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梵乐·fun女仆测评

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61subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 14 September 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

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Telegram ID-1002787355135
TypeChannel
Username@funclubcp1
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded14 September 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held2
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/funclubcp1

Growth

606160.514 Sept 2026, 03:22 — 60 subscribers15 Sept 2026, 06:00 — 61 subscribers14 Sept 2026, 03:2215 Sept 2026, 06:00
2 measurements spanning 1 day, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 60–61 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 06:0061+1
14 Sept 2026, 03:2260first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 12 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
188.5%
avg views ÷ 61 subscribers
Avg views / post
115
1 post measured
Reaction rate
—
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
1
of 19 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 September 2026
Posts held19 (12 October 2025 – 1 September 2026)
Views total115
Reactions total—
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken14 Sept 2026, 03:22 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
34s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

19 reactions across 11 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 94.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤1894.7%
👍15.26%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 19 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 12 October 2025 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Sept 2026, 20:42 UTC115 viewsread 14 September 2026
Forwarded from @aiyedeqimiaozhilv

215、#牌局复盘 【麻友】:#爱椰 【棋牌室】:#梵乐 【麻将搭子】:#小猫 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/funclub88/157230?single 【台费】: 大班 【胡牌牌型】:#大班 【牌局特点】:#大胸学生妹 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格,对应大班) 环境:8.0 人照:8.0 身材:7.9 皮肤:8.0 态度:8.0 敏感度:7.9 抽烟:无 纹身:无 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:8.64 【牌局体验】:补测评ing,梵乐家其实去年就认识了,老板很热情一直喊着过去看看。这次也是,说一定来试试这个小猫,回头客很多,属于颜值情绪价值尺度都综合还不错的。择日不如撞日,约了来体验下。见面觉得个子不是很高,长相甜美皮肤白皙前凸后翘,盲猜一手湖南人。结果确实是湖南的妹妹,湖南的妹妹有个特色,一般胸蛮大的而且皮肤也不错。见面后很自然的钻了过来,属于0帧起手,妹妹偏服务系,…

15 Aug 2026, 04:56 UTC356 views0 reactionsread 14 September 2026

【出击时间】:8月5日 【出击老师/商家】:#糖糖 @YiShwh 【出击留名】:兽 【开课位置】:滨江 【服务点评】:五官精致的好妹妹 【过程描述】: 初见印象:房间不大简单干净,本人和模卡那张动图去掉美颜差不多,整体身形偏娇柔,看着易推倒,脸很小,挺好看的 深入了解:皮肤紧致,胸a+,挺瘦的,没有纹身 情绪价值:服务态度很好+时间管理合理 总体印象:价格合理,值得二刷 流程细节:到地方等了会儿跟着客服上楼,是公寓式的loft,可惜没有带浴室的房间。夏天cj就是怕出汗,不过梵乐的头钟都是在6.7点,没有太热还好。房间偏黑,糖糖穿着黑色裙子进来,脸小五官精致,开局就已有点超出预期了。躺下后开始破冰环节,糖糖会主动提问来拉进关系,对i人还是比较友好的。简单聊了会儿后,兽主动将头向糖糖靠近,她显然感觉到了兽的意图,转头主动向兽吻上来。小舌头还是比较灵活的,可以一直亲,只要保持亲着的状态会一直有回应。卸甲偏主动,上半身是她主动脱…

8 Aug 2026, 14:07 UTC424 viewsread 14 September 2026

#No 店铺:#梵乐 女仆:#小猫 店铺资料:@YiShwh 类型:#邻家妹妹#甜御 出击人:#zero 出击时间:2026.08 环境: B+,公寓 人照相似度:人照8 罩杯:胸B+,挺拔,乳头小 身材:小腿纤细,大腿和屁股有肉 身高:163 体重:90 皮肤:皮肤很白,比较光滑 态度:很友好,没什么班味 聊天交流:素人感很强,比较逗,很真实 敏感处: 胸部没有很敏感,身体比较敏感 抽烟:电子烟,水果味,没有异味 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇 过程: 半夜临时预约,进门第一印象声音非常好听,御姐甜妹音,妹妹是才做没多久的新人,给人整体感觉比较羞涩,本人也是i人,先看动漫,一边聊天破冰,一边手掌先摸上妹妹的腿,非常舒服,小腿纤细,大腿有肉,过了一会也是主动发起攻击,探向妹妹的胸部,非常挺拔,乳头也很小,玩起来特别舒服,妹妹不甘示弱,主动亲了上来。 妹妹是真的大蟒蛇,一直亲着不停,几次都是我先不敌,主动转移战场,…

4 Aug 2026, 16:38 UTC449 views3 reactionsread 14 September 2026

#No 店铺:#梵乐 女仆:#小猫 店铺资料:@YiShwh 类型:#邻家妹妹#甜御 价格:双钟 出击人:#Xia 出击时间:2026.08 环境: B,公寓 人照相似度:人照8 罩杯:胸B+,挺拔,乳头小 身材:人瘦,臀部大,腰细,腿细 身高:163 体重:86 皮肤:白度很白,弹性很弹,平滑度很滑。 态度:A+,配合度较高。 聊天交流:主动找话题,不冷场,带有一丝挑逗。 敏感处: 三点 抽烟:无 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:吻技好,时间长,大蟒蛇 过程: 看到上了新人,细枝硕果,模卡的泳装侧脸比较吸引我,遂预约前往。房间整洁,铺了一次性床单,小猫已经在房间等待,真人和频道中吃烧烤的照片相似,身着无袖针织衫和短裙,很是满意,遂躺下看起鬼灭之刃。 聊天过程中被小猫的声线吸引,这种少御的声线确实独特,破冰后渐渐熟悉,小猫摸着我的手说道,你的手好软好嫩,惹得我有些害羞,这也许激发起了她的侵略欲,逐渐说着更加大胆的…

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24 May 2026, 15:17 UTC≈1,200 views1 reactionsread 14 September 2026

#No 店铺:#梵乐 女仆:#醒醒 类型:#可爱、甜美 价格:1100/2小时 出击人:#拂晓 出击时间:2026.05 首次服役时间:2026.04 环境:B,公寓 人照相似度:人照9(写真全妆,本人比模卡好看) 罩杯:胸C,胸型好 身材:顶级身材 身高:160 体重:92 皮肤:白度4.5,弹性4.5,平滑度5 态度:A,主动,热情,慵懒风 敏感处:耳朵 抽烟:无 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇,可以一直亲 过程:看到模卡,是自己喜欢的类型,狂奔20公里,拱墅到滨江。进入房间,看到醒醒坐在毯子上,主动递上了漱口水。仔细端详,和模卡一个样子,个子小小的,很是可爱,越看越好看。她很可爱,是广东女孩儿,说话温柔,有小女孩的天真活泼,也有女人的纯欲魅惑。 夏夜房间的投影泛着银辉,她倚在我身旁,发丝被我轻轻撩起,伸手替她拂开碎发,指尖却在她颈侧流连,像蝴蝶掠过花瓣。她睫毛轻颤,转头时唇齿相交,温热的呼吸在两人之间织成蛛网。轻…

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9 May 2026, 13:06 UTC≈1,140 views0 reactionsread 14 September 2026
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【出击时间】:5月7日 【出击老师/商家】:#https://t.me/funclub88 @YiShwh 【出击留名】:爱在仲夏 【开课位置】:滨江 【修车水费】:双钟 【服务点评】:大蟒蛇,非常听话的妹妹 【过程描述】: 环境卫生:公寓房停车方便,出入有门禁(客服会下来接) 初见印象:房间整洁,人照颜值符合穿搭身高165大腿长 深入了解:皮肤手感滑嫩,胸c,臀部q弹,有一点肚子不是很明显,无纹身,有抽烟 服务项目:女仆 情绪价值:服务态度很好时间管理到位 总体印象:价格合理,值得二刷 流程细节: 看到醒醒模卡很是喜欢,约好时间,到楼下客服还下来接你,环境整洁。 到房间后,妹妹慵懒的躺在床上,修长大长腿随意舒展着,整个人透着慵懒的气息,安静又撩人。妹妹换上精致长裙,衬托妹妹更加美丽。起初相处略带几分羞涩,妹妹轻轻依偎在肩头,聊聊天,破冰。打趣妹妹是不是还没满18看着好小,妹妹撩起衣服,在身上游龙,看反应很敏…

28 Apr 2026, 11:01 UTC≈1,300 views2 reactionsread 14 September 2026
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#No 店铺:#梵乐 女仆:#醒醒 类型:#纯欲妹妹 价格:工兵/h 出击人:#可可 出击时间:2026.04 首次服役时间:2026.04 环境: B,公寓 人照相似度:人照8(写真全妆,本人比模卡好看) 罩杯:胸C,很软,胸型好 身材:顶级身材 身高:162 体重:98 皮肤:白度4,弹性4.5,平滑度4.5 态度:A,主动性高,热情反差 敏感处: 屁股 抽烟:有,未闻到烟味 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇,一直在亲 过程:看了工兵测评觉得很不错,刚好还有工兵名额,也去一探究竟。刚进房间妹妹就主动递上了丝毫的漱口水,服务态度没话说。仔细端详了下脸,和模卡差不多,越看越好看,妹妹给我看了她白天拍的写真,真嘟很好看,非常适合日系甜妹风和纯欲风,聊天也很能接茬,喜欢看动漫。舌吻可以一直亲,大蟒蛇,亲起来很舒服,胸型也很好看,还主动向我展示她的曼妙身姿,哈哈,既有小女孩的天真活泼,也有邻家的那种善解人意,情绪价值很高,体验感…

❤2

26 Apr 2026, 10:37 UTC≈1,090 views1 reactionsread 14 September 2026

店铺:#梵乐•fun 女仆:#晕晕 类型:#青春活力 价格:测评价 出击人:散散一 出击时间:2026.4 首次服役时间:未知 环境: A(公寓) 人照相似度:人照8 身材:胸B+ 身高:160 体重:100 皮肤:肤色正常,光滑,弹性正常。有一些符文 态度:A,配合度高。 敏感处: 耳朵脖子双侧软肉敏感,胸敏感 抽烟:无 纹身:有 唇钉舌钉:无 过程:下班刚刚好梵乐就在不远的滨江银泰 环境整洁,无异味,妹子准时到店,正常上钟破冰,妹子是河南的,但是在浙江长大,没啥口音,话题自然而然就打开了。浅尝香唇吻技一般略有齿感,常服掀起上衣后抚摸两侧软肉有较明显反应,后对两侧葡萄猛攻,特别是耳后脖颈这些地方,妹子很敏感,妹子吃力度的,蒽,妹子反差很大,看起来清纯结果却是一个骚骚的小m,说的一些骚话,搞得我都不好意思了 总结:反差小m,骚骚的,喜欢骚骚的可以冲 颜值:8 尺度:9 敏感度:9 主动性:8 情绪价值:9 身材:8

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24 Apr 2026, 08:48 UTC≈1,170 views1 reactionsread 14 September 2026
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#No 店铺:#梵乐 女仆:#醒醒 类型:#邻家妹妹 价格:工兵/h 出击人:#Xia 出击时间:2026.04 首次服役时间:2026.04 环境: B,公寓 人照相似度:人照8(写真全妆,本人比模卡好看) 罩杯:胸C,很软,胸型好 身材:人瘦,臀部大,腿细 身高:162 体重:98 皮肤:白度4,弹性4.5,平滑度4.5 态度:A,主动性高,热情反差 敏感处: 胸 抽烟:有,未闻到烟味 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇,一直在亲 过程: 恰好有醒醒的工兵,问了客服有空,遂预约前往。客服很热情,给的定位清晰,下楼来接,好评。 醒醒推门而进,全妆造型一整个大小姐气质,很是惊讶,赶快回忆模卡照片,看着精致眼妆下的醒醒,比照片好看许多,后续应该会更新模卡。醒醒看着我惊讶的眼神,打趣着说着写真馆的事情,以此破冰,兴趣爱好颇为投机,喜欢看演唱会,看LOL的线下比赛等。 四目相对间,醒醒献上香吻,堵住我那旺盛…

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22 Apr 2026, 10:34 UTC≈1,060 views2 reactionsread 14 September 2026
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#No 店铺:#梵乐 女仆:#晕晕 类型:#邻家妹妹 价格:工兵/h 出击人:#Xia 出击时间:2026.04 首次服役时间:2026.04 环境: B,公寓 人照相似度:人照8(模卡右下) 罩杯:胸C,稍软,手感不错 身材:有肉感,臀部大 身高:160 体重:100 皮肤:白度3.5(房间太暗这个没细看),弹性3,平滑度3 态度:A,配合度高 敏感处: 乳头敏感 抽烟:无 纹身:有,右手小臂,右腿小腿 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:吻技一般,亲的不久,比较含蓄 过程: 按耐不住出击的欲望,晕晕模卡中左下角的照片比较吸引我,遂预约前往,客服回消息很快,定位清晰,下楼来接好评。 晕晕在房间中等我,包臀裙高跟鞋,人照相似,初见的感觉很好,闲聊得知是河南人在宁波长大,很是亲切。破冰环节,晕晕主动挑逗,撩起衣服舔我的胸,小舌头灵活,后又骑乘式坐在我身上,拉起我的手放在她的胸上,更是主动地让我伸进衣服摸胸,手感很好,盈盈一握正好…

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26 Dec 2025, 11:05 UTC≈1,240 views2 reactionsread 14 September 2026
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店铺:#梵乐 女仆:#糖糖 价格:超大 班型:超大 出击人:#大哥哥 出击时间:12.07 首次服役时间:未知 环境: 公寓 颜值:人照8,真人8 身材:白幼瘦 身高:162 体重:80 皮肤:平滑 态度:比较配合 抽烟:无 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 【高端服务】:有的打✅ ① 舌吻 ✅ ② 摸胸✅ ③ 吃胸✅ ④情绪价值 ✅ 门店综合评分(注明打分理由): ①门店位置(交通便利度,停车) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 「滨江银泰附近,路边可停车」 ②门店公寓/小区环境(有无梯控,隐蔽性) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 「无梯控,和一堆小黄人挤货梯」 ③店内环境(是否脏乱差,有无烟味/异味) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 「整个店就客服抽烟」 ④房间舒适度(床的舒适度,有无标配的用品) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 「部分房间有床建议提前沟通,配套齐全」 ⑤客服满意度(反馈效率,服务态度) ⭐️⭐️⭐️…

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26 Dec 2025, 11:03 UTC≈1,050 viewsread 14 September 2026
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考生姓名:#小雪 考试日期:2025.12 考试地点:#梵乐 考试时长:1h 考试科目:#身材 #超大 #尺度 监考老师:@yk 总得分:56分+26分+(5分) ———————————————— 第一题:标大篇(60分) 颜值:8分(素人感极强,非常好) 身材:10分(屁股肉肉的,很好摸,胸也软,C左右,挺拔,好评) 爱好:10分(无烟味、无文身、无唇钉舌钉,香香的) 吻技:10分(大蟒蛇,很主动,可以一直亲) 敏感度:8分 情绪价值:10分(情绪价值拉满) ———————————————— 第二题:超大篇(40分) 卸甲程度:半壁江山 山间丛林:没做题 山泉水量:没做题 综合尺度:超大少一点 ———————————————— 第三题:附加篇(20分) 有无异味:口腔无味道(5) SM属性:没做题 道具属性:没做题 ———————————————— 第四题:评价篇 小雪 素人新人好妹妹,金融行业兼职,胸特别好,不大不小,C,…

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @funclubcp1. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“梵乐·fun女仆测评” (@funclubcp1), 61 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/funclubcp1.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.