗдравоОхранение, Все неоднозначности И судьбы превратности. Коль в больницу ты попал, Жизнь вошла твоя в аврал. Жизнь увидела порог. Да поможет тебе БОГ! Р…
Из неизданного «...выдержка из плана на 1000 лет...» Никогда не знаю, куда заведёт поток сорвавшихся с цепи мыслей... Летят, как гончие собаки за добычей, как почтовые кони до пункта назначения... Одна лишь разница: те к конечной, движущейся или статичной цели, а тут везде и сразу, вне законов физики и логики... Чисто иррациональный забег... Он равен состоянию деятельной прострации. Невозможно предсказать и определ…
❤1
ПРОЛОГ Это не просто история. Это часть внутреннего пути нашего героя. В ней он проходит через силу и слабость, через борьбу и сомнения, через падения и подъёмы. Сначала ему казалось, что главное в жизни это действовать, побеждать и преодолевать. Но однажды он понял: самые трудные битвы происходят не снаружи, а внутри человека. Именно там рождается истинная стойкость. Именно там сила уступает место терпению, напор п…
Из неизданного "...пройди своё чистилище..." Выходи, иди, скитайся, Поражай и поражайся, Вдохновляй и вдохновляйся, Разбегайся и лети, Горизонта нет внутри. Без причины улыбайся, Если нужно, замарайся, В свете путь нельзя пройти, Закат солнца впереди. Если нужно, пройди мимо, Поклоняюсь при том учтиво. Если нужно, не смотри, Монстр у тебя внутри. Прокатить на колеснице Ты по пастбищам Вероны, Там услышишь Данте с…
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @gardaivan. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 864,204 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Метаморфозы” (@gardaivan), 194 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gardaivan.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.